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Saving Grace

Blaine longed to find love, but, as he was so often told, that was not what he was made for. Fairies are supposed to spread joy and pixie dust, not frolic around or longingly stare at all the Big Folk, wishing he could be one of them, that he could be free.


E - Words: 1,077 - Updated: Jan 27, 2023
547 0 0 0
Warnings: Basically, this is 1000 words of purely cracky smut and you should really not read it if you're easily offended or traumatised. Just read the tags and imagine what it could possibly be about. That's all.
Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Parody, Romance, Supernatural,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: Look. I'm just gonna pre-empt this by saying you shouldn't read it if you are easily offended or traumatised, Angel Kurt Hummel, Fairy Blaine Anderson, Pocket Sized Blaine Anderson, Smut , Humor , Parody , Crack - not taken seriously, Like not even a little, Maximum Cringe, Sex Magic, Wingfic, So yeah , Read At Your Own Risk,

Drabble prompt fills

Show & Spider

Week 11 of the Gleedrabbleblog on Tumblr. October 31 - November 6 This weeks prompts: Show & Spider


K - Complete - Chapters: 1/1 - Words: 111 - Updated: Nov 05, 2022
402 0 0 0 0
Warnings: Yes, this is really badly written. Yes, this is on purpose. No, I will not take criticism, unless you want to offer improvements to make it even worse lol.
Categories: Humor, Parody,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: Gleedrabbleblog, drabbles, bad writing taken seriously,

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Talk to Me

Based off of Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson. Kurt was raped at an end-of-summer party. He fell into a depression and stopped talking. He lost his friends and his voice. Will his biology lab partner help him get out of his depression? Straight!Santana Bisexual!Sebastian Nerd!Blaine Depressed!Kurt Warnings for suicidal thoughts, self harming, and talks of rape!


E - Closed - Chapters: 3/? - Words: 2,780 - Updated: Jul 05, 2014
1,217 0 0 0 0
Categories: Drama, Parody, Tragedy,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, OC, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Sebastian Smythe,
Tags: first time, friendship, OMG CREYS,

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Shirtless

5+1 ways for Klaine to be shirtless on Glee


E - Words: 4,617 - Updated: Dec 22, 2013
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Categories: Humor, Parody,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Sam Evans, Santana Lopez,
Tags: established relationship,

Warblers Watching Glee?

"...we found this box set of DVDs. All the cover said was Glee seasons one, two, and three. No pictures, credits, none of the extra information." "So you just popped it in?" Nick asked. "What if it had been someone getting murdered..." See what happens when the David and Thad find a certain Glee club's lives in the form of DVD's? *Set during Season 1.


T - Closed - Chapters: 6/? - Words: 49,804 - Updated: Dec 21, 2013
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Categories: AU, Humor, Mystery, Parody,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, David Martinez, Jeff, Kurt Hummel, Nick, Thad, Trent, Wes,

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Jigsaw Puzzles and Breaking the Fourth Wall

This is what happens when the objects of our obsessions realize (to a degree) that their actions are being scripted by an unknow, unseeing force. This was a one-shot that turned into an on-going story that pokes fun at fanfiction authors and the stories they write. I am posting this here for fun, because a lot of people on tumblr got a kick out of it. Based of the Klaine Advent Drabble Challenge .


M - Complete - Chapters: 4/? - Words: 2,190 - Updated: Dec 20, 2013
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Categories: AU, General, Humor, Parody,
Tags: established relationship, futurefic,

Cold Bodies, Warm Hearts

Blaine is a zombie going through life with the same boring routine day after day. That all changes when the very much living Kurt stumbles into his life and both must work together to make it out alive. But along the way... Well, is it possible for someone with a still heart to fall in love? Based off of Warm Bodies.


T - Closed - Chapters: 1/? - Words: 2,620 - Updated: Aug 14, 2013
612 0 0 0 0
Categories: Angst, Humor, Parody, Supernatural,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry,

The Continuing Adventures of Nightbird

Blaine Anderson has a secert. Yes this may become a series.


T - Closed - Chapters: 1/? - Words: 543 - Updated: Nov 15, 2012
740 0 0 0 1
Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Parody,
Characters: Blaine Anderson,

The Date

What might have happened when Blaine said yes to go out with Rachel. BIOTA after their drunken kiss. What if Rachel did kiss Blaine on the date? How did both of them react? Kurt is mentioned but does not drop by. See what happens!! Yes I posted something similar to this but I had no idea how to continue so I deleted it. Maybe if someone asks me I'll make a sequel.


T - Words: 906 - Updated: Oct 13, 2012
833 0 2 1
Categories: General, Parody,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry,

Consequences

Actions have consequences. In the real world you don't just get handed things because you want them, you have to work for them. It's time for Rachel and Will to learn that rules apply to them as well. A re-write of episodes 3x20-3x22. THREE-SHOT. Justice for Kurt :)


T - Complete - Chapters: 3/3 - Words: 5,233 - Updated: Aug 22, 2012
3,739 0 0 0 3
Categories: AU, Humor, Parody,
Characters: Kurt Hummel,

Another Cinder Story

Blaine has been forced to work for his stepmother and stepsisters ever since his father's untimely death. But when a school dance comes around, maybe Prince Charming isn't so far away....I suck at summaries, sorry. Basically, if you've seen the films A Cinderella Story and Another Cinderella Story, this is them but KLAINE. whoop!


All the AUs

The ultimate Crack!fic inspired by this drawing by (http://kendrawcandraw.tumblr.com/post/22453675679/i-uh) Kendra on tumblr Basically, dom/sub AU with angel!vampire!Kurt and werewolf!austronaut!Blaine with their soulmate's name written on their hands and a 20 year age gap.


T - Words: 293 - Updated: Apr 13, 2022
1,379 0 21 2
Categories: AU, Humor, Parody,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship,

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Cooper Anderson’s Sex Masterclass

Cooper teaches a sex master class and Blaine can't believe how serious everyone is taking his advice.


E - Words: 2,025 - Updated: Jun 21, 2012
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Categories: AU, Parody,
Tags: established relationship,

When Did Ice Become Beautiful?

There is so many mysteries in the world and Blaine solved the hardest one; Kurt Hummel.


K - Words: 846 - Updated: Jun 19, 2012
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Categories: Angst, Cotton Candy Fluff, Parody, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship,

The Blaine Show

Blaine Anderson stars in the most popular reality show in the history of Television, The Blaine Anderson Show. He lives in a world created especially for him, in the largest Hollywood set ever known to men. He has perfect friends, perfect relationships, gets perfect grades, and everyone loves him. Everyone, being the 4 billion people who watch his every move on their television screens every single day. He has changed lives, created a world, and conquered countless hearts. The only thing is--He doesn't know about The Blaine Anderson Show, and is about to find out.


T - Closed - Chapters: 3/? - Words: 4,739 - Updated: May 28, 2012
3,470 0 0 1 5
Categories: Angst, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Drama, Mystery, Parody, Romance, Suspense,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: OMG CREYS,