It’s a Wednesday night and Kurt and Blaine are studying on Blaine’s bed. Well, Kurt is studying. Blaine is looking at Kurt and thinking about how empty the house is, but they both have tests coming up so they have to study. Stupid tests, Blaine can think of many things he would rather be doing right now. In an empty house. Alone. With his gorgeous boyfriend.

Kurt sighs and raises his eyebrow at Blaine, shaking his head a little. “Blaine, I know I fell asleep on your math book that one time, but I’m pretty sure the words didn’t transfer to my face. Stop staring at me, it’s distracting.” Even if he was trying to sound annoyed, Blaine could see the smile playing at the corner of his lips.

“But Kuuuuurt. I don’t wanna study anymore. It’s boring.” He looked over at Kurt with the biggest puppy eyes he could manage, which he usually used to get what he wanted.

Before Kurt respond there was a faint ping sound from Blaine’s computer, which was open with Pandora playing softly. Blaine reached over and saw that his Facebook was open in another tab. He switched over and immediately groaned.

Sebastian Smythe: Hey hottie. What’s up? Haven’t seen you on here in a while. Finally have a night off from being completely whipped?

Blaine rolled his eyes and was about to just close out of the tab, he was seriously getting sick of Sebastian constantly hitting on him and saying rude things about his relationship with his boyfriend. Kurt leaned over just as Blaine was about to close the tab. “Oh. Lovely.” Blaine looked over and saw Kurt glaring at the screen.

“I’m sorry Kurt. I didn’t know I left it open. Just a habit I guess. Just ignore him, okay?” He cupped Kurt’s face and smiled at him when he heard the little ping again.

Sebastian Smythe: You there buddy? Or do you have to check in with your babysitter and make sure it’s okay to talk to me?

Blaine shook his head and was going to close the tab and just ignore him. Kurt had other plans though. “Oh that is it!” He grabbed the computer with more force then necessary and set it on his lap and began typing furiously, practically slamming the enter key. Blaine looked at the screen, expecting to see some sort of insult, but was surprised by what he read.

Blaine Anderson: Sorry, no I was in the bathroom.

“Kurt..what are you doing? Just ignore him. He’s not worth it. Just, come on, we need to study.” He tried to pry the computer off Kurt’s lap, but Kurt slapped his hand away. “Shush. You said you were bored. Think of this as your entertainment.”

Sebastian Smythe: Hot. So, I was thinking. You, me and Scandals this Friday. Leave your girlfriend at home.

Blaine Anderson: You think that’s hot? Why don’t you ask me what I was doing in there ;)

“KURT! What the hell! Stop. This isn’t funny. Gimme the computer.” Blaine was blushing furiously while Kurt giggled and slapped his hand away again.

Sebastian Smythe: ...Um. Okay. What were you doing in there Blaine Warbler?

Kurt paused with his fingers hovering over the keys. He looked over to Blaine with a smirk. “Blaine? When you...you know, masturbate. What do you think about?” Blaine’s jaw dropped and he turned instantly red.

“I..Kurt. Stop. You are not. This is insane. You’ve had your fun.” He tried for the third time to take the computer back, but of course Kurt stopped him.

“I’m just getting started. Besides,” he lowered his voice and gave Blaine The Look. The Look he gave to Blaine when he was turned on. “I’m curious.” He leaned over and made it seem like he was going to kiss Blaine, but pulled away right before their lips touched and smirked at Blaine.

Sebastian Smythe: You still there Blaine?

Kurt was looking at Blaine expectantly and Blaine knew that Kurt was going to get his way, he always got his way. So maybe Blaine was a little whipped, but if it meant that Kurt looked at him with The Look, then Blaine so did not mind.

“Fine. I think about you. Of course.” He said it like it was completely obvious.

“Obviously. But what about? Specifically?” He turned back to the keyboard while he waited for his boyfriend to answer.

Blaine Anderson: Sorry, still coming down from it.

Sebastian Smythe: ...Coming down from what? Blaine? Are you..

“Blaine? Your audience is waiting.” Kurt smirked again and Blaine knew he was never going to get out of this.

“Fine. I mean, what isn’t there to think about?” He shifted closer, dropping his voice and leaning over to press a kiss behind Kurt’s ear. Maybe he could distract him enough so he wouldn’t type anything to Sebastian. “Your lips. Your lips are so perfect and soft. I could kiss them forever.” He pressed another kiss to Kurt’s skin, this time on his neck. “And your legs. Sexiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I swear, they go on forever.” Another kiss, on Kurt’s jaw. “Don’t even get me started on are ass. If it wouldn’t be extremely creepy, I would make a shrine to your ass. And the jeans you wear. Mmm. So tight. I don’t know how I keep my hands off you half the time. But you want to know my favorite part?” He kissed the corner of Kurt’s mouth and saw his eyes close. Kurt made a questioning hum and tried turning to capture Blaine’s lips, but Blaine had moved down to his neck.

Blaine was the one smirking now. He pressed a few more kissed along Kurt’s neck and whispered. “Your skin. Your skin is so perfect and soft and gorgeous. And I swear it glows. It’s so smooth and beautiful. You’re beautiful Kurt, and I love you so so much.” He cupped Kurt’s cheek and leaned in to press his lips softly against his boyfriends.

Kurt kissed back for a moment then gently pushed Blaine away with a chuckle. “Wow. That was gold!” He laughed louder and started typing while Blaine whined. “Kuuuurt. You are so mean! That’s it. I’m not kissing you for a whole day.” Kurt just rolled his eyes, knowing that was impossible, then hit the enter key.

Blaine Anderson: Sorry, got caught up again. I was just thinking about this guy I know that is super gorgeous.

Sebastian Smythe: Oh yeah?

Blaine Anderson: Yeah. He’s got gorgeous eyes, and this brown hair is always so perfectly styled. And his legs! Legs like you would not believe. Not to mention he looks really good in a blazer. ;)

“Kurt!”

“Shush. Don’t worry, this will end up being more embarrassing for him. And are you saying that I didn’t look good in that terrible blazer?”

“Well no, but you always look amazing. Even that time I came over and were wearing Finn’s old-”

“Blaine! We agreed to never talk about that ever again! Now be quiet.”

Sebastian Smythe: I...Well well well Blaine. Why don’t you tell me more about this guy.

Blaine Anderson: Okay. Well. He’s part of his schools Glee Club and his voice is the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard. And he loves coffee just as much as I do. And every time I see him at the coffee shop, all I want to do his kiss his lips.

Sebastian Smythe: Well, you should definitely kiss him the next time you see him. I bet he’s an amazing kisser.

Blaine Anderson: I’m scared to. I’m always so proper and a gentlemen never kisses someone without permission.

“Really Kurt...really?”

“I’m sorry, I had to. No actually I’m not sorry. I can’t believe this idiot is buying all this! Oh this is going to be great.”

Sebastian Smythe: I say, screw that. If you want something, then go and take it.

Blaine Anderson: I don’t know Sebastian. Have you ever been in this situation before?

Sebastian Smythe: Not really. I always take what I want. But there is this one guy that’s proving to be difficult.

Blaine Anderson: Oh? Do tell.

Sebastian Smythe: Well, he’s got dark curly hair that is always kept in place by at least a pound of gel. He used to be the lead singer of the greatest Glee Club in this area of Ohio, but he left to go be with some pathetic excuse of a show choir instead. And that ass of his. Mmm mmm

Blaine had his hand over his eyes and was blushing furiously, “Kurt I don’t like this, please stop?”

Kurt was glaring at the screen again and mumbling under his breath. “He’s got some nerve. He thinks he’s so smooth. Ugh. I hate him so much. Watch this. Uggh I wish I could see his face.”

Blaine Anderson: Seb? Are you talking about me?

Sebastian Smythe: Of course I am. I’ve never been shy about letting you know that I want you. Glad to see you’re finally coming around. I can show you things that Kurt could never dream of.

Blaine Anderson: Oh! Oh, you thought I was talking about you? Woah miscommunication!

Sebastian Smythe: ...what are you talking about?

Blaine Anderson: Kurt. I was talking about Kurt. You know. My BOYFRIEND. The boy I’m madly in love with.

Sebastian Smythe: Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Blaine Anderson: Crap. Will you hang on a second. My mom needs help with something.

Sebastian Smythe: Wait! Uggh. This is so fucked up. You are such a tease.

Kurt minimized the screen and opened up the webcam. “Kiss me.” He turned towards Blaine, his eyes softening instantly. “Please?”

“..Kurt I don’t know if this is a good idea. I think he gets the point.”

“Please Blaine. I really want a kiss. All that talk earlier about how you think of me when you touch yourself really got to me.”

Blaine stared. Oh crap, The Look was back. Blaine made a desperate noise in the back of his throat and all but attacked Kurt’s face. He faintly heard a little camera clicking noise, but he didn’t care because Kurt’s lips were on his and that was all that mattered. He turned a little and rose to his knees, gently pushing Kurt down into the pillows and deepening the kiss. Kurt pulled away, trying to catch his breath and pushing Blaine away gently. “Hold that thought.”

Kurt grabbed the computer that had fallen off his lap. He saved the picture he had taken mid make-out and brought facebook back up.

Blaine Anderson: 1 attachment
Blaine Anderson:Have a nice night Sebastian!


Once the message was sent, Kurt snapped the computer closed and pushed it to the end of the bed. He turned to find Blaine staring at him somewhere between being amused and disapproving. Kurt just rolled his eyes and pulled Blaine close to kiss him again. He pulled back a tiny bit, but their lips still touched when he spoke.

“You’re mine Blaine Anderson. Only I’m allowed to make fun of your hair gel and ogle your ass.”

Blaine just nodded and pressed their lips back together. He sort of liked jealous Kurt, he just hoped they didn’t fail their tests.