
Dec. 24, 2012, 10:17 p.m.
Dec. 24, 2012, 10:17 p.m.
At McKinley High School, the social hierarchy is as important as a student's GPA or fashion sense. Alpha soprano Rachel, promiscuous head cheerleader Santana, and dimwitted sophomore class president Brittany are all under the impression that they are the one and only girlfriend of the school's resident lothario, Cooper Anderson. They are wrong, and when they find out, they recruit gay, fashion-obsessed new student Kurt to win Cooper's bisexual heart--then crush it in his hands. But what happens when Kurt falls for the wrong Anderson?
Author's Notes: This is an AU based on John Tucker Must Die, an utterly fantastic 2005 teen comedy that everyone should go and watch right now. Right now go do it now.