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Exceed Expectations
Kurt is helping Carole out, working with her at her pharmacy over the weekend - well, not really helping out all that much - when an adorable teenaged boy and his mother come in, looking for reading glasses. Kurt manages to get the boy's number, but he makes a rather unexpected first impression along the way.This one-shot combines a bunch of weird little thoughts I have with regard to Kurt and Carole's relationship, that he helps her out some times wherever she works the way he does with his dad, maybe not willingly. Also, that Carole and Pam are kind-of dirty-old-women xD
Beneath the Trees of Lothl'rien
Some time after their quest to retrieve Blaine's father from the Mountain of his kin, Kurt and Blaine take a detour to Lothlórien for some much needed alone time together.Lord of the Rings and Hobbit inspired. This one-shot can be read without reading the original story for the most part, but who wouldn't want to read an Elf!Kurt and Dwarf!Blaine story? xD
Fight Me?
While Blaine is in the hospital recovering from a fight, he starts crushing on the handsome nurse taking his vitals, but the heavy pain medication he's on has also dulled his flirting skills a bit. Maybe he's making a fool of himself, but his handsome nurse might not mind.I saw this adorable (lady--divine.tumblr.com/post/121244755471/ohsebs-ohsebs-ohsebs-my-nurse-just-came-in) post, and I couldn't resist.I'm a little vague on some things. Kurt might be a year or two older than Blaine, but Blaine is out of high school, and I couldn't decide if the fight Blaine was in was a hate crime or an organized fight, so warning for mention of injuries due to a fight, however it turned out.
Crushing on a C.I.T.
When Blaine is taken to the nurse's office after accidentally cutting his thumb and forefinger, he finds out that Kurt Hummel, McKinley High School's head cheerleader, is a C.I.T. (counselor-in-training) volunteering there. Blaine is too terrified to tell Kurt that he likes him outright, so he comes up with a plan to see him every day in the hopes of getting under his skin.AU where Blaine (plus some of the other Warblers)and Kurt attend McKinley. Even though Blaine has seen Kurt before, they don't meet officially until they go to the same summer camp their junior year. Warning for mentions of minor injuries including a cut with some blood, a sprained ankle, a black eye, and poison ivy. Inspired slightly by awful 80s movies of the Meatballs oofa.
Dog-napped!
Kurt is standing at his window, enjoying a cup of hot coffee, when he sees a strange man stealing his neighbor's dog.
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Grasping at Memories
A single touch from Blaine to Kurt in the middle of the night reignites an ember still burning regardless of what Blaine did. It may not fix everything, but it gives them the opportunity for one more night to be together.
Santana's Golden Egg
Santana storms into the loft, yelling for Kurt, determined he stole her Golden Egg. He can prove he didn't take it, but does that mean he might know who did?Written for the anon prompt with numbers #42 "I swear it was an accident".New York AU where Santana still lives in the loft with Rachel and Kurt when Blaine moves in, and the loft has a bath tub.
Gaining a Little Perspective
Blaine is working late at Vogue, trying to meet a deadline, when he looks out his window and notices a man sitting out on the ledge, looking like he's ready to jump. Unable to get ahold of 9-1-1, Blaine knows he has to do something to help this man - but how does that work when he's deathly afraid of heights?Warning for angst, anxiety, emotional hurt/comfort, and an assumption with regard to suicide. FutureFic, alternate meeting, AU, New York, fluff, romance.
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A Bad Place to Get Stuck
Kurt and Blaine are fooling around in the back seat of his Navigator when Kurt's father spots them. On his way to confront the boys about being out after curfew, Kurt rushes to get dress, and finds himself and Blaine stuck in an awkward - and painful - position. (Set some time after The First Time)
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Hold You
After a long, stressful day, Kurt gives Blaine comfort by letting his sub hold him through the night in kind of an unique way.
The End of Innocence
After Kurt's father's heart starts to fail, he makes an arrangement to ensure his only son's safety - he marries him off to the son of his best friend, Kevin Anderson. Blaine Anderson is thrilled. He's been in love with Kurt since the day they met, but he's not sure that Kurt feels as strongly. To make matters worse, they won't have the opportunity to ease into falling in love since they'll need to consummate their marriage on their wedding night. Can the boys go through with it without ruining their precious friendship?
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Stay
Seven months after breaking up, Kurt and Blaine are still good friends, occasionally hooking up when the need arises. Blaine knows that he is still in love withKurt, and he suspects -he hopes -that Kurt is still in love with him. Each time they get together, it fills Blaine with hope, but it also tears him apart. When Kurt sends Blaine a text, he's more than happy to meet him at the loft and spend the night with him, pretending the last seven months of heartbreak had never happened for one night of feeling like KurtandBlaine again.In his heart, he knows it's temporary,but this time is different.Could this time be theone that changes everything?AU where Blaine cheated with Eli (like in the show) but under different circumstances, and Kurt and Blaine broke up. Then they got engaged (like canon) and broke that engagement (like canon) but Blaine didn't move back to Ohio. Instead he stayed in NYADA and stayed in New York, and he and Kurt have a kind of booty call arrangement.
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Balls in Chains
Kurt has been known to wear a gentleman's chain (otherwise known as a watch fob) as part of his wardrobe, but it means more to Blaine that it does to the casual observer. Way more. Based off of speculation as to what the chain on Kurt's vest might really mean in Kurt and Blaine's relationship. Warning for talk of D/s elements, chastity device, and underage Dom/sub relationship (which is not something I normally condone, but wrote for the purposes of this one-shot). For reference on this chastity device, it can be found at CB-X.com.
Jog of the Living Dead
Sam downloads a new motivational program to Blaine's iPod tohelp him work-out harder on his morning jog...but Blaine has his own motivation - their new neighbor in apartment 24B. Written for Klaine Fridays. Despite the title, this is a cute little one-shot inspired by those zombie running apps, and also the general fascination fandom has with Blaine's tummy. Warning for anxiety, a few self-esteem issues,and mention of zombies. FutureFic with Blaine and Sam as roommates, andan alternate Klaine first meeting.
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With Only Satin Between Us
Over Friday night dinner at his house, Kurt comes torealize how much Blaine's revelation that he wears lingerie beneath his clothes affects him...more so whenhe gets Blaine alone.This is an immediate follow up to the one-shot I wrote for khal-blaine (lady--divine.tumblr.com/post/93298927811/klaine-one-shot-blazers-and-lace) "Blazers and Lace", where Kurt discovers that Blaine wears lingerie underneath his clothes. Dalton AU. Warning for mention of Finn, underage, minor cross-dressing and rutting.