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  • Joined: Jun 07, 2012
    Submissions: 54
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Worst First Date Ever

It's the first episode of The New Love Connection with same sex couples. Host Cooper Anderson wants everything to go smoothly so he talks his brother Blaine into being a contestant. Cooper really should have remembered that Blaine is bad at romance and dating and he has the worst luck. Can Blaine and his date, Kurt, make a love connection despite everything that goes wrong? AU where Blaine and Kurt didn't meet in high school. Humor and smut and with just enough angst to keep things interesting. Fill for the GKM


E - Words: 11,935 - Updated: Jun 25, 2016
648 2 0 2
Categories: AU, Humor, Romance,

GROOMZILLA! Or The Five Times Cooper Threw a Groomzilla Fit and the One Time Blaine Did

All Cooper wants is for his little brother's wedding to be perfect even if he has to plan the whole thing himself, goddamnit. Fill for the GKM. http://glee-kink-meme.livejournal.com/50716.html?thread=64510236#t64510236


T - Words: 3,833 - Updated: May 29, 2016
745 0 0 0
Categories: Humor,

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The Green-Eyed Monster

What do you do when your husband lands a dream role playing the romantic lead in a sexy movie? Be supportive because you love him. Get jealous. You don't want anyone touching him but you. Have lots of possessive sex to remind him who he belongs to. If you're Blaine Anderson and the stars of the movie are your husband Kurt and your brother Cooper, then the answer is: D. All of the above.The story contains sexy Kurt, jealous Blaine, inappropriate Cooper, and snarky Sebastian. Humor, romance, and smut rated M for descriptive sex. Fill for the GKM.


E - Complete - Chapters: 10/? - Words: 17,155 - Updated: Aug 20, 2014
9,255 0 1 0 0
Categories: Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Cooper Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Sebastian Smythe,

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The Goblin King

Cooper accidentally wishes the goblins would take his brother away. Now, he's trapped in a world where magic is real and he has until thirteen o'clock to solve the labyrinth and rescue Blaine. Standing in his way is Kurt who will stop at nothing to make Blaine his prince and keep him for ever. It's Labyrinth plus Glee. Kurt as Jareth, Cooper as Sara, Blaine as Toby, Sue as Hoggle, and the Glee kids as goblin minions. Fill for the GKM.Humor and smut with a little bit of angst.


E - Complete - Chapters: 11/? - Words: 16,338 - Updated: Nov 13, 2013
3,997 0 0 0 0
Categories: Crossover, Humor, Romance, Supernatural,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Brittany Pierce, Cooper Anderson, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez,

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The Day the Kink Meme Exploded

The crazy stuff on the kink meme comes true and it's all Sue's fault. Fill for the GKM.


E - Words: 3,739 - Updated: Jun 12, 2013
703 0 0 0
Categories: Humor,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Brittany Pierce, Kurt Hummel, Sue Sylvester, Will Schuester,

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You Just Know

Kurt, a skeptical Dom, goes to the number one soulmate finder in NYC, Brittany S. Pierce hoping to meet his sub. What could possibly go wrong? Fill for the GKM.


E - Words: 4,381 - Updated: Jun 06, 2013
1,686 1 1 9
Categories: Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Brittany Pierce, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: soulmates,

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That's Why They Invented Masturbation

The five times Blaine fantasized about Kurt and the one time Kurt fantasized about Blaine. Based on the line from The First Time, what does Blaine think about when he's masturbating - Kurt, of course.


E - Words: 3,513 - Updated: Jun 05, 2013
844 0 0 0
Categories: Humor,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Cooper Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry,

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Finding Magic

Fascinated by the colorful band on the human boy's finger, a curious fairy named Kurt follows him home. Being in love is never easy, especially when you don't speak the language or understand the customs. Add in a little magic, and things start getting interesting. Humor and smut with a little bit of angst.


E - Complete - Chapters: 21/21 - Words: 53,430 - Updated: Aug 27, 2013
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Categories: AU, Humor, Romance, Supernatural,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Cooper Anderson, Jeff, Kurt Hummel, Nick, Sebastian Smythe,

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The Late Night, Double Feature, Picture Show

The Late Night Double Feature Picture Show. Kurt and Blaine go see the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Hilarity ensues. And if Blaine can survive having no idea what's going on, getting dragged on stage, and pelted with toast, he may be able to find the courage to ask Kurt out. Enter AtYour OwnRisk!!


E - Complete - Chapters: 2/2 - Words: 15,777 - Updated: Jun 04, 2013
683 0 1 0 3
Categories: Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,

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All The Toys

Fill for the GKM. The five times Blaine went into a sex toy store and the one time he came out with something really good.


E - Words: 4,993 - Updated: Apr 04, 2013
1,240 0 0 8
Categories: Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez,

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