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  • Joined: Oct 18, 2011
    Submissions: 26
    Library: 26

Klainer, music trivia nerd, clotheshorse, southerner, academic, bi/pan/enbyfem (she/they), easing out of my 40s dragging a muffler and blasting Outkast and Steely Dan. I write crossovers, AUs, crack, missing scenes, and smut with sentimentality.


The Gameday Verse

Playoffs

Prompt:

Entry in the 2014 Klaine Advent Drabble Day 7: "Grace"

(Originally published December 7, 2014) Sam, Blaine and Kurt watch the College Football Playoff Selection Show. Written LIVE (imagine that said in Brent Musburger's voice) during the actual selection special!


T - Words: 903 - Updated: Jun 01, 2022
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The Gameday Verse

Everyone’s Hot for Kliff Kingsbury

(Originally published December 7, 2014) Kurt tried to get into football before...for his dad's sake, for Blaine's...but it took a certain Ryan Gosling lookalike coach to really pique his interest. Note: this diverges from canon in that Blaine doesn't move out of the loft, just Sam. Oh, and assume Texas Tech did better than 4-8 and played Ohio State as an OOC game for some reason.


T - Words: 1,044 - Updated: Jun 01, 2022
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The Gameday Verse

Blaine loves football...Kurt loves scarves (and Blaine). A series of fics featuring my two favorite things; college football and Klaine!


NR - In Progress - Posts: 4 - Words: 10,399 - Updated: Jun 01, 2022
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The Gameday Verse

I'll Make It Like Your Birthday Everyday

(Originally published February 1, 2015) Kurt helps Blaine tick off one of his bucket list items...Tailgating in the Grove at Ole Miss. Fun and fluffy with just a suggestive hint of smut. Takes place between "Everybody's Hot for Kliff Kingsbury" and "Playoffs" if you're a stickler for timelines. Title is from the Katy Perry song "Birthday."


T - Words: 7,161 - Updated: Jun 01, 2022
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Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff,

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Stars Can Find Their Faces in the Sea

(Originally published August 13, 2015) During their cross-country honeymoon trip, Kurt and Blaine make an unexpected detour through the Mississippi Gulf Coast.


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Steal Some Covers

Prompt:

Written for bowtiesandboatshoes' prompt: "Blaine preparing to audition for The Voice and fanboying (or trying not to) over Adam Levine. ("Kurt, what if he turns his chair for me...OMG why did I think this was a good idea??" But of course in the moment Blaine knows how to be charming and professional on stage and is adorable and in awe... Whether Blaine gets on the show or Adam's team or how far he makes it if he does is your call. I just have always pictured Blaine auditioning and I'd love to see it happen."

(Originally published August 7, 2016) Elliott convinces Blaine to audition for The Voice, and he gets support and sex from Kurt, a surprise visit from Cooper, and Voice judging shenanigans.


M - Words: 4,115 - Updated: Jun 01, 2022
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Category Is...

(Originally published September 2, 2018) It's 1989 and Blaine has been disowned by his parents. Lost in New York, he stumbles upon a found family in the House of Evangelista, but his heart is drawn to the vogue champion Porcelain Abundance. A Glee/Pose AU. Written for the 2018 Todaydreambeliever Klaine Fic Exchange.


M - Complete - Chapters: 3/3 - Words: 9,975 - Updated: Jun 01, 2022
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Warnings: Warnings for past character death, use of the f-slur, and unrealistic college admittance standards (so just like Glee).
Categories: Angst, AU, Crossover,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: family,

Be Gay, Do Crimes

(Originally published September 13, 2020) 1) Never get into a land war in Asia. 2) Never go against Kurt Hummel in a battle of indiscretions when sobriety is on the line.


T - Words: 609 - Updated: Jun 01, 2022
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Categories: Humor,

A Strong Heart and a Nerve of Steel

(Originally published June 30, 2021) "Kurt saw what Blaine had apparently found in one of his pants pockets. One was a photograph of the two of them, Blaine’s arms around Kurt planting a kiss on his cheek as an Elvis impersonator in a spangled jumpsuit and Hawaiian lei looked on. The other very clearly said across the top, “Clark County Nevada Certified Abstract of Marriage.” Oh what had they done indeed."


T - Words: 1,979 - Updated: Jun 01, 2022
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Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff,

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Anyway, Here's Wonderwall

(Originally published January 25, 2022) Inspired by the story of the Oasis cover band and pub goers who got stranded at a pub in a snow storm. Adam Crawford is the proprietor of a tavern and music venue in the English countryside. Just before Christmas, he hosts a Battle of the Bands, unaware of a forecasted winter storm. A blizzard traps the patrons, the final bands standing, One Three Hill and The Warblers, and their bickering leaders, Kurt and Blaine. The two have been rivals since their NYADA days, but their friends and bandmates can smell the unresolved sexual tension a mile away. If circumstances had been different, so too would their relationship. So their friends decide to give fate a little nudge...


E - In Progress - Chapters: 6/24 - Words: 9,272 - Updated: Jun 01, 2022
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Categories: AU,
Characters: Adam Crawford, Blaine Anderson, Dani, Elliott Gilbert, Kurt Hummel, Wes,

Actively Listening

*SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 8* This is a pure speculation ficlet based on the October 24 spoilers from GleekBR (Kurt calls Blaine, the call takes place in Episode 8 before Sectionals, and after the Klaine phone call they seem to start growing back together, and there is hope).


K - Words: 664 - Updated: Oct 24, 2012
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Categories: Angst, Drama,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: friendship,

Sick of All the Insincere

Kurt, Rachel and Finn head to Blaine's to strategize. But when they get there Blaine is confronted with a secret that he decides to stop hiding.


K - Words: 2,002 - Updated: Dec 15, 2011
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Categories: Angst, Drama,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Mr. Anderson (Blaine's Father), Rachel Berry,
Tags: friendship, OMG CREYS, hurt/comfort,

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The One Where the New Kitten’s a Cockblock

This is a birthday fic I wrote for Jude-Araya. She asked for kittens and porn, she's getting kittens and porn. Don't worry it's not like THAT perverts. It's fluffy, smutty, PWP Future!Married!Klaine, and it's totally un-beta'ed and probably sucks so be easy.


E - Words: 1,080 - Updated: Nov 28, 2011
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Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, PWP,
Tags: futurefic,

F***ing Perfect

SPOILERS Through Episode 3.07: In Santana's moment of need, Kurt and Blaine figure out how to show her she's not alone.


K - Closed - Chapters: 2/? - Words: 1,161 - Updated: Oct 29, 2011
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Categories: Angst, Drama,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez,
Tags: friendship, hurt/comfort,

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The Gameday Verse

Return to Standard Time

Kurt's getting used to the sun rising earlier and Blaine's Saturday blogging habit. Fluffy smut, PWP, Lee Corso...you have been warned. Also published at AO3.


E - Words: 1,291 - Updated: Jun 01, 2022
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Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, PWP,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship, futurefic,

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