This is not exactly what Blaine Anderson thought he would be doing when he arrived to Warbler practices this morning. He was under the impression they would be discussing the set list for sectionals, but here he is walking up to the doors of some public high school in Lima.
Blaine paused at the entry way of McKinley high, took a deep breath and pushed on the doors. He adjusted the strap of his bag and heading into the halls making sure to avoid eye contact with the students in the hall.
‘Okay Blaine’ he thought to himself ‘you’re here now, so what do you do? First order of business, think of ways to KILL Wes and David with out getting caught, second find someone who looks as though they would know where I can find the Glee club’ even the thought of this made him sick. ‘Did they really need to spy?’
Just then he saw a flash of red and felt a shove to his chest as he was thrown into a locker.
“Out of the way Hobbit I’m walking here” the jock called, a locker slammed shut next to him to reveal a tall, slim, boy with…well for lack of a better word porcelain skin, he turn to the jock,
“You know if you tackled as well on the field as you do off you might actually win a game”
“Fuck you, Hummel”
“Not even on your best Day Dave”
“You are gonna pay for that you… you” Blaine could see the red rush to this Dave guys face, and his hands ball into a fist at his sides.
“We’ve been through this Dave, you’re not my type. And I don’t pay”
“Are in insinuating am a homo?” Okay Blaine can see how angry he is getting now and he can’t help but worry about this boy.
“No Dave I don’t have to, you do that yourself. Now if you don’t mind I have some where I need to be” this guy seemed rather bored with the whole thing, he turned to walk away leaving Blaine and the jock behind, Blaine watch as he stopped turn back to face him.
“Well are you coming?” Blaine looked to where Dave was still standing and back to the boy.
Blaine just nodded and followed him up the hall in silence before turning the corner “Thanks for that” Blaine said braking the silence and speaking for the first time.
“And he speaks” the boy chuckles “Names Kurt, and I think if you’re planning on living through the day you had better stick close by me and mine, I mean we get more then our fair share of slushy facials but…”
“What’s a slushy fac…” Just then Blaine got a face full of grape slushy, he turned to Kurt who was trying but failing to suppress a laugh.
“You’re laughing?” Blaine asked “Your actually laughing right now, damn that’s cold”
“Sorry but the timing…”
“Yeah, yeah” He couldn’t seem to get mad.
“Come on I’ll help you get cleaned up” at that Kurt pushed him into the…
“The girl’s bathroom? Won’t we get in trouble?” Blaine asked Kurt just looked at him with raised eyebrows before pulling out a towel from his bag and throwing it to him and turning on the tap.
“Have you ever been in the boy’s bathroom at a public school? They smell, like really bad besides the girls don’t mind” Blaine smiled then he heard a voice come from behind the door.
“I’m sure I saw him come in here with a fox, just ask him” Blaine watched as Kurt look to the door as a tall Latina girl in a cheerleading outfit came in practically dragging a blonde behind her, she was wearing the same thing.
“See I told you he was in here with a fox” the blonde looked at Blaine and he saw confusion on her face then she looked back to her friend.
“He looks like a boy to me, a cute one but a boy all the same”
“What’s up girls?” Kurt asked and at that the blonde started to cry, Kurt walked up to her and wrapped his arms around her before turning to glare at the other.
“Santana, what did you do?”
“I didn’t do nothing, you did” Kurt pulled back so he could get a better look at the blonde and his face seemed to have softened just as quickly.
“Brittany, sweetie look at me” the girl lifted her head “What’s wrong?” He asked
“Don’t you like me any more?” Kurt pulled her back into his arms and held her tighter.
“You know I do, why do you even ask such a thing?” she pulled back this time and the tears were spilling out.
“’cause I didn’t get an invite to your girl’s night” she sobbed before crying into his shoulder. To Blaine’s surprise and Brittany’s Kurt started laughing.
“Why are you laughing?” she demanded
“Brittany you did get an invite, I sent it through facebook. I would never forget you, it wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t there, Santana on the other hand…” he looked over to the girl “I thought you said you were going to teach her how to use her facebook account”
“She forgot her password again”
“Brittany you used your cat’s name so you wouldn’t forget” he said smiling
“I did?” he just nodded “Does that mean I get to come on Friday”
“It does, now get those cute butts out of here so I can finish helping the new kid”
“Bring him to Glee, He is super cute, even cover in slushy” Brittany said
“Out now” Kurt said in mock anger pointing to the door.
“OK, OK but we are serious about you bringing him to glee” Blaine watched as the two girls left and then turned back to Kurt
“Is the blonde your girlfriend?” Kurt looked at him for a moment before laughing
“Brittany? No, I mean we make out before but she isn’t my girlfriend” Blaine had pretty much cleaned himself up the best he could before the two girls had left so he just handed Kurt the towel back.
“You made out with her but she isn’t your girlfriend?” they headed out the bathroom and up the hall “Well what about the other one” Kurt laughed harder this time and Blaine had no idea what’s so funny they turn into a class room that already has eleven other people in it.
“What’s so funny yo?” a kid in a wheelchair asked Kurt just shook his head Blaine didn’t know what to do. Everyone was now looking at him for an answer he just took a breath as Kurt tried to compose himself.
“I just asked if he was dating Santana” at this the whole room was in fits of laughter
“Hey it isn’t that unlikely, I mean he did kiss Brittany” Santana said
“I did, but it isn’t exactly something I intend to repeat, it was weird, no offence Britt”
“I have no idea what we are talking about. I’m still trying to think what I should pack to take to your house for the weekend”
“Wait Brittany is going to your house on the weekend?” a pretty black girl asked
“Yes Cedes for the girl’s night?”
“What girl’s night?” asked a little Asian girl
“The one at my house this weekend, don’t you girls check facebook anymore?”
“I forgot my password, but lucky Kurt didn’t, do you think cats can read ‘cause sometimes when I’m writing in my dairy, he gets that look in his eye” Kurt moved to sit down in front to her, but no-one seemed to answer, Blaine took the set that was vacant beside her. The tall boy sitting next to a short brunet must have seen the confusion on Blaine’s face because he just laughed and said
“You have to excuse her, Brittany is …well she is like a laver lamp”
“You mean pretty to look at, but not to bright” Blaine asked
“Exactly” said a guy with a Mohawk. Blaine turned to Brittany who was smiling before she said “Kurt said that Finn was like a slinky. I don’t really get it though” Blaine had to suppress a laugh “Do you know what he means?”
“Maybe, do you want to know what I know about slinkies?”
“Yes please I don’t like being confused, which is funny because I’m that a lot…confused that is…ok you can tell me”
“Well, what I hear is, they aren’t good for much, but they always bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs” at this Brittany looked horrified and Blaine began to wonder if maybe he shouldn’t have said anything but she just looked down at Kurt who seemed to be laughing quietly along with ‘Cedes.
“KURT” came Brittany “Why would you Push Finn down the stairs?” she asked
At that a teacher came in.

“Ok guy, I have here in my hand the names of the competition for sectional, oh hello seems we have a visitor”
“Mr. Shue, this is Blaine he just wanted to check out Glee club, his not sure if he wants to join yet” Kurt said
“Oh ok, I don’t think you are in any of my classes”
“I only just came today” and will never be back Blaine finish to himself
“So who’s our competition” Kurt asked
“Oh right” Mr. Shue said looking down at the paper in his hand “A group called the Hipsters composed of only senior citizens and an all boys choir, The Dalton Academy Warblers”
“Ok, so many gay jokes just went through my head right now” Santana said Blaine and Kurt just looked at her.
“You do realize that just because one goes to an all boys school doesn’t make them guy right? In fact you would be hard pressed to actual find a gay guy there. Trust me I would know” Blaine said
“Ok, where did that come from?” Finn asked
“Are you a Dolphin?” Brittany asked
“Yes Britt I am”
At that everyone looked at him.
“What?”
“Do you even know what she asked you?” Kurt asked
“Yes, she asked if I was a Dolphin. And I assume she didn’t mean it literally, so I figured she was asking if I was guy”
“Wow, how is it you knew what she was talking about? We didn’t even know what she meant when she said that”
“I heard two girls talking about it a Breadsticks once and thought it was funny, I mean Dolphins being compared to gay sharks, it was awesome” he looked to Brittany who had tapped him on the shoulder
“Do you know what the female version is?” Blaine thought for a moment
“I guess that would be a guppy, no a Coryphaena”
“What the hell is a coryph�e?” asked the Kid with the Mohawk
“Coryphaena Puck, it’s the Latin word for Dolphin” Kurt replied rolling his eyes. “Although a coryph�e is a lead dancer in the ballet”
“How do you know all this stuff?” Puck asked
“I actually read Puck” Kurt replied
“Ok, OK come on guys quiet down, we have to get ready for sectionals” Mr. Shue said
“I actually had an idea about that” Said the short girl
“Of cause you do Rachel” Kurt said “when don’t you have an opinion on something”
“No really I think you of all people would like this one my dear Kurt” Kurt raise an eye brow and she just smiled
“Well don’t keep us hangin’, what’s your idea girl” Cedes asked
“Original songs” at that there was an out burst of shouting such as, ‘are you crazy’ and ‘no way’ also a “hell to the no!” from Mercedes and the whole time Blaine just kept quiet, he actually thought it was a pretty good idea himself. He watched as Rachel’s face fell and Kurt reached out placing a hand on her shoulder, she looked at him and he smiled and she smiled back “You like it?” she asked quietly and he nodded.
“Sorry Rachel but I don’t think it would be a good idea to do original songs” Said Mr. Shue
“Of course you don’t it was my idea”
“I for one think it’s a good Idea” Kurt said “and you know if I’m agreeing with Rachel then it must be good”
“Sorry Kurt but no and that’s final”

After glee had finished Kurt walked Blaine to his car, they had been talking quiet a bit and realized they had a lot in common. But the day was over and it was time to leave, and Blaine was just a little disappointed to be going, he would have like to get to know Kurt a little better. Once they reached Blaine car, they stood facing each other.
“Well” said Kurt “I probably should get going”
“Yeah me too” Kurt turned to leave but Blaine reached for his hand to stop him.
“Hey Kurt?” Kurt looked down at their hands and back up to catch Blaine’s eyes “can I call you some time, maybe go out for coffee, you know out side of school” Kurt smiled.
“Pass me your phone” Blaine quickly handed it over and Kurt entered his number before handing it back.
“Call me sometime Mr. Warbler” he smiled before turning to walk away
“Wait you know” Blaine called after him and Kurt just laughed.
“Don’t worry the others didn’t suspect a thing”
Blaine smiled and checked his phone seeing the new contact he would definitely be calling that number. He placed his phone back in his pocket a jumped in his car heading back to Westerville, he would have to back Wes and David a cake or something thing for this.