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Feelin' the Love
In a middle school gymnasium, during an 80s themed dance, a group of eighth grade girls stand by a punch bowl and make fun of two grown men, dancing like crazy fools...except one little girl, who has to decide between popularity by joining in, or obscurity by standing up for what's right.Inspired by the Klaine Valentines Challenge prompt 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight'. Also inspired by the idea that Kurt and Blaine would someday completely embarrass their children by dancing like idiots, and assumes that someone from the Glee Club other than Rachel was Kurt and Blaine's surrogate.
A Blessing from the Mountain
Kurt wakes to the sound of his husband whimpering in pain, but when he opens his eyes, he discovers it's not his husband's cries he hears, but the cries of a different creature, somewhere above ground, in need of Kurt's help.Warning for light angst and a very minor mention of blood. Comes some time after the eventual sequel to my original story (t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fseries%2F184109&t=ZTQ2NDczZmViMjgwMDJmMjYxZTZlZDk2ZGZmNmI3NjA5MTYyM2Q3Nyw4SWtycFljTQ%3D%3D) 'A Long Forgotten Road' (still in progress), and dedicated to the amazing (tmblr.co/m3HvojIEMS8LkwTKa5IDjXg) @riverance:)
Blaine's Bucket List
Innocently looking for a place to write an address in Blaine's planner, Kurt picks up the wrong book and stumbles on something he never knew existed - something that exists because of how much Blaine loves Kurt...how much he's always loved Kurt. Written for the Klaine Valentines Challenge prompt"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing". Warning for angst and mention of Blainofsky.
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Au Nature-al
Rained in and bored out of their minds, Kurt and Blaine break down and start making spa treatments out of fruits they have about to go bad...until Blaine realizes that the stuff they're making tastes too good to waste on facials and hair masks.Written for the Klaine Valentines Challenge prompt 'That's Amore'. Warning for sexual content...with food and wine ;)
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Wanna Play a Game?
Kurt decides he wants to try roleplaying with his husband, but there's a little miscommunication along the way. Inspired by this (tmblr.co/mYjF6KPJBjmaSxxm_FDPdwA) @otpprompts (otpprompts.tumblr.com/post/139337927783/imagine-person-a-asking-person-b-if-they-want-to), but please read the story first :)
With You, I Have Everything
After a horrible fire devastates Kurt and Blaine's house, a house that was much more than a home to Kurt, Kurt feels lost, but Blaine helps give him hope, letting him know that the most important thing they have in the world isn't gone.Written for the Klaine Valentines Challenge prompt 'Everything'.
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No Contest
Now that Blaine is living in New York, with little opportunity to race his Mustang, he finds a way to turn everything into a competition. But the one thing that he's having the hardest time winning out against is the combined libido of his and Kurt's best friends and next door neighbors - Nick and Jeff.Inspired by the Klaine Advent Drabble prompt'competition'.Warning for sex, fantasizing, and sort of competitive sex. Also, listening to Nick and Jeff have sex really makes Kurt hot.
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In My Thoughts and in My Words
After Kurt catches Blaine whispering to his heart in the middle of the night, Kurt catches him doing it more and more. Kurt doesn't interrupt, nor does he ask about it. Whatever secret his husband needs to keep, Kurt will let him keep it for now, and hope that Blaine will tell him. But one night, Kurt catches Blaine, and hears exactly what he says.Angst, romance, and some sexual content.Written for the Klaine Advent Drabble prompt 'day'. Takes place after chapter 17 in the original story, but can very much be read and appreciated alone.
Strength and Solutions
When the pain in his shoulder and his leg become too much for him to sleep, he stays up at his husband's bedside and carves. This is a short story about one of the things he creates, that Kurt finds ever so useful. A one-shot for my series The Rivendell Elf and His Missing Mountain Dwarf. Written for the amazing and wonderful riverance, and inspired by this magical piece of art - http://lady-divine-writes.tumblr.com/post/138007919542/riverance-riverance-the-rivendell-elf-and
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Falling for Love
Kurt and Blaine spend their first year anniversary watching the sun rise over the ocean and reflecting on their life together...and some very specific, and kind of unusual things, that Kurt had to give up to get there.Written for the Klaine Valentines Challenge Day Nine prompt "Can't Help Falling in Love". Dedicated to (tmblr.co/mdJhi1IBub-kjwDzUu1EMcA) @sunshineoptimismandangels since something I'm maybe writing for her sort of helped inspired this, even though the two have nothing to do with each other at all. xD Warning for slightly bittersweet romantic fluff and a loose use of religious themes.
When the Image Seems Very Similar
Kurt and Blaine don't meet at Dalton. They meet earlier, in the hospital, after Kurt gets slammed into a locker and Blaine gets beaten up at the Sadie Hawkins Dance. The two of them come from different parts of Ohio, but their experiences are very similar. Even though hate put them in the room they're in now, it also makes them friends. Written for the Klaine Valentines Challenge Day Six prompt"Mirrors" Warning for talk of injuries, bruises, bullying, homophobia, and hospitalization.
Everything Has Changed
A little afterglow fluff with Kurt and Blaine right after their first time. Written for the Klaine Valentines Challenge Day Eight prompt "Everything Has Changed".
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Just the Way You Are
Blaine has a big interview coming up, and he's worried about the way he looks. Kurt tries to reassure his husband so he can get his sexy ass back in bed.Written for the Klaine Valentines Challenge Day Seven prompt "Just the Way You Are"Warning for body image issues and minor sexual content, but mostly just fluff.
Should Have Called Before I Came Over
Sitting in his car outside of a hotel, Blaine hates his life, he hates himself. Even though he wishes to God the last hour never happened, he has to face the facts. He cheated. And now, he owes it to Kurt to tell him the truth.Written for the Klaine Valentines Challenge prompt day five "I Just Called to Say I Love You" Warning for angst and mention of Blaine cheating.
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Fantasies Make for Tidy Relationships
Blaine has his life set up just the way he wants...well, no, not really. After a painful breakup with a manipulative, abusive boyfriend, Blaine can't quite get back in the groove of things - anything. He spends more time teaching than following his dream of striking out and having a career in music, and as far as relationships go, no. Too messy. Too complicated. Too much of a chance of getting hurt. Even though the handsome, witty, charismatic owner of the coffee shop he goes to every morning, Kurt Hummel, really seems to have a thing for him. And Blaine can see him having a thing for Kurt, too...but no. Still too messy. Still too complicated. No matter how flirty things get between them. But Blaine needs something. All his old methods of stress relief are just that - old. So he hops online in search of something new, a toy that will take his old routine of self-pleasure from boring to soaring. And if he happens to start fantasizing about his beautiful barista, what could it hurt? This is the story of how Blaine Anderson realizes he's having the relationship he's always wanted with a machine instead of with the man of his dreams.
