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You Know You love Me: Never Have I Ever


E - Words: 929 - Last Updated: Apr 28, 2012
Story: Closed - Chapters: 24/? - Created: Nov 13, 2011 - Updated: Apr 28, 2012
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Author's Notes: A short filler chapter, just something funny and general happiness!

“Let’s play never have I ever!” Aaron suddenly said as the credits rolled on the movie. Everyone looked at each other warily but slowly crowded to form a small circle on the floor, various bottles of liquor and shot glasses dotted around them.

“I’ll go first.” Santana said with a smirk. “Never have I ever had sex with twins.” She seemed pleased with herself, but Rachel looked confused and left her bottle on the floor.

Sebastian, Kurt, Blaine, Aaron and Puck all took a shot or gulp of their drink before looking around at each other and laughing.

“I totally knew it.” Santana added. “Okay, Anderson?” She looked to the boy on her left.

“Err...” he hesitated before turning to smile cockily at Santana. “Never have I ever made my gay best friend go to a sex store to buy myself a toy...”

“What happened to secrecy, Anderson?” she asked, cocking her eyebrow before taking a shot.

“Oh my god Santa-”

“Shut it, Berry.”

“Kurt,” Blaine said turning to him with a smile.

“Okay, uh...” he started, wringing his hands together before gazing up at each of the people in the circle. “Never have I ever watched porn involving people I know,” he pronounced the last few words prominently and twisted his head to stare at Marc.

Marc glared lightly at him but took a drink, along with Aaron and Puck.

“My turn,” Sebastian said happily. “Never have I ever spent a week with a guy tied to my bed.” He looked back to Kurt. “Drink it up, sweetheart.” He nudged Kurt’s bottle with his own, and smiled as Kurt took a drink. His eyebrows rose, however, when Blaine also took a drink.

“What about if you were the guy?” Aaron asked with an embarrassed laugh. Blaine snorted.

“Drink up” Sebastian repeated, pointing towards Aaron’s shot glass.

“Marcus,” Blaine said finally.

“Never have I ever had a threesome” Marc said effortlessly.

Blaine, Kurt, Sebastian, Aaron, Puck and Santana all took a drink. Rachel and Marc looked at each other and raised their eyebrows simultaneously.

Rachel was up next, and she thought long and hard about hers.

“Never have I ever made love,” She nudged her shoulder into Puck’s and took a shot as he did. Santana groaned unhappily. Marc and Sebastian both followed suite and Blaine and Kurt looked awkwardly at each other before Puck spoke.

“Never have I ever had hate sex” he took a drink himself, and laughed as Kurt and Blaine looked at each other and Blaine grinned, mumbling “Drink up baby,” before taking a shot himself.

Santana and Sebastian both took a shot and Aaron laughed. “Well well, we’re finding out a lot tonight, aren’t we?”

“Alright, Cooper. Give us your best.” Blaine announced, pointing at Aaron.

“With the amount of shit I know about you, Anderson?” Aaron countered. “Alright, never have I ever given a lap dance to a teacher, who paid for it and was gagged, tied up, a 35 year old married straight guy and all for an A on a subject which you ended up flunking anyway.” Blaine’s cheeks flushed red and he bought a bottle to his lips but then Aaron cut in. “I’m not done!” he was grinning so wide, Blaine wanted to slap him. “And then after all this kind of faded from memory, you then worked for 2 months in a strip club where you then had to give a strip tease to the same guy, who ended up coming in his pants after you ground your sweet little ass up against his dick, you had to let him rub against you, drag you down to grind against his dirty pants and soft cock until he ended up coming again just because he’d paid you for an hour, and all the while, you did this just for some money on the side of your grandparents being filthy rich.” He finished with a grin and raised his glass. “Blainers.”

Blaine’s face was beet red, and he took a shot from the centre of the circle and swallowed hard.

“Alright, my turn.” Blaine turned towards Aaron fully. Rachel moved to object – that they weren’t playing the game properly and it should be things that everyone can drink to, and that it wasn’t actually Blaine’s turn until after Santana – but Santana just laughed and told her to “shut the fuck up and enjoy the game” so she sat back into Puck’s arms and let Blaine turn on Aaron.

“Never have I ever-” he felt Kurt’s palm on the small of his back, and leant further into the touch before continuing. “hired a boat paid for by your trusting best friend to throw a party where you invited just preppy college guys who just so happened to be gay, and completely interested in guys like you, told them that they’d get on for free if they stripped down to their underwear before getting on, then by the time you’d gone far enough away from the coast, you dropped the anchor and decided that unless everyone was gonna have a sex party, they could swim back to shore. You had a sex party with 47 guys there and filmed the entire thing...something which I ended up with copies of...by the way, and then just when you think you’re done with having orgies or whatever, you then have a threesome with a guy who ended up being your step brother – and you even continued to fuck him once you were living together! - and his straight best friend, who is sitting...right...in....this...room.” Blaine finished with a grin, and all eyes dove straight to Puck.

End Notes: TBC I've already got quite a bit on the next chapter done, cause this wasn't even meant to happen, my imagination ran away with me and Aaron and Blaine have so much banter in my mind and I just needed to get it down!

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