April 28, 2013, 12:54 p.m.
Small Bump: Chapter Five
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"Okay so the bleachers plan didn't work, let's plan something else." Rachel suggested once they had returned sadly to the choir room after a failed mission.
"Just break into his locker and put up one of the sonogram pictures with a note telling him it's his." Santana said and Kurt shrugged.
"I guess I'll do that, but I think I'm going to try and talk to him first, but if I don't get to before glee I'll just sneak it in then so he'll find it Monday or something." Kurt replied.
"So what are we going to do in the meantime? You can still talk to him during his free last period, and before, during, and after glee club." Rachel added and everyone took a moment to think about it.
"What about that song by Ron Weasley?" Finn asked and Kurt laughed.
"Do you mean Ed Sheeran?" Kurt asked and Finn nodded.
"Yeah he has a song about a baby, do that one." Rachel smiled and Kurt shook his head.
"Are you kidding, the baby dies at the end of the song. I can't sing Blaine a song about a dead baby as a way to tell him we're having a baby." Kurt laughed and Santana rolled her eyes.
"Ughh this is so difficult, can't we just not tell him and let him figure it out for himself when your huge and call him from the hospital?" Finn asked and Kurt shrugged.
"I guess. But I really want to start telling people, and I can't do that until Blaine knows, otherwise he'll hear from someone who's not me." Kurt sighed and Santana stood up.
"Well we have to do something!" She exclaimed leaving the room.
"Where are you going?" Kurt yelled after her but received no response.
"Hey Mr. Schue, I need to steal Blaine real quick." Santana said marching into the old Spanish classroom. Wow, Blaine didn't even take Spanish last year he probably switched to be with Sam.
"Santana what are you doing here?" Mr. Schue asked and she ignored him.
"Blaine let's go now." Santana demanded and when Blaine didn't stand she forced her way in and grabbed his arm. "I said let's go." She said angrily and dragged him down the hall.
"Santana what are you doing? I was in the middle of class. Where are we going?" Blaine asked but Santana ignored him walking towards the choir room.
Before entering she stopped him and placed him against a row of lockers.
"Listen to me you little shit. Do you love Kurt?" She asked.
"What?" Blaine asked confused. "Santana if this is what you wanted to know you could have just texted me you didn't have to drag me out of class." Blaine said and Santana back him up further.
"I said, do you love Kurt?" She repeated herself.
"Yeah, why not? He's my best friend." Blaine answered and Santana shook him.
"God damn it Blaine. Either you love him or you don't. I don't want any of this best friend shit. So I'll rephrase my question. Do you love Kurt?" She asked and Blaine looked confused.
"You didn't rephrase it, that's exactly what I asked before. And why are you yelling at me. I don't think it's any of your business who I love." Blaine defended and Santana pushed him away.
"Get back to class, you don't deserve him." She said starting to walk away from him.
"What the hell Santana? You yank me from class, throw me against a locker, interrogate me, and then tell me to walk away and look at me like you're completely disgusted with me. And you know what maybe it's Kurt who doesn't deserve me. Who does he think he is thinking he can come back to Lima and demand I drop all my weekend plans because he wants some bootycall. Well guess what I've moved on. And he should too. You all should. You can't just come back to McKinley when you're bored. You can't sing songs in the quad because you miss the old days. It's time for him to grow up." Blaine yelled and Santana slapped him across the cheek.
"He has grown up, he had to. Because of you. And you know what he's more of a man than you'll ever be. So just leave." Santana yelled and Blaine flipped her off.
"Fuck you. You always were a bitch." Blaine retorted and walked back to his class.
"That's right walk away, you deadbeat. Its better you walk out of their lives now than later." Santana yelled down the hall and Blaine didn't even bother to look back.
"San, where'd you go? And what was with all the yelling?" Kurt asked when Santana walked back into the room, she looked up with tears in her eyes and Kurt ran to her. "Shh, it's okay. Everything's okay. What happened sweetheart, did someone hurt you. Are you okay?" Kurt soothed her tears dripping down the collar of his shirt.
"Blaine sucks." Santana cried into his shoulder and Kurt held him.
"Don't I know it." Kurt said with a lewd gesture earning a laugh from a weepy Santana.
"I'm still upset with him." Santana cried.
"I know baby, I know. Everything's gonna be okay, right? I promise." Kurt told her and he could feel her smile against his skin.
"What did the little douche box do to you?" Kurt asked and Santana giggled as she dried her tears.
"Douche box?" She questioned and Finn laughed.
"One time I asked Kurt to get me a juice box from the fridge and he told me Blaine had the last one and I was going to call him a douche bag but I was so upset over the juice box I mixed the words together." Finn explained and the group laughed.
"He really is a douche box." Santana laughed and hugged Kurt.
"Tell me 'bout it, stud." Kurt purred and Santana laughed.
"He needs to shape up, because you needs a man." Santana replied and Kurt laughed.
"That's it! Instead of telling him we can just put the picture in his locker and on the back and write 'you better shape up, 'cuz I need a man.' We can put it in his locker now so he'll get it before glee and he'll have to come and talk to you!" Finn suggested and they all agreed.
"Okay do you still remember his combination?" Santana asked as they approached the locker.
"No, I can't remember. Just pick the lock while I write the note." Kurt said pulling out the tiny picture of their tiny baby.
"Okay cool. We should mess shit up while we're in here though." Santana suggested and Finn and Rachel agreed.
"No guys, we have to be mature about this. Besides the bell is about to ring and we have to be out of sight when he comes to his locker before his free." Kurt reminded them and they work quickly on opening the locker and strategically placing the note, words facing forward.
"Okay now that we finished that I need you guys to help me set up some stuff on the stage for glee club." Finn said and they nodded, disappearing down the hall just as the bell rang.
"God you're so lucky Santana pulled you out of class and you missed that Spanish pop quiz Mr. Schue gave." Sam laughed and Blaine sighed.
"God that bitch is crazy, she slapped me and I have no idea why." Blaine laughed.
"Wow. Anyway do you have to go to your locker?" Sam asked and Blaine shook his head.
"Nah I have all the books I'll need for the weekend." Blaine replied walking past his locker.