User
smellslikecraigslist
Profile
Track Message
Block Report

author • member

  • Joined: Nov 04, 2012
    Submissions: 609
    Library: 609


Not in Service

After years of pining over the most popular boy in McKinley - Kurt Hummel, nerd boy Blaine Anderson manages to get Kurt's cell phone number ... the day before Kurt loses his phone and decides to buy a new one. Blaine decides to use this as an opportunity to confess every feeling he's ever had for Kurt, how much he admires him, how much he's wanted to ask him out, for once and for all in the safest way possible ... because there's no chance anyone is ever going to see those messages ... right?


T - Words: 3,781 - Updated: Aug 03, 2018
924 3 0 0
Categories: Angst, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez,

NSFW Content Hidden

To view NSFW content, you must sign in and agree that you are 18+.

Login/Sign Up Learn More

'To Do' List

Kurt and Blaine are friends. Best friends. And they've decided to stay that way, which would be fine for Blaine except he's been in love with Kurt since high school. After an epic night out (that's not a date), Blaine decides to start over fresh in the morning. He even makes himself a 'to do' list of all the things he needs to do to win Kurt over. And that's where things go slightly awry.


E - Words: 2,206 - Updated: Aug 03, 2018
806 2 0 2
Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,

Better Judgement

When Kurt and Blaine stumble upon Blaine's old McKinley gym uniform, Blaine is thrilled to find out that it still fits .... though when and where he should wear it are still up for discussion.


T - Words: 721 - Updated: Dec 28, 2017
802 0 0 0
Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship, futurefic,

Quite a Stir

It's Friday dinner night and Tracy is pissed. She wants to go out and be with her friends, but Kurt puts his foot down, daring fate to intervene .... and fate comes through.


T - Words: 1,614 - Updated: Dec 24, 2017
769 0 0 0
Categories: Angst, AU, Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, OC,
Tags: established relationship, family, futurefic,

Burn

After Kurt's bad day, Blaine comes up with a (slightly dangerous) way to make his husband feel better. Until their daughter comes home. Then Kurt's day goes from bad to worse.


T - Words: 1,620 - Updated: Dec 24, 2017
895 0 0 0
Categories: Angst, AU, Humor, Romance,
Tags: established relationship, family, futurefic, hurt/comfort,

Blaine's Bicycle Dilemma

After Blaine fails at putting together his daughter's big Christmas present, he is forced to call in a professional for help ... which definitely does not put him in the running for son-in-law of the year.


T - Words: 1,499 - Updated: Dec 13, 2017
769 0 0 1
Categories: Angst, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Carole Hudson-Hummel, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship, family, futurefic,

Under My Skin

After a long night of delousing poor Tracy's hair, Blaine is eager to keep Kurt up, regardless of how tired he is. And Kurt helps out, by doing something unintentionally stupid.


T - Words: 1,390 - Updated: Nov 28, 2017
631 0 0 0
Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship, family, futurefic,

Winner Takes All

Following the sex-a-thon that ensues after Will and Emma's disastrous wedding, Blaine takes Kurt out for a much needed break. Kurt is less than thrilled with Blaine's venue of choice.


T - Words: 2,289 - Updated: Nov 28, 2017
658 0 0 0
Categories: AU, Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,

NSFW Content Hidden

To view NSFW content, you must sign in and agree that you are 18+.

Login/Sign Up Learn More

Never My Brother

When Kurt's father marries Blaine's mother, Blaine makes it clear that he will never consider Kurt his brother ... which ends up being a good thing for them later on.


E - Words: 1,667 - Updated: Nov 28, 2017
951 0 0 0
Categories: Angst, AU, Drama, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,

NSFW Content Hidden

To view NSFW content, you must sign in and agree that you are 18+.

Login/Sign Up Learn More

The Prince and His Stable Hand

Blaine is a prince, betrothed to wed the Princess Rachel Berry, but he has secret desires that his new wife will never be able to fulfill. But the handsome young man who tends his father's stables definitely can.


E - Closed - Chapters: 2/? - Words: 8,427 - Updated: Oct 27, 2017
830 0 0 0 0
Categories: Angst, AU, Drama, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Sebastian Smythe,
Tags: dom/sub, established relationship, hurt/comfort,

Longing to be Yours

From the moment Blaine Anderson walked on to the campus at Dalton, he longed to belong to the alpha of the Dalton pack, Kurt Hummel. But day after day, Blaine begins to fear that his past screw ups will make him unworthy of his boyfriend.


T - Words: 3,041 - Updated: Sep 30, 2017
1,049 0 0 0
Categories: Angst, AU, Drama, Romance, Supernatural,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Sam Evans,
Tags: bad boy AU, established relationship, hurt/comfort,

Love's Pure Light

Blaine, Kurt, and their daughter, Tracy, are taking a tour of the houses in their neighborhood all done up for the holidays. After Tracy falls asleep, Blaine shows Kurt the house he likes the best.


K - Words: 984 - Updated: Sep 02, 2017
647 0 0 0
Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, OC,
Tags: established relationship, family, futurefic,

NSFW Content Hidden

To view NSFW content, you must sign in and agree that you are 18+.

Login/Sign Up Learn More

Once Upon a Bed

When Kurt and Blaine's f*cking break Blaine's bed, Kurt decides that Blaine's room needs a bit of a makeover.


E - Words: 1,395 - Updated: Aug 29, 2017
1,046 1 1 0
Categories: AU, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: dom/sub, established relationship, futurefic,

A Cheesy Proposal

Kurt and Blaine are shopping for cheese for their first ever official dinner party in their brand new apartment, when something unexpected happens in the middle of the dairy aisle that not only changes their party plans, but their lives.


T - Words: 1,396 - Updated: Aug 20, 2017
691 0 0 0
Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship,

As Long as We're Together

Kurt and Blaine meet over summer vacation on the beach as children and start a relationship that grows during the three months a year they spend together. Eventually, they fall in love. But is that love enough to erase their differences and allow them to stay together?


T - Words: 3,407 - Updated: Aug 10, 2017
744 0 0 0
Categories: Angst, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Drama, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: hurt/comfort,

Shouts