"Damn, what's taking them so long?" Wes whispers to David as they watch Kurt and Blaine talk in the study room.

"I just think neither of them wants to make a move and make Klaine official. I mean, Blaine's not usually an ass like this. I mean seriously who the hell tells their crush that their sexy faces looked like he was having gas pains?"

Wes shook his head and then said, "Wait, what's Klaine?"

David laughed silently and said, "It's their couple name. It's too hard to keep on saying Kurt and Blaine so Klaine it is."

Wes nodded after a moment of thought and then said, "Well, why not name them Blurt or something like that?"

David turned around and stared at Wes. "Blurt? Really?" Wes blushed lightly and then the two boys continued their stake-out on the couple.

After nothing happened for the next minutes, Wes turned around and walked down the hall. "David, come on. I'm calling an emergency Warbler meeting. Sans Kurt and Blaine."

David cast one last look at the two boys, hoping for something, anything but they kept being adorably but stupidly friendly. David sighed and chased after Wes. Wes had called everyone on the emergency Warbler phone. (AN: YES, I believe they have phones for this kind of thing. How else can they randomly burst into song so seamlessly?) Soon enough, all the Warblers were together in the room.

Wes grabbed his gravel and looked at it, lovingly for a moment before banging it on the desk. "I'm calling this emergency Warbler meeting to order. Now, obviously, you guys can figure out why I called you all here."

"Yeah, we need Kurt and Blaine to fuck so we can prepare for Regionals!" Someone called out.

"Hey, language!" David said, from his spot next to Wes.

Thad suppressed a laugh and said, "Yes, that's why Wes called this meeting. We don't need them to...have sex." Thad shifted uncomfortably. "But we just need them to at the very least confess their feelings for each other."

The group was silent for a moment, trying to decide the best way to make these two oblivious boys see the truth.

Then a voice came from the very back. "How about we get them together and serenade them with Kiss the Girl from the Little Mermaid?"

Everyone turned to the voice and it came from the new kid who just transferred. His name was Paul and was rumored to be a Disney fanatic.

Wes thought for a moment and said, "I think it's a genius idea. It will at least point them in the right direction. All in favor of Paul's proposal?"

Everyone raised their hands and Wes banged his gravel again. "It's decided then. Now, we need to re-arrange the song into 12-part harmony and of course, find Kurt and Blaine alone. But I don't think either of them will be much of a problem." Wes smirked and the group started working.

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Blaine rushed through the corridor. He was meeting Kurt for another study session at their usual place today and he was running a little late. His science teacher had held him back, praising him on his excellent grade on the recent test. Blaine rushed in the door and saw Kurt, already looking through his French textbook. Blaine smiled, his heart stuttering against his chest as he watched Kurt. But he shook the feeling away as Kurt noticed him.

"Hey." Kurt said, smiling widely.

"Hey." Blaine replied, setting his stuff down. "Sorry, I was late. My teacher held me back for a while."

Kurt nodded and said, "It's okay. I understand. Turns out I pay better attention to my notes when you're not here." Kurt laughed and then said, "But I'm still glad you made it."

Blaine sent a warm smile to Kurt and pulled out his Algebra homework. Mr. Conway was really pushing them with all the work this year.

Kurt and Blaine worked in silence for a while until Kurt suddenly perked up. "Did you hear that?"

Blaine was so absorbed on remembering the quadratic formula that he checked out on reality for a while. "No. What did you hear?"

Kurt shook his head and said, "I thought I heard someone coming. Hmm." Kurt shrugged his shoulders and went back to finishing his history homework.

Blaine watched Kurt for a moment, his concentration broken. He opened his mouth to say something when the doors of the study room burst open.

The Warbler boys burst in singing, "Tum-tum-tum-tum-tum." Blaine and Kurt just sat there in shock. What the hell were they doing? The bass ones and tenors changed to harmony parts when Nick came out from the mass and started singing.

There you see him

Sitting there across the way

He don't got a lot to say

But there's something about him

And you don't know why

But you're dying to try

You wanna kiss the boy.

Yes, you want him.

Look at him you know you do

Possible he want you too.

There is one way to ask him.

It don't take a word, not a single word.

You gotta kiss the boy.

During this part of the song, the boys had dispersed themselves around the room, staring right at Kurt and Blaine. Kurt was mortified, if the extremely red blush on his face was anything to go by. But the death glares he was shooting the Warblers made it extremely obvious. Blaine was completely embarrassed as well. There was nothing in the world that he wanted to do but kiss Kurt. But he certainly wasn't going to kiss him in front of the Warblers and singing that extremely obvious song.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

My, oh my

Look at the boy too shy

Ain't gonna kiss the boy

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Ain't that a shame too bad

You're gonna miss the boy

Wes and David exchanged a look as they saw that both boys were obviously not going to do anything now. Wes narrowed his eyes and caught the eyes of his fellow Warblers. He nodded toward Kurt and Blaine and they seemed to understand what he was thinking because Jeff and Nick grabbed Kurt and Blaine rolling chairs and pushed them close to each other. Kurt's blush became even brighter and if looks could kill... Blaine just looked at a loss of what to do. Flint just walked around the room, whistling the high flute part, glaring at both of the boys as if to say, "You two are going to sit there until you listen to what the fuck we're saying."

Now's your moment

Floating in a blue lagoon

Boy, you better do it soon

No time will be better

He don't say a word and he won't say a word

Until you kiss the boy

Wes was re-thinking this whole idea in his head as they sang out the song. Kurt and Blaine looked anything but wanting to kiss each other right now. They both were either mortified or shooting death glares at the group. When did he ever think this was good idea? Now, Kurt and Blaine are going to be even more awkward around each other and the group and they'll never get anything done in time for Regionals.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Don't be scared

We got the mood prepared

Go on and kiss the boy

Just as Wes gave up hope on getting these two boys to kiss, he noticed something. Kurt wasn't shooting death glares at any of the Warblers. He was sneaking glances at Blaine and Blaine was shooting glances at Kurt. Well, that's interesting, Wes thought. He looked around and urged the group to come close around the two boys.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Don't stop now

Don't try to hide it how

You wanna kiss the boy

The group stepped closer to the two boys. Putting emphasis on each word and each sentence, trying to convey the message needed. Wes gave a silent cheer as Kurt and Blaine finally made eye contact and didn't look away.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Float along

And listen to the song

Some say, kiss the boy

Blaine looked into Kurt's beautiful eyes. He could get lost in those for hours. And he really didn't want to do anything but just that. Could he just stare into Kurt's eyes for the rest of his life? That was sounded amazing to him. He was so mesmerized by the thought of staring into Kurt's eyes for hours on end that he almost missed the way Kurt's eyes flicked towards his lips. Blaine felt his whole body get tingly. He couldn't believe this. Was Kurt actually paying attention to the damn song?

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Music play

Do what the music says

All the Warblers started singing at the top of their lungs, basically urging the boys to kiss. Their Regionals win depended on it. Oh, and they wanted Kurt and Blaine to be happy. Of course, who wouldn't want that?

You wanna kiss the boy.

Go on and kiss the boy.

You wanna kiss the boy.

You gotta kiss the boy.

Wes jumped out in front of them and basically sang into Blaine's face.

GO ON AND KISS THE BOY!

The Warblers stepped away from the two boys as the song died away. The silence in the room was thick and heavy. It seemed that everyone was holding their breath as Kurt and Blaine just stared at each other for a moment. Please, please, please, Wes begged to whatever deity was listening to him.

Then suddenly, Kurt stood up and said, "That was a really lovely song, guys. I loved it. Now, if you excuse us, we've got some studying to do." Kurt raised an eyebrow as if to say, "I dare you to try to mess with me right now."

Wes heaved a sigh and motioned to the Warblers to file out. The Warblers walked out of the room under the glare of Kurt Hummel. The Warblers stood outside the room for a moment, each looking at one another to see what they could do now. They basically humiliated two of their group members just in hopes that they would finally get together.

"Well, that was a flop." Trent said, starting to walk away. But their attention was drawn to Paul, looking inside the study room with wide eyes.

"Guys, you've got to see this." Paul walked away from the door and Wes rushed to see what was going inside.

Inside the room, Kurt was on Blaine's lap, kissing him fiercely. Wes resisted the urge to scream YES! The plan actually worked!

Wes pulled Paul in for a strong hug and said, "Thank you." Paul shook his head and smiled.

"Disney always works."

Wes laughed and nodded. The rest of the Warblers were exchanging high-fives and silent cheers.

Then they heard Kurt said, "I'm glad we could make you boys so happy but you know you're going to have to deal with us as a couple for the rest of the year." The glee in Kurt's voice was evident and then Wes face-palmed.

"Oh my god. Now they're going to be kissing all the time during Warbler practice." Thad said, eyes wide.

"They're going to sing mushy love songs to each other." Jeff said, looking at Nick.

"Perfect." David shook his head and threw his hands up. They heard laughter from the other room and then started laughing themselves.

Wes shook his head and said, "This Warbler meeting is now disbanded. Everyone let Klaine make out in peace and I'll see all of you after-school tomorrow." Wes sent a wink towards David as he said Klaine and everyone left, but not without cat-calling to the two boys.

Wes and David walked to their room together and Wes asked, "Do you think they're going to be making out all the time during practice?"

David grinned and said, "Well, we're together but we don't make out during practice. Only after."

Wes laughed and said, "That's true." Then he pulled in David for a kiss as they walked into their room.