One-Shot
Bowtie
Blaine's Just An Idiot Give Kudos Bookmark Comment
Report
Download
Bowtie

Feb. 18, 2014, 6 p.m.


Blaine's Just An Idiot

Valentine's Day gone a little differently, all thanks to Mercedes cousin Jake! (Not Jake already in the show!) Kurt is fed up with Blaine being oblivious and decides that the best way to get him is to make him believe that Kurt's off the market... With a little help from Mercedes. Well, a lot of help, she kind of orchestrated the whole thing. Klaine endgame.


T - Words: 691 - Last Updated: Feb 18, 2014
1,366 0 0 1
Categories: AU, Cotton Candy Fluff, Drama, General, Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, OC,
Tags: friendship,

Author's Notes:

Just wanted to see how this would be recieved here.

After the whole Jeremiah fiasco, Kurt was heartbroken. So, like every heartbroken bitch in movies, he decided to make Blaine jealous. He just needed a plan….

Cedes, I need a fake boyfriend, and Blaine to see us together. Any ideas? – Kurt :)

Boo, I have the best idea! I have a gay cousin, Blaines number, and a reason to hang out! Plan: I text Blaine to meet me at Breadstix, cuz "I dont really know him, and I want to know Kurts friends better", I get you and my cousin, Jake, to go on a "date" where Blaine sees you. Blam! He gets jealous; you get together, and make gay babies! – Mercedes J

Okay… I think that might work… Lets do it! – Kurt :)

We wont be making any gay babies though…. - Kurt :)

After a lot of work, the plan was in set.




One Week Later:

They were at Breadstix, looking couple-y, with Mercedes watching the door.

"Jake, I am so grateful. Any favors you need, dont hesitate to as—" Kurt tries to say to Jake.

"Hes here! Go!" Mercedes says as Blaine walks though the front door.

So Kurt goes hand in hand with Jake to accidentally bump into him.

"Blaine, funny seeing you here!" Kurt says, putting his acting classes to use.

A funny look flits across Blaines face. "Kurt, how nice to see you! I havent seen you since the GAP attack. And whos this?" Blaine says, jaw clenching (for reason unknown to Kurt, but know to about everyone in the whole freaking world!).

"Blaine, this is my boyfriend, Jake." Kurt says, looking smug.

"And how did you meet? If you dont mind me asking." Blaine says.

"We actually met at the mall, so we really have you to thank! Me and Kurt had some coffee and when I asked him out he said he was insterested with another guy" Blaines jaw clenches again, because Kurt even told him he was that other guy."But I still gave him my number and a few days ago he called and weve been on a few dates! Anyway, we dont want to keep you, well be off." Jake says, wanting Kurt to be with Blaine already. He met Blaine for a minute, but he already knew that him and Kurt were meant to be.

"Bye Kurt! Bye Jake." Blaine says, heartbroken that he found out his feelings for Kurt after he looked happy with some other guy.

"Hey Blaine." Mercedes says, knowing her plan worked.

Outside Breadstix:

"Kurt, as I said before, youre welcome. Now go in there, and get your guy!" Jake tells him once they walked out the door and hugged.

"Okay, thanks again Jake!" Kurt says as he goes back into the resturant. 

"Mercedes, if you dont mind, Id like to talk to Blaine for a minute." Kurt says and Mercedes leaves giving them as much privacy there was in a crowded resturant, but after giving him a knowing wink.

"Boyfriend leave already, Kurt?" Blaine says, looking glum.

"Blaine, hes not my boyfriend, I only told you that to make you jealous, and how I felt after you sang to that GAP worker with really frizzy hair that didnt return your feelings, which was a dumb move on his part by the way." Kurt says, guilty he made Blaine feel bad.

At this news, Blaine instantly brightened.

"So, I can ask you out, after telling you what a complete and utter idiot Ive been? Because, I really have. I projected my feelings for you onto Jeremiah, and then didnt know how to tell you I felt the same way, after doing what I did a week ago in the coffee shop. Im sorry." Blaine tells Kurt, taking his hand.

"Yes Blaine!" Kurt says giddily.

"Well then, Kurt Elizabeth Hummel, will you do me the honor of going out with me?" Blaine asks with a flourish.

"Ill do you one better, Blaine Devon Anderson. Ill be your boyfriend, and youll be mine."

And in that moment, everything was perfect.

They knew they had a long bumpy road ahead of them, but they also knew that arriving at the destination wouldnt be the same without it.

And they lived happily ever after.

The End.




Reviews are like a big greasy hamburger to a pregnant chick, much appreciated. :D :D


Comments

You must be logged in to add a comment. Log in here.