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  • Joined: May 12, 2012
    Submissions: 434
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So I need to write a bio here. But what if I don't know one.


A beautiful day in the neighbourhood

Kurt goes home to Lima for the holidays. There, he meets his parents' new neighbours, the Andersons. Kurt specifically is drawn to their youngest son, Blaine.


Ljubili se

Kurt and Blaine fell in love in Ljubljana, but all things must come to an end. Kurt's semester abroad and Blaine's job are finished and they must go back home, with each of them living on the other side of the country. It's difficult to be long-distance, especially since Blaine doesn't know how to come out to his family and Kurt's friends have all moved on to bigger things while he was away. But all is not lost. Kurt's trying to figure out if he can do an internship in Los Angeles and Blaine's aiming for a job in New York. The problem is that they're unaware of the other's plan


T - In Progress - Chapters: 10/21 - Words: 13,521 - Updated: Oct 15, 2024
488 0 0 0 0
Categories: AU, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Cooper Anderson, Dani, Elliott Gilbert, Kurt Hummel, Mr. Anderson (Blaine's Father), Mrs. Anderson (Blaine's Mother), OC, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez,

The Class Menagerie

Kurt is a pre-school teacher at a school that has a huge variety of animals to care for. Unfortunately, one day, Kurt finds out that ten of them have escaped their cages. Luckily, a new trainee teacher named Blaine, offers to help him out.


K - Words: 5,168 - Updated: Sep 30, 2023
585 0 0 1
Categories: Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,

The Winner Takes It All

Kurt and Blaine are researchers at the theatre department of NYU. After finishing a paper, they need to decide the order of authorship. Since they contributed to the research equally, Blaine suggests a Broadway sing-off contest to determine it with the winner becoming the first author. Kurt loves Blaine’s idea. But he also has an agenda on his own


K - Words: 1,942 - Updated: Apr 23, 2023
696 0 0 1
Categories: AU, Humor,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry,

So Much Better

Kurt is very excited to make his Broadway debut in Deaf West’s production of Legally Blonde. He plays the Voice of Emmett and he has to work with Blaine, a Deaf actor who’s been part of the show since the very beginning. They grow closer through the processes.


T - Words: 13,888 - Updated: Dec 18, 2022
566 2 0 1
Categories: AU,
Characters: Artie Abrams, Blaine Anderson, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry,

Ljubim te

Blaine moves to Ljubljana to help his dad expand the family business. He took the opportunity for career reasons, sure, but also because he needs some distance from his girlfriend Quinn Fabray. Kurt moves to Ljubljana for a semester abroad, temporarily leaving behind everything he’s known in order to broaden his horizon. They meet at random at a pizza place.


T - Complete - Chapters: 24/24 - Words: 32,968 - Updated: Jul 15, 2023
489 0 0 0 1
Warnings: Internalised homophobia
Categories: AU, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, OC, Quinn Fabray,
Tags: Alternate Meeting, Ljubljana, Shameless promotion of Slovenia, Compulsory Heterosexuality, midgame Blaine/Quinn, Slow burn,

aap noot mies

Blaine Anderson is just your average New Yorker. One day, he spots an ad by Kurt Hummel, seeking a Dutch language tutor and he decides to go for it. After all, being an actual alien that knows every single language in the universe has to be good for something, right?


K - Complete - Chapters: 15/15 - Words: 8,792 - Updated: Dec 03, 2022
536 1 1 0 1
Categories: Humor, Romance, Supernatural,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Wes,

All the pretty things that we could be

Both Kurt and Blaine realise that their relationship is growing a bit strained, so when someone tells Blaine that a certain book can help them through it, he buys it without a second thought. Little do Kurt and Blaine know that this book is a portal to different dimensions where their lives are completely different. All the dimensions have one thing in common: Kurt and Blaine have to find each other to prove that their relationship is worth fighting for.


T - Complete - Chapters: 24/24 - Words: 70,285 - Updated: Sep 10, 2022
549 1 3 0 0
Warnings: See each chapter
Categories: Angst, AU, Crossover, Drama, Mystery, Supernatural,
Characters: Adam Crawford, Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Cooper Anderson, Kurt Hummel, OC, Sebastian Smythe,
Tags: established relationship, hurt/comfort,

Ebb & Flow

Blaine Anderson is yet another anonymous New Yorker who's trying to get a job in the entertainment industry. His days are filled with auditions, bleak subway rides, piano lessons, and complaining about his annoying next-door-neighbour. But Blaine has a secret that he cannot share with his other friends: he dreams of playing competitive Splatoon 2. He already has a hard time justifying this music degree, so he doesn't need to add an interest in eSports to that. That's why the only person who knows about this, is yet another stranger on the internet named Kurt. The two met in an LGBT Splatoon 2 Discord and became fast friends. Little do they know that they also know each other offline.


K - Complete - Chapters: 12/12 - Words: 31,643 - Updated: Jun 24, 2022
627 0 3 0 1
Warnings: Past character death

Myosotis series

Myosotis verna

Kurt and Blaine met in the spring of 2017 and to Blaine, it was love at first sight. Unfortunately for him, Kurt was dating Adam Crawford. They fall in love anyway. This is the first time they fell in love. A Myosotis sylvatica prequel.


T - Complete - Chapters: 6/6 - Words: 34,130 - Updated: Jun 19, 2022
717 0 0 0 1
Categories: Angst, Drama,
Characters: Adam Crawford, Blaine Anderson, Kitty Wilde, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Roderick Meeks, Wes,
Tags: friendship,

Myosotis series

Myosotis ramosissima

Sometimes, Kurt dreams that this is all a dream. He dreams that he goes to bed to block out Rachel and Santana’s fighting and that he wakes up the day after in 2012. A Myosotis sylvatica story.


K - Words: 4,513 - Updated: Jun 19, 2022
738 0 0 0

Myosotis series

Myosotis scorpioides

Kurt posts a Firmspring post about what happened to him. He knew that people were going to read it. After all, that was the point of creating that post. Three people who read it are Blaine’s mother, brother and father. A Myosotis sylvatica story.


K - Complete - Chapters: 3/3 - Words: 4,584 - Updated: Jun 18, 2022
540 0 0 0 0

Myosotis series

Myosotis discolor

When your world burns to the ground and crashes down, you sometimes have to laugh. Burt Hummel would know. After all, he’s been there before. You’d think that third time’s the charm. A Myosotis sylvatica story.


K - Words: 886 - Updated: Jun 18, 2022
607 0 0 0
Warnings: Canonical character death

Myosotis series

Myosotis sylvatica

Kurt remembers meeting Blaine very vividly. After all, they only just met. Blaine also remembers meeting Kurt very vividly, but to him, it's been years since they met. Now, the two of them have to find ways to (re)connect and see where their relationship goes.


T - Complete - Chapters: 24/24 - Words: 177,353 - Updated: Jun 18, 2022
738 0 0 0 0
Warnings: Past canonical character death (Finn). See chapters for additional warnings.

Myosotis series

Kurt wakes up in 2027 with no recollection of the past fifteen years. He tries to navigate this 'future' with Blaine, his boyfriend who he can't remember. Written for the Klaine Advent 2019, even though I wrote most of it in 2020 oops.


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You make me wanna shout! nananana nananana xD (just figured I'd give this a try ;))

Ooooh I never saw this before!