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Dropping the Eaves

Blaine has taken to pacing the floor outside his husband's bedroom, while Kurt and his maid, Marley, spend the night up, talking and laughing and sharing all sorts of secrets. All Blaine wants is to be a part of their fun, but does he have the right to impose on Kurt this way...after everything he's done? Written for the Klaine Advent Drabble prompt 'hope' (yeah, I'm a little late) and takes place during the story Lord of the Manor, while they are in London. (Even if you haven't read the story, this is still cute.)


T - Words: 1,352 - Updated: Jun 13, 2016
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Categories: Angst, AU, Drama, Romance,
Tags: established relationship,

Love from Spare Parts

Blaine has spent his entire life toiling over the most important project of his life. And now that he is an old man, his masterpiece is finally complete...but has his happily ever after come too late? Inspired by an amazing manip created by mypopculturesummer which can be found at http://lady-divine-writes.tumblr.com/post/145589390492/klaine-one-shot-love-from-spare-parts-rated. Warning for angst, blink-and-you-miss-it mention of an accident and death, but with a love-conquers-all sort of theme. Written to combine the feel ofFrankensteinandEdward Scissorhandsin a more romantic way. I hope I succeeded <3


T - Words: 1,081 - Updated: Jun 06, 2016
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Categories: Angst, AU, Drama, Romance,
Tags: established relationship,

The End of an Epoch

Kurt Hummel is the only person born in over a century with a red string of fate tied to his finger. But if he's truly the only one, how will he ever find his soulmate?Written for the Klaine Advent Drabble Challenge prompt 'regret'. (Yeah, it's a little late...)


T - Words: 1,743 - Updated: Jun 03, 2016
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Categories: Angst, AU, Drama, Romance,
Tags: soulmates, hurt/comfort,

Five Times Kurt Didn't Approve of Something Blaine Tried to Buy, and One Time He Gave In

Blaine wants Count Chocula cereal, but Kurt only wants them to buy healthy food. Blaine argues that his cereal isn't as expensive as the cereal Kurt picked out, but Kurt feels that it's perfectly acceptable to pay more for something if it's good for you. Using that logic, Blaine figures out a way to get Kurt to bend the rules just a little.Written for the todaydreambelieversfic challenge 'Five Times Klaine'.Warning for mention of food, and blink-and-you-miss-it mention of body issues.


T - Words: 1,654 - Updated: May 31, 2016
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Categories: Angst, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Romance,
Tags: established relationship,

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Kittens and Cuddles

While Blaine helps his Dom sort through some boxes of old "toys", he comes across something that he's never seen before...and Kurt decides it's a perfect opportunity to teach his sub something new.(Written for my t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Farchiveofourown.org%2Fseries%2F63838&t=NDc3YWI0MWUzOGYzNDA5MzkwNTBjN2UxMzYzM2UxZjM0MTI4YmNlYixnR05qdFlzVQ%3D%3D Take Me Over verse, but can be read alone...and I think if you're interested in true D/s relationships with any kind of variety, you should read this as it covers a lot of D/s aspects that are not often seen - an older-than-in-their-twenties D/s couple, a Dom and sub engaging in something closer to 'play' than hardcore BDSM, Blaine identifying more as a switch, Kurt being a dominant but an acknowledgement that he plays the switch for Blaine, Kurt using verbal commands to keep Blaine bound instead of cuffs, and Dom Kurt initiating pet play with the use of a tail. Also, pseudo-genderfluidity on Kurt's part. And then 69 with Kurt's cat persona.)


E - Words: 4,433 - Updated: May 29, 2016
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Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Romance,
Tags: dom/sub, established relationship, futurefic,

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A Zig When I Should Have Zagged

With Blaine stressed out to the point of exploding, Kurt decides to try something a little taboo in order to get his anxiety-ridden husband to relax.He immediately regrets that decision.


E - Words: 1,820 - Updated: May 28, 2016
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Categories: Angst, AU, Humor, Romance,
Tags: established relationship, futurefic,

Making an Impact

After Coach Sylvester threatens Kurt to lose the five pounds he gained over winter break...or else, he signs up for a popular Latin Fusion Cardio Kickboxing class, where he meets a handsome boy with whom he makes a connection...literally.Cheerio!Kurt. High school/different first meeting AU. Warning for minor body issues, and mention of an injury, but mostly fluff. Borrows a line from the movieZoolander. Five points if you can catch it ;)


T - Words: 1,740 - Updated: May 24, 2016
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Categories: Angst, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Romance,

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Punishment - Caning

Kurt has many different rules for Blaine to follow...and many different methods of punishment for when his sub breaks those rules. In Kurt's opinion, caning is one of the worst. That's why he reserves it for multiple or severe infractions. When Kurt finds out that Blaine's been breaking his rules and not taking care of his health, he feel he has no other choice.In this installment, I try to tackle the many different aspects of impact as punishment. I try to delve into both participants POV, try to give an accurate portrayal of the experience, the whys and the hows caning is done the way it's done. I also try to show something that I feel is lacking in a lot of portrayals of impact for punishment in D/s relationships, which is that impact isn't always play, and that in a power exchange, Doms don't particularly enjoy punishing their subs, because even though correction is a sign of love, it's also a consequence for bad behavior. I can go into a deeper explanation here in the notes, but I think I do a better job in the actual story so, you can read it there.Warning for caning, angst, pain, mention of bruises, minor mention of blood, humiliation.Written as part of my more realistic D/s relationship story line.Taking a Journey Together D/s series


E - Words: 2,547 - Updated: May 19, 2016
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Categories: Angst, AU, Drama, Romance,
Tags: dom/sub, established relationship, futurefic, hurt/comfort,

Head Over Feet

Kurt Hummel is a Broadway icon, currently starring in the revival of the musical 'Cats'. Every night, his biggest fan, Blaine Anderson, waits outside the stage door to get a glimpse of his celebrity crush as he walks past a throng of his rabid fans to get to his limo. Never once has Blaine ever gotten the courage to go up and say hello to the man, not to mention ask for an autograph. But one night, fate - or more specifically, Blaine's best friend, Tina - steps in with a plan to get these two together. What happens after almost turns into a catastrophe.Needless to say, if Blaine gets arrested, Tina will never forgive herself.Inspired by the todaydreambelieversfic weekly challenge prompt "Broadway Klaine".


T - Words: 1,836 - Updated: May 08, 2016
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Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Romance,

Crafting a Perfect Day Off

While Kurt tries to get his day started, he notices that his husband is acting a little...bizarre.


T - Words: 1,044 - Updated: Apr 25, 2016
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Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Romance,
Tags: established relationship, futurefic,

The Ferocious Blaine Anderson

Kurt is excited by the idea of having a werewolf boyfriend, but Blaine fears that Kurt, the love of his life, won't want him anymore when he sees what he becomes.Inspired by this yawpkatsi.tumblr.com/post/143241267097/verceri-verceri-sniperj0e-sniperj0e-ok post, but please don't look at it till after you read this one-shot.Warnings for angst, mention of a painful werewolf transformation...but kind of cute ;)


T - Words: 2,019 - Updated: Apr 23, 2016
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Categories: Angst, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Drama, Romance,
Tags: established relationship,

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The Little Things.

Kurt loves showing off his remarkably devoted pet, Blaine. Kurt receives quite a few compliments about Blaine's discipline and obedience. But those aren't the reasons, necessarily, why Kurt loves Blaine. Kurt's love for Blaine is more deeply rooted in the things Blaine does without having to be told. The things that make Blaine "Blaine". Inspired, believe it or not, by the Klaine Valentines Challenge Prompt "Chances Are"...it just got put up a little late. Oops! Not much in the way of warnings, but I rate it M because the whole series overall is solely mature content. Written as part of my more realistic D/s relationship story line. Taking a Journey Together D/s series


E - Words: 847 - Updated: Apr 19, 2016
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Categories: AU, Romance,
Tags: dom/sub, established relationship, futurefic,

When in Rome...

Kurt is trying hard to get their little girl dressed and ready for her second birthday party, but a rambunctious Tracy Anderson-Hummel manages to outsmart both her daddies...and cupcake shenanigans ensue.Written for todaydreambelievers Prompt 68: Anything about Kurt and Blaine and their toddler daughter. Preferably the messy, tiring, exhausting part of parenthood. How do Kurt and Blaine deal with the terrible twos, or having a "threenager"? (In my AU, Mercedes was Kurt and Blaine's surrogate, not Rachel, hence the addition to her name :D)


T - Words: 1,054 - Updated: Mar 23, 2016
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Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Romance,
Tags: established relationship, family, futurefic,

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Learning to Love a New Teenage Dream

Kurt loves his husband, no matter what. Even if he's not necessarily the same man he married.Written for the todaydreambelievers Prompt #44: (Author of the Week, Lurkdusoleil's choice) Kurt or Blaine with a disability.


E - Complete - Chapters: 2/2 - Words: 5,938 - Updated: Feb 28, 2016
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Categories: Angst, AU, Drama, Romance,
Tags: established relationship, futurefic, hurt/comfort,

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Inappropriate Placement

After witnessing Brittany and Santana's beautiful soulmate ceremony, Kurt bemoans the fact that he'll never get to have one of his own.Written for the @todaydreambelievers Prompt #43: (AU or Canon compliant) Any kind of soulmate fic where the persons' name is written on their body


E - Words: 835 - Updated: Feb 27, 2016
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Categories: Angst, AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Romance,
Tags: established relationship, soulmates,

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