Kurt saw Blaine across the supermarket. He was buying Doritos. He was wearing nothing but a bowtie and a pizza box.

"So you like doritos?" Kurt asked him as he eyed the shelves containing bags and bags of tangy cheese goodness.

"Yeah. I like boys too" Blaine looked Kurt up and down.

"That's nice... I prefer Doritos" Kurt muttered distractedly.

"What about pizza? I make an excellent sausage one" said Blaine with a suggestive wink.

Kurt raised an eyebrow at Blaine, sparing him a glance from his beloved Doritos. "I like my pizza frozen."

"Good thing my freezers big enough for two."

Kurt gave him a dirty look and suddenly swept the whole shelf of chips into his trolley. "Don't worry" he whispered, as he wheeled them away protectively, "I love you the most."

"Have you ever let another man bury you alive under a mountain of Doritos so you have to eat your way out?" Blaine called after the retreating figure.

Kurt turned around slowly, popping open a bag of Doritos with an evil glint in his eye.

"We're gonna need more chips."