Kurt hadn't expected Blaine to come home at three in the morning drunk out of his mind. He thought that Finn and Puck would be smarter than that than to let Blaine drink all that he wanted. If there was one thing Kurt knew about Blaine it was that he was not good with his alcohol and did stupid things. That was why Kurt refused to drink anymore with Blaine.

He also hadn't expected him to be so wasted that he couldn't walk. Finn, surprisingly sober, helped him get Blaine into the house and up to their room. Finn left after that and Kurt locked up and went upstairs.

“Three in the morning...” Kurt said a little ticked off. Blaine rolled over, a goofy grin on his face, and looked at Kurt through heavy lidded eyes. Blaine was opening his mouth to talk but nothing came out. Then when he tried to move he winced slightly and laid back down. A hand went to his face and he sighed. Kurt got him a pair of sweatpants and an old tee to put on and went to the bed. He took Blaine's shirt off and threw it to the side. Kurt put the t-shirt on him and laid back down.

He had not expected to also see what he saw after getting Blaine's pants off. He stared dumb struck and after a minute he realized he still had to put the sweatpants on him. He hurriedly put them on him and then moved away slowly. He did not like this at all. What the hell was wrong with Blaine? He laid down deciding to talk to him in the morning.

When he did wake up Blaine was gone. He heard retching coming from the adjacent master bathroom. He got up slowly and walked into the bathroom to see Blaine laying over the toilet.

“Good morning sunshine...” Kurt said. Blaine groaned and stayed in the same position.

“Why does my stomach hurt...” Blaine said.

“Well you did drink too much last night. What the hell were you thinking?” Kurt asked.

“I wasn't? I told Finn and Puck to not let me get too wasted...” Blaine replied quietly.

“Well that failed...next time I'm going,” Kurt said.

“You should...it was boring last night...that's why I,” Blaine was cut off by vomit. Kurt turned away and sighed.

“That's why I drank so much...” Blaine said. Kurt got him some aspirin and a cup of water and took it to him. Blaine took them and gave him the cup back. Kurt threw it away and came back to get him up.

“Come on...you need to see something,” Kurt said.

“No...don't move me...” Blaine whined. Kurt shook his head and pulled him up. Blaine held himself up but he looked like hell. Kurt moved him into their bedroom and to the mirror Kurt used.

“Now...I don't know if you remember anything from last night...do you?” Kurt asked.

“I remember nothing...” Blaine said.

“I thought so...well anyway...take a look,” Kurt said pulling Blaine's shirt up carefully. He saw Blaine squint and then surprise took over his face.

“No...no way in hell! I did not do that! Please tell me it's not permanent!” Blaine said.

“You did though...” Kurt said smiling reading the words. 'It won't suck itself' was tattooed right above the waist band of Blaine's sweatpants. He thought it was somewhat funny but Blaine was extremely stupid to do this. This was permanent.

“Finn...wasn't drinking...so Puck?” Blaine said.

“It must have been...” Kurt said. Kurt moved him to the bed and laid him down.

“I don't like it and I think you were really, really stupid but you made the decision and now you have to live with it,” Kurt said.

“I want it gone...” Blaine groaned.

“I thought so...but...I doubt you will,” Kurt said.

“Eventually...it costs money and I don't know if I can think about that right now,” Blaine said.

“I know...don't worry. When you find your brain then we can discuss this because you are not keeping that,” Kurt said.

“I don't want it anyway!” Blaine said.

“Last night you apparently did,” Kurt said.

“God, I'm an idiot,” Blaine said putting his hands to him face.

“No...just not smart with alcohol,” Kurt said. Blaine rolled his eyes and groaned. Kurt started to pull Blaine's sweatpants down slightly looking at the tattoo.

“Well?” Blaine said.

“What?” Kurt asked.

“It won't suck itself,” Blaine said smirking. Kurt rolled his eyes and smiled.