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  • Joined: Jan 31, 2014
    Submissions: 163
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I have a Tumblr page under this same pen name, but if you're looking for the Klaine, check out my side blog, "The Honest Blurt."


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High Holidays

This is the story of Kristoff Kringlemann and Thrand Sanderson and how they met. Or maybe not. But the thing is, when you start off with a little white lie--like maybe your real name is Kurt Hummel and you're not really an investment banker--it's kind of hard to tell the truth eventually. Even if you fall in love. Set to the Twelve Days of Christmas in a very tortured way.


E - Complete - Chapters: 12/? - Words: 24,879 - Updated: Dec 12, 2014
10,034 0 1 0 1
Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Elliott Gilbert, Kurt Hummel, Sam Evans,
Tags: dom/sub,

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High Spirits

Halloween is fast approaching, and it's time for some ghoulish fun.Twelve years ago, Blaine cheated on his boyfriend, Kurt. Despite everything he tried, nothing he could do would make Kurt trust him again. Fortunately, a meddling ghost has a plan to fix what should never have been broken.


E - Complete - Chapters: 24/? - Words: 29,990 - Updated: Sep 30, 2014
29,705 1 2 0 0
Categories: Angst, AU, Drama, Mystery, Supernatural,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,

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High Desert

Kurt is less than thrilled when he wins a trip to a dude ranch in Idaho. However, when he meets a brooding cowboy with whiskey-colored eyes, things start to look up.


E - Complete - Chapters: 15/? - Words: 26,171 - Updated: Jul 16, 2014
33,907 1 4 0 2
Categories: Angst, Drama, Romance,

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High Tide

Ryan Murphy is quoted in Entertainment Weekly as saying that Blaine was never meant to be Kurt's love interest. Drawing on that possibility, in this story, Blaine and Kurt meet at Dalton during Kurt's junior year of high school but never become boyfriends. Now in the summer before his last semester of college, Kurt sees Blaine while vacationing on Nantucket. Can he get up the nerve to approach the man he's been fantasizing about all these years?


E - Complete - Chapters: 11/? - Words: 20,233 - Updated: Jun 28, 2014
20,829 0 1 0 0
Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Romance,
Tags: first time,

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Switch

Kurt always tops, and Blaine always bottoms, but it never hurts to be versatile.


E - Words: 2,977 - Updated: Jun 25, 2014
2,025 0 0 1
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship,

Capitol Hill

When Kurt and Blaine met years ago on the stairs at Dalton Academy, they became passing acquaintances. Years later, while lost in the confusing maze of Washington, DC backstreets, Kurt stumbles upon Blaine, who gives him the gift of one perfect--and desperately needed--day.


T - Complete - Chapters: 4/? - Words: 4,845 - Updated: Jun 06, 2014
5,187 0 0 0 0
Categories: AU,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: friendship, futurefic, hurt/comfort,

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The Highlander

Kurt loses a bet to Blaine and has to do something embarrassing. Kilts are involved.


E - Complete - Chapters: 10/? - Words: 17,779 - Updated: May 05, 2014
9,888 0 0 0 0
Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Sheldon Beiste, Tina Cohen-Chang,
Tags: established relationship,

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High Time

What if you had to live your life all over again? Would you do it the same, or would you make changes? This is the dilemma Kurt faces when he accidentally falls through a hole in time and must choose between reliving some of his most painful memories or risk never ending up with Blaine.


E - Complete - Chapters: 19/? - Words: 25,034 - Updated: Apr 11, 2014
21,786 0 0 0 0
Categories: Angst, Drama, Humor,
Tags: character death, established relationship, first time, hurt/comfort,

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The High Road

When Kurt picks up a curly haired hitchhiker on a drive to Seattle, he is forced to re-examine how he's been living his life and why.


E - Complete - Chapters: 22/? - Words: 28,458 - Updated: Mar 19, 2014
72,012 0 0 0 0
Categories: AU, Drama, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Brittany Pierce, Burt Hummel, Carole Hudson-Hummel, David Martinez, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Ryder Lynn, Sam Evans, Santana Lopez,

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The Coffee Conundrum

Kurt just wants a %&#@! mocha. Will cute barista Blaine give him one? A humorous and very short story that you can read on your phone while you wait in line for your own coffee.


M - Complete - Chapters: 7/? - Words: 4,135 - Updated: Mar 08, 2014
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Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Isabelle Wright, Kurt Hummel,

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Quiet

Blaine loved making love to Kurt. He loved everything about it. Except, if he was really honest, he could do without that one thing.


E - Words: 1,744 - Updated: Mar 06, 2014
2,642 0 0 0
Categories: Humor,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: dom/sub, established relationship,

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Higher Education

Graduate student Kurt Hummel is teaching his first-ever college class. Undergraduate Blaine Anderson just needs a few more credits to graduate.


E - Complete - Chapters: 13/? - Words: 16,318 - Updated: Feb 20, 2014
30,226 0 0 0 0
Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Romance,

Musings

On a plane to England during the 2011 Glee Live! Tour, the cast reads (and comments on) The Cimmerian's story, "The Muse."


T - Words: 2,249 - Updated: Feb 15, 2014
1,746 1 0 0
Categories: Humor,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,

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High Opera

In this AU Kurt is a thirty-something struggling opera singer. Blaine is an international pop superstar. They meet on a flight to Italy, and the rest is amore.


E - Complete - Chapters: 11/? - Words: 20,518 - Updated: Feb 04, 2014
29,452 0 0 0 0
Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Drama, Humor, Romance,
Tags: character death, hurt/comfort,

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The Cluster

Chris has a big problem on the set. Fortunately, Darren has a solution.


M - Words: 1,960 - Updated: Jan 31, 2014
1,383 0 0 1
Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff,
Characters: Kurt Hummel,
Tags: friendship, hurt/comfort,

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