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The Class Menagerie

Kurt is a pre-school teacher at a school that has a huge variety of animals to care for. Unfortunately, one day, Kurt finds out that ten of them have escaped their cages. Luckily, a new trainee teacher named Blaine, offers to help him out.


K - Words: 5,168 - Updated: Sep 30, 2023
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Categories: Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,

Of All The Buildings In The World…

…He moves into mine. First impressions are inevitable. A good first impression, however, can be a little harder to make. Or so says Kurt, who’d do almost anything to change how he met his cute neighbor...


The Winner Takes It All

Kurt and Blaine are researchers at the theatre department of NYU. After finishing a paper, they need to decide the order of authorship. Since they contributed to the research equally, Blaine suggests a Broadway sing-off contest to determine it with the winner becoming the first author. Kurt loves Blaine’s idea. But he also has an agenda on his own


K - Words: 1,942 - Updated: Apr 23, 2023
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Categories: AU, Humor,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry,

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Sweater Clues

Week 18 of the Gleedrabbleblog on Tumblr. December 19 - 25 This weeks prompts: Clue & Sweater Originally posted on Tumblr on Jan 12th 2023


T - Words: 121 - Updated: Feb 02, 2023
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Warnings: The story is SFW, but if you follow the links in the drabble for visuals of the sweaters, well, I won't be held responsible if other people oversee some of them lol
Categories: Humor,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: Gleedrabbleblog, drabbles, Ugly Christmas Sweaters, (are the best sweaters ever),

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Decorative Warmth

Week 17 of the Gleedrabbleblog on Tumblr. December 12 - 18 This weeks prompts: Decoration & Warm


E - Words: 104 - Updated: Feb 02, 2023
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Categories: Humor, PWP, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez,
Tags: Gleedrabbleblog, drabbles, Coitus Interruptus, except not really,

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Swiper, No Swiping!

When It's Right, It's Right

With such a memorable first meeting, it can be no wonder that their future will be anything but ordinary. Or, a tale of how several lefts can eventually lead to a right. * The sequel to ‘Swipe’, featuring fourteen snap shots of Kurt and Blaine’s life following that fateful encounter. Now completely posted on Scarves and Coffee only, because I have no patience ;) Happy early Valentine's Day! ♡


M - Complete - Chapters: 14/14 - Words: 9,199 - Updated: Feb 11, 2023
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Warnings: The fic in general is very sweet and fluffy and suitable for most ages, but chapter 8 will be explicit and very much Not Suited For Work ;)
Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Elliott Gilbert, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry,
Tags: parent Blaine Anderson, parent Kurt Hummel, Alternate Meeting, Fluff, Vogue employee Kurt Hummel, Fashion Designer Kurt Hummel, Lawyer Blaine Anderson, Slices of Life, Musician Blaine Anderson,

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Swiper, No Swiping!

Or, how Kurt learnt that first impressions aren't always correct... The sequel to Swipe will start posting on Feb 1st, with a new chapter being released every day right up to the 14th. Happy Valentine's day, my loves! ♡


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Saving Grace

Blaine longed to find love, but, as he was so often told, that was not what he was made for. Fairies are supposed to spread joy and pixie dust, not frolic around or longingly stare at all the Big Folk, wishing he could be one of them, that he could be free.


E - Words: 1,077 - Updated: Jan 27, 2023
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Warnings: Basically, this is 1000 words of purely cracky smut and you should really not read it if you're easily offended or traumatised. Just read the tags and imagine what it could possibly be about. That's all.
Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Parody, Romance, Supernatural,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: Look. I'm just gonna pre-empt this by saying you shouldn't read it if you are easily offended or traumatised, Angel Kurt Hummel, Fairy Blaine Anderson, Pocket Sized Blaine Anderson, Smut , Humor , Parody , Crack - not taken seriously, Like not even a little, Maximum Cringe, Sex Magic, Wingfic, So yeah , Read At Your Own Risk,

Swiper, No Swiping!

Swipe

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Inspired by this ask on Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/klaineccfanficlibrary/705677632377864192/my-flight-was-delayed-3-hours-so-i-was-doing-what?source=share

Kurt’s flight back to New York has been delayed. To pass the time, he decides to browse Tinder and see what kind of men Columbus has to offer. There’s no harm in just looking, right?


T - Words: 2,161 - Updated: Feb 01, 2023
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Warnings: Look both ways before crossing any streets and swiping left.
Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: Alternate Meeting, Meet-Cute, Fluff, Vogue employee Kurt Hummel, Fashion Designer Kurt Hummel, Lawyer Blaine Anderson, Online Dating,

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Baby, It's Cold Outside

When the parents are away, the boys will play…


E - Words: 2,916 - Updated: Dec 31, 2022
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Warnings: There's lots and lots of drinking, but everyone is of a legal age to do so at least. Also sex puns. And dirty lyrics. Some of which might even earn us a spot in hell. Look, we were drunk while writing, okay? I think that says enough lol
Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Songfics,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Carole Hudson-Hummel, Elliott Gilbert, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Mike Chang, Noah Puckerman, Sam Evans,
Tags: Christmas, Drunken Shenanigans, by both the Authors and Kurt and Blaine, a.k.a. we wrote this while drinking, dirty song lyrics, we think it’s hilarious, but that might be the alcohol talking, let us know would you?,

Kurt and Blaine's Recipe for the Happiest of Holidays

Step 1: Take two men, madly in love Step 2: Stir in some well meaning family Step 3: Let it simmer for three hours Step 4: But be careful not to let it boil Step 5: Let the flavours blend overnight Step 6: Stir until all ingredients are well mixed Step 7: Garnish with a slice of orange and serve warm


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Player

Week 15 of the Gleedrabbleblog on Tumblr. November 28 - December 4 This weeks prompt: Player


T - Complete - Chapters: 1/1 - Words: 234 - Updated: Dec 03, 2022
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Categories: Humor, Romance, Songfics,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: Gleedrabbleblog, drabbles, inspired by a song, Shake It Off - Taylor Swift,

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Cream

Week 14 of the Gleedrabbleblog on Tumblr. November 21 - 27 This weeks prompt: Cream


M - Complete - Chapters: 1/1 - Words: 108 - Updated: Nov 28, 2022
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Warnings: If you know what my inspiration was, then you'll understand where the sexually suggestive themes come from ;)
Categories: Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez,
Tags: Gleedrabbleblog, drabbles, this one is dedicated, to the dedicated, holy muscles batman, look, if you don't know what I'm talking about, then you have been living under a rock this past weekend,

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Celebrating

Sammy Claus and Head Elf Blaine have a very important task to do. They need to find out if Kurt has been naughty or nice…


E - Words: 2,166 - Updated: Nov 27, 2022
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Warnings: This one-shot has been written for The Impromptu Unofficial Kublam Summer Smut Fest on Ao3. As such, it is about Kurt and Blaine in a solid and stable relationship where they are engaged to each other, they just also happen to have Sam Evans as their boyfriend. If you don't like, just don't read it and I won't get offended ;)
Categories: Humor, PWP, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Sam Evans,
Tags: oral sex, anal sex, It's Christmas, threesome m/m/m, sex toys, dirty talk, of the christmas variety, it's not a parody though, food porn, sort of,

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Show & Spider

Week 11 of the Gleedrabbleblog on Tumblr. October 31 - November 6 This weeks prompts: Show & Spider


K - Complete - Chapters: 1/1 - Words: 111 - Updated: Nov 05, 2022
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Warnings: Yes, this is really badly written. Yes, this is on purpose. No, I will not take criticism, unless you want to offer improvements to make it even worse lol.
Categories: Humor, Parody,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: Gleedrabbleblog, drabbles, bad writing taken seriously,