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AU. Vaguely badboy!Blaine. Blaine Anderson is the new student at McKinley High, having transferred over from London to live with his father for his senior year of high school. He manages to go entirely unnoticed until a run-in with a closeted Kurt Hummel at a gay bar - after which the two quickly become best friends when Blaine, the promiscuous queen he is, decides to teach sweet, innocent Kurt everything he knows about being gay. However, Kurt isn't the only closeted boy at McKinley High School, as they are about to find out. Some Blam with eventual Klaine. WARNING: Contains copious amounts of Kylie Minogue, ABBA and, eventually, smut. Has been shown to provoke homosexuality in all test subjects - even bacteria, foetuses and certain species of fungi. You have been warned.
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Santana decides that, since Blaine's joining New Directions, she should immerse him in as many performances of theirs as possible. And by that I mean: she shows him Kurt dancing to Single Ladies and the INCREDIBLE Push It. He becomes flustered. It's all rather cute and silly. Not to be taken too seriously. Flustered!Blaine is so adorable it hurts. Implied Brittana and referenced Anderberry.
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Inspired by a fanvid in which Kurt goes psycho and kills everyone. It's a fic in which Kurt goes psycho and kills everyone (except for Blaine). A bit of an accident, if I'm honest and then I accidentally wrote a random, fluffy sequel. Note: Chapter 1 is graphic and lolwtfamireading and laced with dark humour; Chapter 2 is just random, fluffy Klaine. Enjoy :)