Blaine: hey, how come you didn’t accept my video call?

Kurt: I’m sort of messy right now

Blaine: you know i don’t care about that

Kurt: Yeah well I do

Blaine: adorable :)

Kurt: Shut up

Blaine: isn’t this where you say ‘no blaine, YOU’RE the adorable one’

Kurt: No

Blaine: kurt. kuuuuuuuuurt.

Blaine: i’m adorable, aren’t i?

Kurt: I dunno, are you?

Blaine: don’t tease

Kurt: I’m not teasing

Blaine: i’m adorable

Blaine: just admit it

Kurt: Hmm I don’t know…

Blaine: KURT :(

Kurt: Not that face

Kurt: I know exactly what face you’re making

Kurt: STOP IT

Blaine: :((((((

Kurt: Fine

Kurt: You are the most adorable person ever

Kurt: Just stop making that face

Blaine: i wasn’t making any face but thank you :D

Kurt: Idiot

Blaine: idiot you love :*

Kurt: Idiot I love

Blaine: i miss you

Kurt: I miss you too

Blaine: sebastian came over to school the other day and it made me miss you more

Kurt: Sebastian? :|

Blaine: uh-oh, kurt’s using a smiley

Blaine: this means war

Kurt: Shut up

Kurt: Why was he there?

Blaine: he wanted me to come back to Dalton

Blaine: said everyone missed me

Kurt: …

Kurt: Everyone probably does miss you

Blaine: i miss them too. but i like it here.

Blaine: i knew i wouldn’t go back if i came here

Blaine: and i don’t regret it

Kurt: I love you

Blaine: I love you too :)

Blaine: but i know what you really love

Kurt: Oh?

Blaine: my butt

Kurt: BLAINE

Blaine: whaaat, it’s true!

Blaine: your dick

Blaine: loves my butt

Blaine: my butt misses your dick almost as much as i miss you

Kurt: BLAINE STOP

Blaine: it’s true :(

Kurt: Yes but

Kurt: How did we get to this I don’t understand

Blaine: i can’t help it

Blaine: i just miss you in every way

Kurt: That’s… a weirdly sweet way to tell me you’re horny

Blaine: you said it, not me

Kurt: God I miss you too

Kurt: Even if most of our convos end up like this

Blaine: you should show me how much you miss me

Blaine: i’m just saying

Kurt: Why does almost every skype convo with you end with sex

Blaine: are you complaining?

Kurt: no

Blaine: kurt hummel has stopped capitalization! this can only mean one thing

Kurt: shut up

Blaine: i’m calling again

Blaine: please accept it this time

Blaine Anderson is calling

Call accepted.