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  • Joined: Dec 05, 2012
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Hi there you little angel-faced human. I'm a living thing from the part of Tellus called Europe. I like writing. I like writing 'original' stuff and a like writing fanfiction. Tons and tons of fanfiction. One day I found this little awesome site and decided to start uploading some of my fics. Feel absolutely free to read, rate and/or comment; these stories are here for your enjoyment and your enjoyment only. (A fair warning though, if you're the kind of person who absolutely hates waiting on updates for bigger works, my multi-chapter story/ies are not for you. I have stuff going on in my outernet life + I'm the Queen of Procrastination, so sometimes it'll take me up to 84 years to update.) If you feel like leaving constructive feedback on anything, I more than welcome you to.


Love and Death

This is a little reaction drabble to 05x03, The Quarterback. Kurt and Blaine are talking, thinking and feeling about the passing of their friend, and what losing someone important can do to you. (ridiculously stupid title I know)


K - Words: 755 - Updated: Oct 11, 2013
1,075 0 0 0
Categories: Angst,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: hurt/comfort,

You're Pretty Attractive

Kurt knows nothing but always being alone and suffering from the school jocks' forever ongoing bullying. But then, one day, there's a boy in the locker room who doesn't treat him like a dog who's rolled around in something desgusting.It's a boy he has never seen before, a boy who's a little too attractive to be legal in Kurt's mind.A boy who treats him like no one has ever treated him before.(badboy!Blaine shy!Kurt)


T - Words: 5,604 - Updated: Mar 23, 2013
3,833 1 2 11
Categories: Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: first time,

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Pain In So Little Words.

Blaine has to go to school with Kurt and all he nows is pain is a word hehas become good friends withPlease reviewBeta Reader/ Editor / Co-AuthorNobodyLikesAnAssholeA.K.A lizzie and an amazing person love her so much and she is a amazing wrighter ... thanks so much girl..With loveSophia_DarkmoonA.K.ADanielle Thornton


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Shattered

Name's Burt. Burt Hummel. I -it've been three months. Three months since my son left this world. He was 19, but never managed to graduate high school. When I cleaned his room the other day I... found his diary that his therapist gave him just about a year before... it happened. And I thought that the least I could do for him now was to make everyone aware. Aware of his situation, and of how strong he was. Warning for depression and mentioning of suicide (Like, alot). (Blaine's in there too.)


M - Closed - Chapters: 25/? - Words: 6,788 - Updated: Apr 13, 2013
6,714 0 0 1 13
Categories: Angst,
Characters: Kurt Hummel,
Tags: OMG CREYS,

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Dinner Reservations and Teasing Kisses

"You're early.""You're half naked."


M - Words: 1,123 - Updated: Jan 08, 2013
1,224 0 12 5
Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship,

As Long As We Have Each Other

"How'd -how d'you feel?""Horrible.""I-is there anything I can do?""Never leave me?"Drabble to my fic 'I'm Never Saying Goodbye to You'. (You don't have to have read that to understand this or whatever..)(And, Kurt has cancer in this, just fyi, so if you don't like that 'sort of stuff' I suggest you don't read this.)Suggested, sort of, by scarvesandklainebowties. And I know you wanted a multi-chapter thingy, but I don't think I'll be able to have time for that right now.. But I'll probably write a few more oneshots to this story so, hope that'll do. ;)


K - Words: 977 - Updated: Jan 05, 2013
810 0 4 3
Categories: Angst, Cotton Candy Fluff, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship, futurefic,

I Trusted You

"I'm sorry...." "Don't touch me." "Please -" "I trusted you." "I know." When you lie for too long, some things just can't go on like before.


T - Words: 547 - Updated: Dec 25, 2012
1,115 0 4 2
Categories: Angst,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,

Soulmates

A flash of blue and my whole world stopped.'A couple of hundred words put together by me to create 10 really short Klaine.. poems, I guess.


K - Words: 470 - Updated: Dec 13, 2012
624 0 4 0
Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: soulmates,

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Don't Believe in Happy Endings

After going through an almost unreal childhood, Kurt suffers from blocking out what happened. But he's able to keep things under control. That is, until there's a new student at school, a guy who looks just like a hobbit in Kurt's eyes. He somehow fucks everything up for Kurt, does something to his mind that he really doesn't like. But things don't stop there... Skank!Kurt Badboy(ish)!Blaine Skank!Quinn. Warning for depression, self-harm, strong language, abuse, mentioning of suicide, use of drugs (A little) and stuff like that. So me and my family are currently moving to a new house, so I don't get a lot of time to just sit down and write. I know you guys've been very understanding when I've been gone for a while before, and I hope you can be this time as well.♥


E - Complete - Chapters: 37/37 - Words: 187,677 - Updated: Aug 23, 2013
65,304 1 3 2 47
Categories: Angst, Drama, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Brittany Pierce, Kurt Hummel, Quinn Fabray, Santana Lopez, Sebastian Smythe,
Tags: bad boy AU, first time, friendship, OMG CREYS, hurt/comfort,

This is Goodbye

"Blaine, I don't really know how to start. It's complicated, even for me, to understand. But I'm going to try and put things as simple as I possibly can, and I'll try and explain everything. From the start." Kurt have been alone his whole life and now when he finally has someone, he doesn't know how to handle it.


K - Words: 458 - Updated: Dec 05, 2012
774 0 4 2
Categories: Angst,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,

I'm Never Saying Goodbye to You

Kurt suffers from leukemia and Blaine's trying to deal. (Yes, it's a bad summary.)


K - Words: 5,343 - Updated: Dec 05, 2012
1,035 0 4 4
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry,
Tags: character death, established relationship, futurefic, hurt/comfort,

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i made an account just for your story :) plz tell me how this site works. Thanks! and chapter 15 was awesome