Kurt and Blaine were home alone. Again. And they were cuddling.

"Hey, honey, you know I love you right?" Kurt finally said.

"Yeah, babe, why?"

"It's just...okay don't freak, but I have a very addicting fetish that I'd like to try out on you."

Blaine smirked. "Lay it on me, babe."

"Gain a few pounds, please? I'm begging you!"

"Wait, what?" Blaine stared at his boyfriend.

"Gain some weight, Blaine. Trust me, you'd be really sexy if you did," Kurt begged.

"Well, if you want the truth, I've actually been wanting to cut back on the stupid workout and diet I'm on and just kick back and relax, you know?" Blaine smiled, glad that Kurt seemed to agree.

A large grin appeared on Kurt's face. "Just one thing."

"Hmm?" Blaine asked, smiling as he nuzzled up to his boyfriend.

"You'll let me feed you," Kurt stated.

"You just want an excuse to spoil me don't you? How did you know that's exactly what I wanted you to do?" Blaine moaned at the thought of Kurt feeding him treats every day.

"Wanna start now?" Kurt breathed in Blaine's ear.

Blaine's stomach growled loudly. "Yes please," he replied, giving his boyfriend puppy eyes.

"You willl sit here and get cozy. You will not leave this couch or I'll tickle you," Kurt said seriously as he hopped off the couch and headed into the kitchen. He had a feeling that he knew exactly what his boyfriend might be craving.

"Oh my god!" Blaine's mouth watered. "Chocolate chip cookies? Best friggin' boyfriend ever!" he sloppily kissed Kurt.

"Thanks, Blaine," Kurt laughed, "now let me help you stop looking like such a skeleton," he said, dangling a cookie in front of his boyfriend, who eagerly accepted it with a moan of pleasure.

"Do you have any idea how much I've been wanting one of those?"

"One?" Kurt gasped. "Oh no no no no no, Blaine. I would be a terrible boyfriend if I didn't let you indulge!" he held out another cookie for his boyfriend.

Soon the entire box was emptied and Blaine was pouting.

"Why did you have to run out?" he groaned.

"Poor baby," Kurt cooed, kissing his boyfriend on the lips. "Want some ice cream?"

"Is it chocolate?" Blaine looked up hopefully.

"Yes, Blaine, it's chocolate," Kurt rolled his eyes.

"You know my weaknesses," Blaine muttered as Kurt headed back into the kitchen.

It was an entire month later and Blaine had gained about twenty pounds.

They were alone once again at Kurt's house. His parents and Finn always seemed to be gone at the perfect time.

"I made you something I know you'll love," Kurt smiled devilishly as he sat Blaine down on the couch.

"Ooh! What is it?" Blaine asked, his stomach growling already in anticipation.

Kurt swept out of the kitchen, a large chocolate cake in his hands.

"Again! Best friggin' boyfriend EVER!" Blaine moaned as Kurt started feeding him large slices of cake.

"Yes, Blaine, I know I am," Kurt smiled, kneading his hands into Blaine's soft belly. "You know, I like you way better this way."

END