inkweaver7788
Dec. 9, 2011, 2:32 p.m.
New Sparks
Kurt and Blaine go on a magical cruise with the New Directions. Set after season 2. There are some OCs and it is written in script form!
T - Words: 1,948 - Last Updated: Dec 09, 2011 802 0 0 1 Categories: Humor, Romance, Characters: Blaine Anderson, Brittany Pierce, Kurt Hummel, OC, Santana Lopez,
Author's Notes: I worked on this with some friends over the summer!
Glee: The Movie
NEW SPARKS
Scene 1
(The New Directions are at the Lima Bean for a meeting….Rachel is standing up.)
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Rachel: �������� Fellow glee clubbers and Blaine Warbler, I believe we all received an invitation to an all expense paid cruise. As one of your team captains I think we should we accept.
Finn:�������������� But what about Mr. Shue?
Santana:������ Hey Franken-teen, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DADDY ISSUES!!!
Puck:������������� I wonder what the waitresses look like?
Lauren:��������� PUCKERMAN!! (Slaps Puck)
Puck: ������������ Ow! (Rubs arm)
Kurt:�������������� What do you think about the cruise Blaine?
Blaine:���������� I think it's a wonderful opportunity. (Smiles)
Brittany:������� I want a fluffy pillow. (Smile, wink)
Rachel: �������� All those in favor of going?
(Everyone except Finn raises their hand.)
Finn: ������������� When ever we do something without Mr. Shue something bad happens.
Puck:������������� Dude, stop being such a buzz kill!
Kurt:�������������� Neanderthals, can we move on?
Scene 2
(The New Directions are walking up to the docks holding various luggage. A muscular black man dressed in a captains uniform walks toward them.)
John:��������������� Welcome, New Directions and single Warbler. We are happy to have you aboard the S.S. Iceberg. I’m John Stoneson your captain and guide!
Mercedes:��� Isn't that kind of ironic?
Brittany:������� Since when are icebergs iron?
John:��������������� That's an interesting way of looking at things, Brittany. Let us begin our journey.
Mercedes:��� OH MY GOD!! (Walking around the deck ) Kurt this ship is so fly!
Kurt:�������������� Excuse me John, are there any fashion boutiques here?
John:��������������� Only the best for our Ohio friends.
Puck:������������� EPIC!!!
Finn:�������������� I miss Mr. Shue.
Santana:������ Silence-o Idiot-o.
Finn:�������������� What?
Santana:������ That's Spanish for your making me nauseous, so shut up!
Finn:�������������� Okay.
Blaine:���������� This place looks fantastic.
Brittany:������� Do you have fluffy pillows?
John: �������������� Of course Brittany, why wouldn't we?
Artie:�������������� Is this boat handicap accessible?
John:��������������� Of course Artie, of course. Enjoy!
Scene 3
Dominic:������ (sings: Break My Heart) the name is Dominic, I'm the lead of the "Flying Sparks." Oh yeah, so you're the girl… (Song ends)
Glee Girls:���� AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Puck: ������������ Teach me.
Dominic:������ What?
Puck:������������� How to sing like you.
Dominic:������ You sing like an angel from Heaven. You do not need lessons.
Puck:������������� You nuts?
Dominic:������ No, I'm just brutally honest.
Puck:������������� For a guy who can sing, you sure are weird.
Dominic:������ The weird are the wisest and the coolest.
Puck:������������� That doesn't make any sense.
Dominic:������ It shouldn't, because I'm awesome.
(Kurt and Blaine are sitting at a candlelit table for two on the sky deck.)
Blaine:���������� This is nice.
Kurt:�������������� Yeah Blaine, this IS nice. (Kisses Blaine lightly on the lips.)
(Two men walk up to the table holding hands.)
Jeff: �������������� OMG it's KLAINE!!!! It's actually Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson!!
Blaine:���������� Finally, someone gets my last name right!!!
Kurt:�������������� But Blaine, Warbler is an adorable last name.
Blaine:���������� You know what's more adorable? You!(Takes Kurt’s hand and squeezes it gently.)
Jeff:��������������� OMG, this is beautiful. I'm going to cry.(Sniffles)
Lewis:����������������������� Time to go. (Drags Jeff away)
Jeff:��������������� No, no, no, no, Kurt, Blaine! I LOVE YOU!!!
Kurt:�������������� Okay, that was weird.
Scene 4
(Santana and Brittany are making out in the closet in Santana’s room,Santana starts to unbutton Brittany’s shirt.)
Brittany: ������ STOP!
Santana:������ WHY?!?!
Brittany:������� Why do we have to keep this a secret?
Santana:������ Because!
Brittany:������� (very angry) Until you give me straight answers, I'm out of here!
Santana:������(Speechless)
~~~
(Artie is watching the ocean, then a blond girl walks up to him.)
Jennifer: ������ Hi Artie, I'm Jennifer Black.
Artie:������������� Um, hello.
Jennifer:������� You might want to get out of your wheelchair.
Artie:������������� Excuse me?
Jennifer:������� Here, let me help you. (helps Artie stand)
Artie:������������� This is amazing! I CAN WALK!!! Thank you Jennifer! (hugs Jennifer.)
Brittany:������� Artie!?!?
Artie:������������� Brittany, I…I…I'm sorry.
Brittany:������� How are you standing?
Jennifer:������� Well, Brittany, due to my friend's magic, Artie can now stand.
Brittany:������� That's so cool. (smiling) ��
Artie:������������� Magic? What?
DJ:����������������� (music, begins singing) Oh, Oh, Oh it's magic….. (song ends)
(Tina walks up looking surprised.)
Tina:�������������� Artie! You can STAND and WALK!!! (kisses Artie on cheek.)
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Scene 5
(Mike and Tina are sitting in front of a stage at a table for two laughing and talking,a girl with brown hair walks up on stage.)
Elana: �������� You must be Mike and Tina. I am Elana Polarson and I'd like to dedicate a song to you. You probably know the song, "Accidentally in Love" by the Counting Crows. I hope you enjoy the performance, which you probably will. (Singing begins) 'So what's the problem baby…." (song ends)
Rachel: �������� Excuse me, you may think you're talented but I noticed you were flat.
Elana:����������� I'm sorry but did Simon Cowell die because you would never replace him since you're so ANNOYING!!!
Rachel:��������� (speechless)
Kurt:�������������� Let it go, Rachel.(Pats Rachel on back)
Scene 6
(The journey ends and everyone gets off the boat. A girl with blond hair and handsome boy with black hair are at the docks.)
John:��������������� Welcome my friends to Mysterious Island.
Mercedes:��� WOW!
Kurt:�������������� This is amazing. This is beautiful.
Lauren:����������� Got any Snickers Bars around here?
Xavier:������������������� Hi-ya, Hot Stuff!
Sam:�������������� Excuse me?!?!
Xavier:������������������� Sorry Sam. I thought you were Quinn. Sorry.
Puck:������������� Dude, you are an idiot.
Xavier:������������������� Hey Luce, love your caboose.
(Quinn kicks Xavier in the "nuts" very hard)
Xavier: ������������������ (screams in pain) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Jamie:����������� Lucy Caboosey! Lucy Caboosey! Lucy Caboosey! Lucy Caboosey
Elana��������� Jamie, STOP!
Jamie:�����������No way!
Lewis:����������� Stop you fiery temptress!
Jamie:����������� Who’s gonna make me lion boy?
Lewis:����������� Do you want me to tell your father that you’re here?
Jamie:����������� You're gonna regret this! You, the No Directions� and the Gargler You're all going to DIE! O oops, spoiler alert! (evil laugh)Ha! Ha! Ha!
Kurt:�������������� It's WARBLER Missy. I'm watching you!
Jeff:��������������� You tell her, Kurt!
Lewis:����������� Jeff.
Jeff:��������������� Yes, dearest?
Lewis:����������� SHUT UP!
Scene 7
(Kurt and Blaine are standing then a Dalmatian wearing a bow-tie and a dress jacket walks over to them.)
Hero:Welcome to the Dancing Dalmatian. How may I help you?
Kurt:Yes We have reservations under name Hummel?
Hero:Ah, Yes. The Balcony table. Right this way.
(Leads Kurt and Blaine to a balcony overlooking the sunset on the ocean.)
Blaine:Kurt this is amazing! Its just about as amazing as you are! (Kisses Kurt on the cheek)
(A little brown filly walks up to their table shyly.)
Allie:Are you Kurt?
Kurt:Y-Yes(stammers) ?
Allie:Can I have your autograph?
(Kurt looks at Blaine with bewildered expression. Blaine smiles encouragingly.)
Kurt:Sure. Whats your name?
Allie:I’m Allie....
(Kurt signs his name with a flourish.)
(Allie licks Kurt’s hand )
Blaine:That’s adorable!
(A giant bay Clydesdale walks up to Allie)
Dale:Say goodbye Allie. Its time to go Hon.
(Kurt hugs Allie)
Allie:Bye Kurt!
(Blaine smiles at Kurt)
Kurt:What?
Blaine:You’re gonna make a great dad someday.
(Lewis gets up on stage.)
Lewis:Hi Everyone! I have a special song I want to sing for some good friends of mine....Kurt , Blaine this is for you! May your love be strong and last forever!
(Sings Deeper Than the Holler by Randy Travis)
Scene 8
(Lauren sees a Snickers bar while walking in the woods with rest of the New Directions and Dominic is hiding in the bushes....)
Lauren:A Snickers Bar!
Puck:Lauren No!
(A net traps everyone except Dominic who is still in the bushes....)
Santana:Nice going white rhino!
Mercedes: Wheres Kurt and Blaine?
Sam:I guess its up to them to save us....
Artie:We're screwed!
(A tan teenage boy steps out of the shadows....)
Rick:So you’re the No Directions. Pleased to meet you. Not! I'd like to welcome you to the end of Mysterious Island which you now will be leaving!
Brittany:Is the cruise over?
Rick:No stupid!
Santana:You better shut your mouth now before I shut it for ya!
Rick:You shouldn’t keep your feelings all bottled up Santana. There must be a whole closet full of feelings you’re trying to hide.(Smirks)
(Knockout gas activates and you hear Lauren and Puck snoring.)
Scene 9
(Dominic runs to Kurt and Blaine breathing heavily.)
Dominic:Kurt, Blaine! Everyone’s been captured!
Kurt:Wow those Goth people work fast!
Blaine:Well its up to us to stop them!
Dominic:Well I guess to learn how to kick some snake butt! I'll go get the swords now!
Scene 10
(Dominic runs off. Then a red haired man dressed in black struts out of the shadows.)
Leon Snake:I need to speak to Kurt please.
Blaine:I don’t think so. I don’t trust people who dress in black anymore.
Leon Snake:Listen Gelatine I don’t really care. I need to speak to Hummel and then I will be out of your stiff hair.
Kurt: OK enough with the hair jokes please. I get enough of those at my school.....
Kurt:Blaine I can handle this. Don’t worry I 'll be fine.
Blaine:Are you telling med to stop worrying about you Kurt? Because that’s like telling me not to breathe!
(Kurt takes Blaine’s hand and squeezes it gently.)
Kurt:Trust me.
Leon Snake: Well Gargler I can see why you’re in love with him. Those Sapphires you
call eyes cut right through you! (Smirks at Kurt.)
Kurt:So you’re what we Ohio people call a gay Jessie St James.
Leon: You are as charming as you are handsome Kurt.
Leon: Enough small talk here’s the deal honey. We want you to join us.
Kurt:Join what Voldemort and the death-eaters?
Leon Snake:Join us on Evil Island.
(Kurt laughs hysterically.)
Kurt:That is so cliche ! Evil Island. Really? Even Scar from the Lion King is more creative than you!
Leon Snake:You’re making a huge mistake Kurt. You could have everything you ever wanted if you join us. Handsome male servants , as many clothes as you wish.....Its all just a boat ride away....
Kurt:Black is not a good color for me. It never was.
(Dominic comes running over with a bunch of swords in his arms.)
Dominic:I have the swords! (Looks at Leon.) OK boys it time for us to go now! (Takes Kurt and Blaine by the hand and they all run. Leon lets out a wordless yell of rage.)
Scene 11
(The New Directions are in a cage. Rick is talking on his cell phone.)
Rick:Wait let me get this straight...You using my doormat because you ran out of pants?!
You know what I didn’t need a doormat anyway! (Rick puts his phone in his pocket.)
Santana:Hey douche bag let me out of this cage! Unless you want me to take the razors out of my hair and start throwing them at your ugly face!
(Rick smiles evilly.)
Rick:Yes of course Miss Lopez. But first you have do a favor for me.....
Santana:Why in the world would I do something for you?!
Artie:Where's Brittany?
(You see Brittany chained to the wall.)
Brittany:I'm over here.
(Santana screams. Then glares at Rick. Rick is still grinning.)
Santana:What the hell do you want from me?!
Rick:Tell them Santana. And I can tell you know what I'm talking about......
(Rick walks up to Brittany and holds a knife to her throat. All of the New Directions gasp in horror.)
Rick:If you don’t tell them Brittany dies!
(Santana bursts into tears.)
(Blaine walks through the front door.)
Blaine:Did someone call for a rescue mission? (Grins)
(Kurt walks in.)
Kurt:Usually being late is fashionable but this time its just plain cruel. So I came on time.(Smirks.)
(Jeff breaks through the window as a brown rabbit.)
Jeff:Did someone order a bunny?
(Louis breaks through the door as a huge golden lion.)
Louis:Someone told me it was dinner time so I came here for some fried snake!
(Dominic walks through doorway.)
Dominic:Guys you know the door was open the whole time right?
Louis:Well this was more fun!
Rick:Aw man! You guys ruin everything!
Dominic:Well duh! Good vs Evil....Not a new thing!
(Dominic lets the New Directions out of the cage. He also unties Brittany. They run out the door. Mercedes waves goodbye to Kurt.)
(Rick turns into a basilisk.)
Rick:Saaaaaaaaa!
Louis:Roaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!
Scene 12
(Dramatic fight scene between Louis and Rick.)
(Everything goes black. Kurt and Blaine are alone. Then a large black lion with red eyes stalks toward them.)
Warlock:You heroes are causing a lot of trouble.
Kurt:Troubles my middle name!( Pulls out sword.)
Blaine:I don’t know about you Kurt but I have had enough of creatures dressed in black.
(Pulls out knife.)
(Final battle ensues. Klaine is winning but then Warlock disarms Blaine.)
Warlock:I've had enough of little birds today.
(Kurt stabs Warlock in heart.)
Warlock:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blaine:You saved me!
Kurt:I told you I'll never say goodbye to you Blaine!
(Kurt kisses Blaine passionately.)
Scene 13
(John and the Flying Sparks are holding an award ceremony for the New Directions.)
John:And the final awards go to Kurt and Blaine for extreme bravery and courage!
Rachel:John?
John:Yes Rachel?
Rachel:We all talked it over and the New Directions and the Flying Sparks want to sing one final goodbye song to each other for this incredible journey.
(Everyone sings Seasons of Love.)
The End
NEW SPARKS
Scene 1
(The New Directions are at the Lima Bean for a meeting….Rachel is standing up.)
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Rachel: �������� Fellow glee clubbers and Blaine Warbler, I believe we all received an invitation to an all expense paid cruise. As one of your team captains I think we should we accept.
Finn:�������������� But what about Mr. Shue?
Santana:������ Hey Franken-teen, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DADDY ISSUES!!!
Puck:������������� I wonder what the waitresses look like?
Lauren:��������� PUCKERMAN!! (Slaps Puck)
Puck: ������������ Ow! (Rubs arm)
Kurt:�������������� What do you think about the cruise Blaine?
Blaine:���������� I think it's a wonderful opportunity. (Smiles)
Brittany:������� I want a fluffy pillow. (Smile, wink)
Rachel: �������� All those in favor of going?
(Everyone except Finn raises their hand.)
Finn: ������������� When ever we do something without Mr. Shue something bad happens.
Puck:������������� Dude, stop being such a buzz kill!
Kurt:�������������� Neanderthals, can we move on?
Scene 2
(The New Directions are walking up to the docks holding various luggage. A muscular black man dressed in a captains uniform walks toward them.)
John:��������������� Welcome, New Directions and single Warbler. We are happy to have you aboard the S.S. Iceberg. I’m John Stoneson your captain and guide!
Mercedes:��� Isn't that kind of ironic?
Brittany:������� Since when are icebergs iron?
John:��������������� That's an interesting way of looking at things, Brittany. Let us begin our journey.
Mercedes:��� OH MY GOD!! (Walking around the deck ) Kurt this ship is so fly!
Kurt:�������������� Excuse me John, are there any fashion boutiques here?
John:��������������� Only the best for our Ohio friends.
Puck:������������� EPIC!!!
Finn:�������������� I miss Mr. Shue.
Santana:������ Silence-o Idiot-o.
Finn:�������������� What?
Santana:������ That's Spanish for your making me nauseous, so shut up!
Finn:�������������� Okay.
Blaine:���������� This place looks fantastic.
Brittany:������� Do you have fluffy pillows?
John: �������������� Of course Brittany, why wouldn't we?
Artie:�������������� Is this boat handicap accessible?
John:��������������� Of course Artie, of course. Enjoy!
Scene 3
Dominic:������ (sings: Break My Heart) the name is Dominic, I'm the lead of the "Flying Sparks." Oh yeah, so you're the girl… (Song ends)
Glee Girls:���� AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Puck: ������������ Teach me.
Dominic:������ What?
Puck:������������� How to sing like you.
Dominic:������ You sing like an angel from Heaven. You do not need lessons.
Puck:������������� You nuts?
Dominic:������ No, I'm just brutally honest.
Puck:������������� For a guy who can sing, you sure are weird.
Dominic:������ The weird are the wisest and the coolest.
Puck:������������� That doesn't make any sense.
Dominic:������ It shouldn't, because I'm awesome.
(Kurt and Blaine are sitting at a candlelit table for two on the sky deck.)
Blaine:���������� This is nice.
Kurt:�������������� Yeah Blaine, this IS nice. (Kisses Blaine lightly on the lips.)
(Two men walk up to the table holding hands.)
Jeff: �������������� OMG it's KLAINE!!!! It's actually Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson!!
Blaine:���������� Finally, someone gets my last name right!!!
Kurt:�������������� But Blaine, Warbler is an adorable last name.
Blaine:���������� You know what's more adorable? You!(Takes Kurt’s hand and squeezes it gently.)
Jeff:��������������� OMG, this is beautiful. I'm going to cry.(Sniffles)
Lewis:����������������������� Time to go. (Drags Jeff away)
Jeff:��������������� No, no, no, no, Kurt, Blaine! I LOVE YOU!!!
Kurt:�������������� Okay, that was weird.
Scene 4
(Santana and Brittany are making out in the closet in Santana’s room,Santana starts to unbutton Brittany’s shirt.)
Brittany: ������ STOP!
Santana:������ WHY?!?!
Brittany:������� Why do we have to keep this a secret?
Santana:������ Because!
Brittany:������� (very angry) Until you give me straight answers, I'm out of here!
Santana:������(Speechless)
~~~
(Artie is watching the ocean, then a blond girl walks up to him.)
Jennifer: ������ Hi Artie, I'm Jennifer Black.
Artie:������������� Um, hello.
Jennifer:������� You might want to get out of your wheelchair.
Artie:������������� Excuse me?
Jennifer:������� Here, let me help you. (helps Artie stand)
Artie:������������� This is amazing! I CAN WALK!!! Thank you Jennifer! (hugs Jennifer.)
Brittany:������� Artie!?!?
Artie:������������� Brittany, I…I…I'm sorry.
Brittany:������� How are you standing?
Jennifer:������� Well, Brittany, due to my friend's magic, Artie can now stand.
Brittany:������� That's so cool. (smiling) ��
Artie:������������� Magic? What?
DJ:����������������� (music, begins singing) Oh, Oh, Oh it's magic….. (song ends)
(Tina walks up looking surprised.)
Tina:�������������� Artie! You can STAND and WALK!!! (kisses Artie on cheek.)
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Scene 5
(Mike and Tina are sitting in front of a stage at a table for two laughing and talking,a girl with brown hair walks up on stage.)
Elana: �������� You must be Mike and Tina. I am Elana Polarson and I'd like to dedicate a song to you. You probably know the song, "Accidentally in Love" by the Counting Crows. I hope you enjoy the performance, which you probably will. (Singing begins) 'So what's the problem baby…." (song ends)
Rachel: �������� Excuse me, you may think you're talented but I noticed you were flat.
Elana:����������� I'm sorry but did Simon Cowell die because you would never replace him since you're so ANNOYING!!!
Rachel:��������� (speechless)
Kurt:�������������� Let it go, Rachel.(Pats Rachel on back)
Scene 6
(The journey ends and everyone gets off the boat. A girl with blond hair and handsome boy with black hair are at the docks.)
John:��������������� Welcome my friends to Mysterious Island.
Mercedes:��� WOW!
Kurt:�������������� This is amazing. This is beautiful.
Lauren:����������� Got any Snickers Bars around here?
Xavier:������������������� Hi-ya, Hot Stuff!
Sam:�������������� Excuse me?!?!
Xavier:������������������� Sorry Sam. I thought you were Quinn. Sorry.
Puck:������������� Dude, you are an idiot.
Xavier:������������������� Hey Luce, love your caboose.
(Quinn kicks Xavier in the "nuts" very hard)
Xavier: ������������������ (screams in pain) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Jamie:����������� Lucy Caboosey! Lucy Caboosey! Lucy Caboosey! Lucy Caboosey
Elana��������� Jamie, STOP!
Jamie:�����������No way!
Lewis:����������� Stop you fiery temptress!
Jamie:����������� Who’s gonna make me lion boy?
Lewis:����������� Do you want me to tell your father that you’re here?
Jamie:����������� You're gonna regret this! You, the No Directions� and the Gargler You're all going to DIE! O oops, spoiler alert! (evil laugh)Ha! Ha! Ha!
Kurt:�������������� It's WARBLER Missy. I'm watching you!
Jeff:��������������� You tell her, Kurt!
Lewis:����������� Jeff.
Jeff:��������������� Yes, dearest?
Lewis:����������� SHUT UP!
Scene 7
(Kurt and Blaine are standing then a Dalmatian wearing a bow-tie and a dress jacket walks over to them.)
Hero:Welcome to the Dancing Dalmatian. How may I help you?
Kurt:Yes We have reservations under name Hummel?
Hero:Ah, Yes. The Balcony table. Right this way.
(Leads Kurt and Blaine to a balcony overlooking the sunset on the ocean.)
Blaine:Kurt this is amazing! Its just about as amazing as you are! (Kisses Kurt on the cheek)
(A little brown filly walks up to their table shyly.)
Allie:Are you Kurt?
Kurt:Y-Yes(stammers) ?
Allie:Can I have your autograph?
(Kurt looks at Blaine with bewildered expression. Blaine smiles encouragingly.)
Kurt:Sure. Whats your name?
Allie:I’m Allie....
(Kurt signs his name with a flourish.)
(Allie licks Kurt’s hand )
Blaine:That’s adorable!
(A giant bay Clydesdale walks up to Allie)
Dale:Say goodbye Allie. Its time to go Hon.
(Kurt hugs Allie)
Allie:Bye Kurt!
(Blaine smiles at Kurt)
Kurt:What?
Blaine:You’re gonna make a great dad someday.
(Lewis gets up on stage.)
Lewis:Hi Everyone! I have a special song I want to sing for some good friends of mine....Kurt , Blaine this is for you! May your love be strong and last forever!
(Sings Deeper Than the Holler by Randy Travis)
Scene 8
(Lauren sees a Snickers bar while walking in the woods with rest of the New Directions and Dominic is hiding in the bushes....)
Lauren:A Snickers Bar!
Puck:Lauren No!
(A net traps everyone except Dominic who is still in the bushes....)
Santana:Nice going white rhino!
Mercedes: Wheres Kurt and Blaine?
Sam:I guess its up to them to save us....
Artie:We're screwed!
(A tan teenage boy steps out of the shadows....)
Rick:So you’re the No Directions. Pleased to meet you. Not! I'd like to welcome you to the end of Mysterious Island which you now will be leaving!
Brittany:Is the cruise over?
Rick:No stupid!
Santana:You better shut your mouth now before I shut it for ya!
Rick:You shouldn’t keep your feelings all bottled up Santana. There must be a whole closet full of feelings you’re trying to hide.(Smirks)
(Knockout gas activates and you hear Lauren and Puck snoring.)
Scene 9
(Dominic runs to Kurt and Blaine breathing heavily.)
Dominic:Kurt, Blaine! Everyone’s been captured!
Kurt:Wow those Goth people work fast!
Blaine:Well its up to us to stop them!
Dominic:Well I guess to learn how to kick some snake butt! I'll go get the swords now!
Scene 10
(Dominic runs off. Then a red haired man dressed in black struts out of the shadows.)
Leon Snake:I need to speak to Kurt please.
Blaine:I don’t think so. I don’t trust people who dress in black anymore.
Leon Snake:Listen Gelatine I don’t really care. I need to speak to Hummel and then I will be out of your stiff hair.
Kurt: OK enough with the hair jokes please. I get enough of those at my school.....
Kurt:Blaine I can handle this. Don’t worry I 'll be fine.
Blaine:Are you telling med to stop worrying about you Kurt? Because that’s like telling me not to breathe!
(Kurt takes Blaine’s hand and squeezes it gently.)
Kurt:Trust me.
Leon Snake: Well Gargler I can see why you’re in love with him. Those Sapphires you
call eyes cut right through you! (Smirks at Kurt.)
Kurt:So you’re what we Ohio people call a gay Jessie St James.
Leon: You are as charming as you are handsome Kurt.
Leon: Enough small talk here’s the deal honey. We want you to join us.
Kurt:Join what Voldemort and the death-eaters?
Leon Snake:Join us on Evil Island.
(Kurt laughs hysterically.)
Kurt:That is so cliche ! Evil Island. Really? Even Scar from the Lion King is more creative than you!
Leon Snake:You’re making a huge mistake Kurt. You could have everything you ever wanted if you join us. Handsome male servants , as many clothes as you wish.....Its all just a boat ride away....
Kurt:Black is not a good color for me. It never was.
(Dominic comes running over with a bunch of swords in his arms.)
Dominic:I have the swords! (Looks at Leon.) OK boys it time for us to go now! (Takes Kurt and Blaine by the hand and they all run. Leon lets out a wordless yell of rage.)
Scene 11
(The New Directions are in a cage. Rick is talking on his cell phone.)
Rick:Wait let me get this straight...You using my doormat because you ran out of pants?!
You know what I didn’t need a doormat anyway! (Rick puts his phone in his pocket.)
Santana:Hey douche bag let me out of this cage! Unless you want me to take the razors out of my hair and start throwing them at your ugly face!
(Rick smiles evilly.)
Rick:Yes of course Miss Lopez. But first you have do a favor for me.....
Santana:Why in the world would I do something for you?!
Artie:Where's Brittany?
(You see Brittany chained to the wall.)
Brittany:I'm over here.
(Santana screams. Then glares at Rick. Rick is still grinning.)
Santana:What the hell do you want from me?!
Rick:Tell them Santana. And I can tell you know what I'm talking about......
(Rick walks up to Brittany and holds a knife to her throat. All of the New Directions gasp in horror.)
Rick:If you don’t tell them Brittany dies!
(Santana bursts into tears.)
(Blaine walks through the front door.)
Blaine:Did someone call for a rescue mission? (Grins)
(Kurt walks in.)
Kurt:Usually being late is fashionable but this time its just plain cruel. So I came on time.(Smirks.)
(Jeff breaks through the window as a brown rabbit.)
Jeff:Did someone order a bunny?
(Louis breaks through the door as a huge golden lion.)
Louis:Someone told me it was dinner time so I came here for some fried snake!
(Dominic walks through doorway.)
Dominic:Guys you know the door was open the whole time right?
Louis:Well this was more fun!
Rick:Aw man! You guys ruin everything!
Dominic:Well duh! Good vs Evil....Not a new thing!
(Dominic lets the New Directions out of the cage. He also unties Brittany. They run out the door. Mercedes waves goodbye to Kurt.)
(Rick turns into a basilisk.)
Rick:Saaaaaaaaa!
Louis:Roaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!
Scene 12
(Dramatic fight scene between Louis and Rick.)
(Everything goes black. Kurt and Blaine are alone. Then a large black lion with red eyes stalks toward them.)
Warlock:You heroes are causing a lot of trouble.
Kurt:Troubles my middle name!( Pulls out sword.)
Blaine:I don’t know about you Kurt but I have had enough of creatures dressed in black.
(Pulls out knife.)
(Final battle ensues. Klaine is winning but then Warlock disarms Blaine.)
Warlock:I've had enough of little birds today.
(Kurt stabs Warlock in heart.)
Warlock:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blaine:You saved me!
Kurt:I told you I'll never say goodbye to you Blaine!
(Kurt kisses Blaine passionately.)
Scene 13
(John and the Flying Sparks are holding an award ceremony for the New Directions.)
John:And the final awards go to Kurt and Blaine for extreme bravery and courage!
Rachel:John?
John:Yes Rachel?
Rachel:We all talked it over and the New Directions and the Flying Sparks want to sing one final goodbye song to each other for this incredible journey.
(Everyone sings Seasons of Love.)
The End
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