It was 7 pm when Kurt Hummel rang the doorbell at the Anderson's house. He was holding a little package in one hand and straightened his jacket with the other as he waited for Blaine to answer. A moment later he heard footsteps inside and the door opened. Blaine had an apron on and- oh. He was completely covered in wheat, like, really covered. His dark hair was snow white and it was impossible to see what color his t-shirt was.

�Blaine Anderson please don't tell me you were trying to cook.“

�Hello to you too. And for your information I technically wasn't cooking, I was baking a cake when you rang the doorbell and disturbed my creation of a masterpiece.“

Kurt sighed. �How many times will it take you to learn that you should never under any circumstances come anywhere near the kitchen?“ he asked as he took off his jacket and placed the little package on a table next to the door. �I would kiss you but given this situation I won't until you have taken a shower.“

�But it's my birthday Kurt. I think I deserve at least a tiny little peck on the cheek,“ he said as he took a few steps closer and leaned in. Kurt backed away, looking for a way to escape.

�Don't you dare Blaine Anderson, don't you dare.“

�Try to stop me, then“ Blaine said smirking, stepping even closer and forcing Kurt up against a wall.
Kurt tried to turn his head away but Blaine caught his lips before he managed to. The tips of their noses touched as they kissed and a little spot of wheat sat behind on Kurt's nose when Blaine pulled away.

�Now look at what you've done,“ Kurt scolded Blaine but had a hard time hiding his smile.
Blaine smiled too. �Come with me to the bathroom, you can clean it off there and I guess I kinda need to shower“ he said and steered Kurt to the bathroom.

In the bathroom Blaine undressed (in front of Kurt, much to his pleasure) and got into the shower. Kurt found a washcloth in the closet and wiped his nose clean. Blaine showered and Kurt stood in front of the mirror, fixing his hair while waiting for Blaine to finish. Kurt looked at Blaine through the foggy glass of the shower. He looked so beautiful.

Sometimes he just wondered how he ever got so lucky. He picked up Blaine's towel and used it to wipe away the fog that was forming on the mirror. As Blaine stepped out of the shower Kurt was still holding his towel and didn't even seem to notice that Blaine needed it. He was too interested in watching his beautiful boyfriend be naked in front of him.

�Um, Kurt? I'm gonna need the towel...to dry myself.“ Blaine said awkwardly after a moment
�What? Oh, yeah! Yes! Here you go,“ Kurt said as he realized he was staring and threw the towel at Blaine. Blaine sent him a knowing smile before continuing to dry himself.

Blaine put on clean clothes on before going to the kitchen with Kurt. In one corner of the kitchen there was the unmistakeable evidence of Blaine's earlier adventures. Wheat covering the walls and counter and floor. There was a big bowl in the middle of it all, but there was nothing in it anymore, it had all gone up on the walls. Kurt sighed.

�Well then Jaime Oliver, we have to clean this up,“ Kurt said as he picked up a tablecloth and threw it at Blaine's face.

�Hey! Abuse! And besides, it's my birthday, I shouldn't have to do anything,“ Blaine said and pouted.

�Oh stop whining, I'm trying to save you and your wheat-nuclear-bomb-mess.“

�My hero,“ Blaine said and pretended to swoon. �Hummel-man to the rescue! Saves your kitchen and your reputation!“ Blaine slammed his hand dramatically on his chest and threw his other hand out in the air. Then he looked at Kurt. �Cute males preferred“ he added and smirked.

�That's not true Blaine. You're good enough for me.“ Kurt commented.

�Good enough?“ Blaine acted offended.

�Fine then, incredibly gorgeous, and way too good for me,“ Kurt said.

�I love you Kurt, did you know that?“ Blaine said, grabbing Kurt's waist and pulling him in for a kiss.

�Yes, but you can say it as often as you like though,“ Kurt said when they finally broke apart. �Now, we need to clean this up if we're ever going to cook anything in here.“

�Yes, sir,“ Blaine said, and grabbed the tablecloth which had earlier been used as a weapon and began wiping off the counter while Kurt cleaned the bowl and found fresh ingredients.

Soon the kitchen had started looking more like it belonged to humans and not chimpanzees and they could start cooking. Unfortunately, when you take two horny teenage boys and put them alone in an empty house, things can only end one way.

�Kurt, I think the chicken is burning in the oven,“ Blaine mumbled against Kurt's lips, but didn't stop kissing him. Kurt sat on the kitchen table and Blaine stood between his legs, kissing him very, erm, enthusiastically.

�Damn it,“ Kurt said, pushed Blaine out of the way and jumped down from the table. Blaine was right. The chicken was indeed burning and there was smoke coming out of the oven.

�I blame this on you. This has never happened to me before,“ Kurt said, opened the oven and took out the burnt chicken. It smelled horrible and it looked grey and disgusting.

�I give up! Can't we just order pizza or something?“ Blaine said and threw his hands up in defeat.

�You know, I'm gonna have to agree with you. It seems your kitchen has something against your birthday dinner.“ Kurt said and threw the burnt chicken into the trashcan.

Blaine picked up his phone and ordered pizza. While they waited for it to arrive they did what every normal teenager would do. Had a Disney karaoke. They were belting out the final note of 'Under the sea' when the pizza delivery guy rang the doorbell. Blaine paid for the pizza and when they were walking back to the living room, Kurt spotted the gift he had brought, but completely forgotten because of the wheat-fiasco, still lying on the table. He picked it up and handed to Blaine. Blaine put the pizza down and accepted the gift with a smile.

�Kurt, you didn't have to get me anything.“

�Yes I did. Happy birthday, master chef,“ Kurt said and smiled.

Blaine opened the little box. There was a ring in it. It was silver and very simple.

�Kurt, what's this?“ Blaine asked.

�It's not like, an engagement ring or anything. It's just me saying 'I love you'. I also got one for me. But you don't have to wear it if you think it's stupid. It probably is. I just wanted you to have something to remind you of me. But like I said, you don't have to-“

�Kurt, of course I'll wear it! It's not stupid, it's beautiful, thank you so much,“ Blaine said and threw his arms around Kurt's neck. Kurt's heart swelled with happiness.

�Where is your ring?“ Blaine asked as he put the ring on his left hand.

�Oh, I have it in my pocket,“ Kurt answered and pulled a similar ring out of his breast-pocket and also put it on his left hand. He looked at Blaine who was still adoring the ring with a dopey smile on his face. He took his hand, sat down in front of the pizza and pulled Blaine down to sit on his lap. Blaine opened the box and picked the biggest slice.

�Finally some food,“ he said as he took a big bite of his slice and fed Kurt a bite too.

� Mmm, this might be unhealthy and disgusting, but ohmygod, I was so hungry.“ Kurt said with his mouth full of pizza. Blaine could do nothing but nod in agreement.

When they had finished their pizza Blaine took Kurt's hand and started leading him up the stairs that led to his parent's room.

�Blaine, where are you taking me?“ Kurt asked suspiciously.

�You'll see.“ was all that Blaine said in return.

When they got upstairs Blaine went straight across the room and opened a big window next to the bed.

�After you my dear,“ He said and gestured Kurt to go out the window and out on the roof which was just beneath it.

�You're insane,“ Kurt said and rolled his eyes but went out the window anyways. Blaine followed him and sat down next to Kurt.

�I love this place. It's so beautiful and wonderfully clich�,“ Blaine said as he looked up at the stars.

�Mmm, it is. But I like it,“ Kurt said and lay down. Blaine leaned down to kiss him. Kurt smiled against his lips and pushed him away.

�Blaine I'm trying to watch the stars here.“ he said.

�But you're so much prettier,“ Blaine said and attached his lips to Kurt's again.

�Oh my god, this place also makes you clich�, Blaine“ Kurt said but didn't push him away this time. Blaine smiled and kissed Kurt harder. Kurt pulled him down so Blaine was laying on top of him. Blaine slowly started rolling his hips down towards Kurt's.

�Oh, god Kurt- yes...“

When they had started thrusting rather hard against each other Kurt had to pull back.

�Okay, so I know it's your birthday and everything, but for some reason I'm not very comfortable having sex on your roof.“ he said with a look on his face that made Blaine's heart skip a beat and his face go bright red.

�God Kurt, don't even say things like that,“ Blaine said as he rolled off of him and stood up.

�Fine, we'll go to my room since you're so picky.“ he added, reaching his hand down to pull Kurt up.

Kurt accepted the hand and Blaine led him back inside and shut the window behind them. As they walked to the stairs that went back down and all the way down to the basement where Blaine's room was, Kurt noticed they both started walking faster with every step they took. Once they got to the stairs they had practically started running. Kurt grabbed Blaine's hand and dragged him down.

�Oh, god Kurt, hurry up, hurry up!“ Blaine said as he ran behind him.

�You're not trying very hard to be romantic, are you Blaine?“

�You're right, I'm sorry. Might I offer you a piggyback ride down to my bedroom my prince?“

�What? Blaine what are you-“

But Blaine just took him in his arms and held him so tight he couldn't move. It wasn't really a piggyback ride, more like Kurt was a doll being held by a five year old. And so Blaine casually kept walking down the stairs like he didn't have his boyfriend, desperately fighting for freedom, in his arms.

�Blaine, you're insane! Put me down! What if you drop me? Yeah? Then what? Then I'll fall down the stairs and get hurt and die and you won't have a boyfriend anymore because you were trying to be funny.“

�No,“ Blaine pouted, �I'm being romantic like you told me to.“

�Blaine. If you want sex, then put. me. down.“

�Hmm,“ Blaine seemed to be pondering this statement. �Nah, I know I can get you to have sex anyways.“ he finally said and held him even tighter.

�Oh god, fine then.“ Kurt sighed and slung his arms down, letting Blaine carry him all the way to his room. Blaine dropped Kurt on his bed and immediately threw himself on top of Kurt.

�Wha-“ Kurt couldn't finish the sentence because he was covered in Blaine and dark curls.

Blaine still had his hands awkwardly bent under his chest as he looked up at Kurt.

�Hey there Kurt“ he said and smiled.

�Hi silly“ Kurt responded and smiled back. He pecked him gently on the nose and in the process, thrust slightly up towards Blaine. And with that, they both lost it. They practically ripped off their clothes and were back, chest to chest in no time. Blaine was grinding so hard that the springs in his mattress started making squeaky noises.

�Oh, god Kurt, I love you“ Blaine panted out as he gave a particularly hard thrust downwards.

�-ahh! Mhmm,“ was all Kurt could say in return. He had actually intended on something a little bit more romantic for Blaine's birthday sex, but neither of them was willing to stop.

�Long time since we did that“ Blaine mumbled against Kurt's lips as he kissed him sloppily.

�Way too long“ Kurt agreed. �I had forgotten how good this was“

Blaine could already feel the tickling feeling in his stomach and jeez, since when was it so easy for him to come? They hadn't been at it for 10 minutes and yet there he was, already panting and whispering Kurt's name with shaky breaths. Their erections were rubbing against each other and suddenly it was just too much and Blaine was coming all over their stomachs. Kurt followed a few thrusts later.

�Why don't we do this more often?“ Blaine asked as he rolled off of Kurt and snuggled into his side after drying them off with some tissues that were next to his bed. He rested his head on Kurt's shoulder and drew patterns on his chest with his little finger.

Kurt didn't answer. He just kissed Blaine's hair and wrapped his arm around his waist, pulling him in closer. They settled into a comfortable silence. The faint sound of the clock on Blaine's nightstand was the only sound that could be heard.

�You know Kurt, I think this birthday is the best I can remember, even better than the one where I got four Power Rangers.“

�You're a dork and I love you.“

�They were pretty amazing though.“

�Sure they were.“

�Good night Kurt. I love you.“

�Good night silly.“