Weightless
...that he could hang there for eternity...
Hair Salon Massacre
Kurt has a nightmare that all the hair salons are out of hairspray and hair gel. Hilarity ensues.
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Big Spoon, Little Spoon
Blaine was always the big spoon, Kurt reflected. Like right now they were supposedly watching a film but really they were just holding each other. Not that he was complaining - there was no way in hell he'd complain about this. A fluffy one-shot, set post OS but pre S2 finale
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Gyrations and Sensations
Oh look, there's a pink one! Kurt and Blaine explore sex shops together. They experiment with purchased items. Smexy, fluffy, and most definitely silly.
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The One Where the New Kitten’s a Cockblock
This is a birthday fic I wrote for Jude-Araya. She asked for kittens and porn, she's getting kittens and porn. Don't worry it's not like THAT perverts. It's fluffy, smutty, PWP Future!Married!Klaine, and it's totally un-beta'ed and probably sucks so be easy.
Breathe
Originally "Untitled Near-Drowning Fic" on my Tumblr. Pre-Dalton. A run in with a bully and a swimming pool nearly ends in disaster for Blaine-who's never learned how to swim. Warnings for severe bullying and near-drowning of a major character.
Fix
Originally "Untitled Blaine Headspace Drabble from 3x05" on Tumblr Blaine's father makes a comment that drives him to the auditorium on opening night. Spoilers for 3x05, "The First Time"
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Pleasant Surprise
Kurt and Blaine go to visit the Hudmel residence. Blaine has a head-ache and goes to take some aspirin, but ends up taking some Viagra instead.
Less than Perfect
Short oneshot based on "Perfect" and Kurt losing the election.
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Don't Push Me
Blaine has an undoubted reputation for being a bad boy; but he has a soft spot for one Kurt Hummel. But he is the only person that knows about Blaine's homosexuality.
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Let It Snow
It's Christmas Day. Blaine and Kurt have just finished having a delicious Christmas dinner at the Hudmel household and they decide to go on a little walk in the snow and they come across the abandoned warehouse they performed Animal in. They decide to go inside to warm up a little'
Sexified
After the sexy lessons, Blaine feels really bad about how uncomfortable Kurt was. Brittany shows Blaine a new side to Kurt and suddenly Blaine doesn't know how to cope with this new knowledge. Klaine, Blaine and Brittany friendship, fluff and humor.
Six Weeks
Kurt waits for a phone call from Blaine that never comes, so he assumes Blaine took the opportunity to start a new life. A year and a half later, while in Los Angeles, Kurt meets someone who looks like Blaine, but isn't Blaine. Or is he? That's their story.
Tis the Season
Kurt and Blaine are elves working in 2 totally different departments of the workshop, Kurt in Design and Blaine in Coloring. one day due to a mishap in the mail the 2 meet unexpectedly and so begins there love. contains the New Directions,Warblers,Vocal Adrenaline,Etc as elves. Mr.Schue & Emma as Mr. and Mrs. Clause
Who Owns Your Heart?
After Burt makes another unwelcomed visit to the hospital, Kurt is emotionally severed. That same night a mysterious boy appeared to him and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. AU Demon!Blaine