April 28, 2012, 9:54 a.m.
Pamphlets
Kurt has something helpful when he and Blaine have sex for the first time.
M - Words: 1,032 - Last Updated: Apr 28, 2012 1,000 0 0 1 Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Parody, Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Tags: established relationship, first time,
"Blaine I've got..." Kurt trailed off as Blaine pulled him into another kiss. They rolled over holding each other tight and keeping their lips latched to each other's. "Wait, Blaine, I have the pamphlets!" Kurt spurt out as Blaine attached his lips to Kurt's neck.
"Oh! Good thinking." Blaine said, sitting up as Kurt went to grab the pamphlets his father had given him nearly a year ago. Kurt reached into his bag, throwing the clothes he wasn't wearing into it as he retrieved the little papers. He walked back over to Blaine, a confident swagger in his step, and a light breeze running through the thin cotton boxers he wore. Blaine grinned widely when Kurt rested himself back into Blaine's arms. "So, are you ready to...to uh...start?" Blaine asked awkwardly, for he didn't really know the appropriate way to ask the question.
Kurt opened up a pamphlet and read aloud, "In any case of sexual intercourse, same sex or not, protection should always be used, so be sure to have condoms on hand." Blaine giggled at Kurt reading the cheesy pamphlet, but reached into his side table drawer to grab a small box of condoms. "To place the condom on properly-"
"Kurt! I think I know how to put a condom on myself thank you." Blaine laughed and Kurt's cheeks flamed.
"Right. Just got carried away with the reading." Kurt rolled over and watched Blaine take off his boxers and roll the condom onto his member. Kurt licked his lips and felt a hot, tight, coiling in his lower abdomen. He let out a small moan and Blaine looked up, cocking an eyebrow.
"Already?" Blaine asked, smirking. He held Kurt's face tenderly and placed a gentle kiss on his lips.
Kurt picked up the paper in his hand once again and spoke, "In some cases, sexual lubricants could be a handy tool for a more enjoyable and smooth experience." Blaine snorted, trying to hold back a nasty case of the giggles, in fear of hurting his boyfriend, who was nervous enough as it was. "It's just the pamphlet! I just want to be safe...and do this...correctly? That sounds very unsexy. I'm being an idiot, aren't I, reading these pamphlets?" Kurt asked shyly. Blaine ran his fingers gingerly down Kurt's cheek, giving a soft laugh as he did.
"Whatever makes you happy. And if being extra cautious and prepared makes you happy, it makes me happy." Blaine said softly, his head resting in the crook of Kurt's neck. "Hell, it's not like I know exactly the fine details of sex, Kurt, considering I haven't ever done it myself, so I guess we could use those...uh...tips." Kurt smiled at his boyfriend, who had his hands wrapped around Kurt's bare back. The touch sent an electric jolt inside of Kurt. Oh he was ready, definitely ready.
Blaine and Kurt prepared themselves with lube, Kurt growing painfully hard as he did so. He could clearly see that Blaine was hard too. Really fucking hard. "Alright it says here to make sure we're in a comfortable position then you can...um, get inside me." Kurt said silently cursing himself for making things awkward. The two adjusted themselves to a perfect position, where they both felt comfortable enough to do it. Blaine entered Kurt slowly, and Kurt winced a little at the new feeling. After a moment, Blaine was completely inside of him.
"So should I move now or..." Blaine said.
"Yeah I think that would be a grand idea, Blaine." Kurt said sarcastically.
"Just making sure everything's okay, stop me if I hurt you or something."
"Move Blaine! For the love of all that is good move!" Kurt said, he couldn't take it any longer, the pleasure was building up inside of him, and Blaine needed to just move. And when Blaine started to thrust back and forth, Kurt really thought he was seeing stars.
The whole thing was wonderful. It was compassionate. Convenient that Burt gave those pamphlets to Kurt in just a year's time ago, the actually kind of helped a bit. It might have been silly to any other couple, but Kurt felt as though he was fully prepared and safe by following what it said, even if it was ridiculous.
Blaine and Kurt laid next to each other in Blaine's bed, tucked under the covers, Kurt cuddling into Blaine's bare chest. It was rising and falling rapidly, and Kurt could hear Blaine's heart beat. That beating was for Kurt. And in that moment, Kurt knew that Blaine was all his. And no one else's. After a few minutes of rest, Kurt slithered up Blaine to meet his eyes, and without words, they pledged, "I love you" to each other.
Just for a laugh, Kurt once again picked up the pamphlet and read, "After sexual intercourse with a partner, communication is key. Talk about how it made you feel. And if there is room for improvement for the next time. Make sure both people in the relationship are comfortable and happy, to make for an understanding, healthy relationship." Kurt let out a small giggle himself this time, shaking his head. "So Blaine dearest, how did that make you feel?" Kurt joked.
"To be quite honest it felt fucking fantastic." Blaine winked and Kurt melted. "And you? Is there any room for improvement for next time?"
"I was absolutely terrible. I'm breaking up with you on the spot because you were that bad. You have a lot of room for improvement, mister!" Kurt said smiling, then pressing his lips to Blaine's. He could feel the smile that Blaine was wearing through the kiss. "Kidding." Kurt whispered.
"Somehow I suspected you were." Blaine said, taking Kurt's hand and interlocking it with his. "But really, was it, you know, good?" Blaine asked meekly.
"Are you kidding? I've never felt better." Kurt loved the warmth of Blaine's bare body, resting against his.
"See, now maybe those pamphlets weren't such a waste after all." Blaine said grinning, and Kurt hit him lightly on the head with the tiny book of papers in his hand, knowing nothing could get better than this.