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Style and Grace
Blaine and Kurt's first date is a disaster when Blaine skips lunch out of nervousness and gets drunk off one beer.
Losing Grace
Kurt, a Rivendell Elf, having spent his life with Blaine, a Blue Mountain Dwarf, has a chance to take a boat to the Undying Lands of the Elves and retain his immortality, but he chooses to give it up to be with Blaine.Written for my story A Long Forgotten Road, which is a Lord of The Rings/Klaine crossover. You don't need to be a fan of my story or LOTR to understand this.
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Tuesday Evening Dirty Secret
Blaine has a secret rendez-vous every Tuesday evening with one Kurt Hummel."Shit shit shit shit shit," Blaine mutters, pulling into a parking space right in front of his hotel room. He's late. Fifteen minutes late, to be exact. And the man he's meeting at this sketchy roadside motel doesn't like to be kept waiting.
Facing Your Fears
Kurt signs up for circus camp in order to help him overcome one of his fears, but a handsome young instructor might be able to help him overcome a few more.
Evening Person
Kurt gets discouraged while trying to convince his boyfriend to do some daytime activities with him, but he doesn't realize that Blaine may have a very particular reason for not wanting to be out during the day.
A Meeting of the Ugly Sweaters
Santana tricks Blaine into attending a black tie fundraiser dressed rather inappropriately. Blaine thinks it's a prank, but maybe she has ulterior motives.
Dessert
Kurt and Blaine are hosting their anniversary dinner for their friends and family - but they have other ideas for dessert.
An Eye for an Eye
Blaine is having a hectic day at school with a smudge on his glasses that is making it impossible for him to see, when a gorgeous upper classman appears out of nowhere and rescues him.
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Lord of the Manor
Blaine is the mysterious lord of an estate in the English countryside, rumored to have been inherited under mysterious circumstances. Announcing his intention to marry, he comes to the Hummel household, it is assumed, to claim the eldest Hummel child - Rachel - as his spouse. Once upon a time, her younger brother, Kurt, had been in love with Blaine, and he thought Blaine had feelings for him as well. Sure that those feelings have been thoroughly forgotten, and with his own intention to marry another man yet to be made known, Kurt helps to prepare his sister for the loveless match that awaits her. But what happens when Blaine arrives and tells them that they have all been mistaken?
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Tell Me All Your Secrets
After being cheated on by his boyfriend for the tenth time, Kurt comes home, ready to surrender to a good cry and sleep. But when he can't sleep, he checks his voice mail and finds a bunch of drunken messages from a wrong number, but his mysterious caller might be the answer to getting over his scumbag ex.
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Something Worth Protecting
After being attacked by Cody, Kurt had no intention of telling Blaine the details of his ordeal, but after an anxiety attack, he lets his sub in on his secret. A year later, Blaine goes in search of Sexy Santa - in search of revenge for his beloved Dom. (Warning for non-graphic violence)
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All the Beautiful Pieces
Blaine Anderson is spending the summer after graduation flipping houses with his brother for Cooper's total home renovation show. The show features the worst houses Cooper can buy, with Blaine playing the role of lackey so that Cooper can torture him in front of his viewers. The last house Blaine has to renovate is an original Victorian House in San Diego, CA, which is in terrible condition. But this house turns out to be more than just another job. It was once owned by a famous Vaudeville ventriloquist by the name of Andrew Smythe. It houses a very interesting collection of items - among them, two life-sized puppets. Blaine isn't sure exactly why, but he's drawn to them - especially to the one with the beautiful blue eyes. He convinces Cooper to give him the puppets, and Blaine starts to restore them. In the course of the restoration, Blaine finds out that neither puppet is simply a run-of-the-mill puppet, and Andrew Smythe was hiding a secret that will be the key to saving two lives.(There is a reference to character death that refers to a death that happens in the past.Warnings overall for angst, spells, supernatural elements, suspense, mystery, drama, puppets, past character death, psychic abilities, past lives, minor violence, mention of past era-specific child abuse, and sexual content.)
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A Long Forgotten Road
Kurt, an Elf from Rivendell, is hand-chosen by Lord Elrond to guide Blaine, a Blue Mountain Dwarf, against his father's wishes to a Mountain no one has been to in ages. Kurt is not too thrilled at the idea of acting as a Dwarf babysitter, but he has no choice. This is the one and only chance he'll ever have to leave Rivendell and go on an adventure. Along the way Kurt discovers that this journey and this Dwarf aren't entirely what they seem.This is a Hobbit Crossover fic.(This story contains character death, but not Kurt or Blaine. Also, R-rating is for fight scenes. For those of you who may be concerned, there is no Elf/Dwarf sex in this story. It's purely a love story.)
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Blazers and Lace
Based off of this prompt from tumblr -someone write me a fic about eatly!klaine at dalton where blaine wears lingerie under his uniform and one day kurt comes into blaine's dorm room without letting him know ahead of time and he catches blaine changing out of his blazer and everything and putting on more casual clothes for the evening, like sweatpants or whatever, and kurt sees everything and panics and runs out of the room mumbling apologies, and blaine is like, mortified and freaking out, and neither one of them knows what to say about it afterward, and finally blaine texts him like "i guess we're over, then, huh?" and kurt says no and eventually admits that it was actually hot (and he may or may not have jerked off after running all the way back to his own room).and then they make out in blaine's bed and kurt just reaches down into blaine's pants to feel all the lace and asldkfjsadf *SCREAMS INTO THE NIGHT*
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Wingtip Diaries
Blaine Anderson is a renowned advice columnist, giving advice on love and romance to the relationship inept, but he can't seem to manage his own relationship. After he loses the love of his life and accidentally defames himself on the Internet, his only hope is that his fans will be able to help him pick up the pieces of his shattered relationship and win back the man of his dreams.This AU assumes that Kurt and Blaine went to high school together at McKinley all four years and that Blaine never cheated on him. The remainder of their back story is outlined throughout the course of the story. Many of the chapters are written in the form of emails to Blaine, each one outlining a tale of love between a specific pair. Assume that even if the couple is a canon pair, that the two didn't meet Kurt or Blaine in high school unless it specifically states they did. I hope that's not confusing.As more characters join the story, they will be added to the list.Loosely based on the cable show 'Red Show Diaries' starring David Duchovny.