Blaine pressed a soft, wet kiss to Kurt’s lips, mumbling quietly when he pulled away for air.
“Alien.” He repeated for what must have been the thousandth time that day.
“Yes,” Kurt replied bluntly. “I have been flying around in space with an alien.” He giggled as Blaine’s eyes widened, though this was not the first time he had heard those words. Kurt pulled on Blaine’s shirt, bringing him in for another kiss. “Can we maybe forget about the alien thing for a second? There’s something else I’d like to do…” he gave his boyfriend a cocky smirk, but Blaine wouldn’t falter.
“But-but… we’re in space. Right now. And this blue box thingy, it’s big. Like, huge. And we’re in it now. In a bed. In a room.” He had been struggling with these concepts since earlier that morning when said blue box had landed in his yard, producing a man called the Doctor and his boyfriend, who whisked Blaine off to fly around space and time.
Sighing, Kurt rolled his eyes. “Yes! Yes, yes, and yes. Now listen, it’s only been a day for you, but I haven’t seen you in months, so if you could be so kind as to shut up and kiss me, I would greatly appreciate it.” He snapped.
Blaine opened his mouth as if to say something, but instead lunged at Kurt, crashing them together in a kiss that was all tongues and teeth. As the kiss deepened, shirts and pants were quickly discarded, and hips began to buck wildly into eachother.
“God, yes, B-” Kurt immediately swallowed his moan as the door to his room flew open, a tall, slender man standing in the frame.
“Kurt! I was just looking through the kitchen and I saw that we had all the ingredients for cake and I know how good you are at the whole baking thing and I was won-” Suddenly, the Doctor slapped his hand over his eyes and backed into the wall behind him. “You and underwear and Blaine and…” He turned on his heel to walk down the hall, shouting after him, “And you wonder why I don’t do couples!”
Blaine was already close to tears in laughter, and Kurt soon followed, barely managing to choke out his words between fits of giggles.
“Welcome to life with The Doctor.”