Springtime in New York is absolutely breathtaking. It's beautiful and colorful and just full of life altogether. It's exciting and frantic and busy but in the most perfect combination imaginable. It's full of promise and hope and new beginnings. The air practically oozes determination as the rain washes over the city streets cleansing them in preparation of a new start, the foliage growing like dreams. New York in the springtime was magical.

"I hate spring." Rachel glowered as she blew her nose into probably the hundredth tissue she pulled out of her purse from the time she woke up that morning.

"Shut up Rach, it's beautiful. I love spring, it's my favorite season. It's so new and exciting." Kurt smiled fondly from where he sat on the fire escape watching the bustling streets on the busy April morning.

"How can anyone hate spring?" Santana asked as she pushed past Rachel to sit next to Kurt, dangling her feet through the railed balcony the escape provided.

Rachel blew her nose and Santana laughed. "Awwh come on Berry, surely a girl with a nose as big as yours doesn't have to deal with seasonal allergies." Santana smirked and Kurt grinned.

"It's not just the allergies I hate." She frowned wiping her already irritated nose. "And hey Kurt and Puck are the ones who stopped me from getting that nose job junior year so you can't make fun of me. Just everything about spring bothers me. The weather for starters, it's too hot for pants but too cold for shorts, just why? And everyone's walking around like they're hot stuff, like no sweetheart you're not gonna get that acting job just because you're young and full of dreams and it's spring. And the babies, good lord it's like everyone gets pregnant and pops out a baby just in time for summer to begin." Rachel rambled on.

"Someone's bitter. What's your favorite season? Fall, when everything starts to die? Or winter, when everything's already dead?" Kurt teased and Rachel frowned.

"Shut up or I'll push you over the fire escape." Rachel teased and Kurt stood up to defend himself. "April Fools. Jesus Kurt, I was just kidding." Rachel laughed.

"Oh god no, for some reason my brain didn't register that the first of April was April fool's day." Kurt frowned.

"Oh my god! I forgot too! Now I'm going to have to start planning an ultimate prank to get you guys!" Santana beamed and raced back into the apartment darting for her bed and grabbing a note book and her phone with a devilish smirk plastered on her face.

"Maybe we shouldn't have reminded her, now come on get dressed or we're going to be late for school." Rachel said and Kurt frantically tripped over his feet as he ran towards his closet.

"Shit, shit, shit. I didn't do any homework. Fuck all my teachers are going to murder me. What time is it?" Kurt yelled as he got dresses quickly.

"April fools! We're still on spring break silly!" Rachel laughed and Kurt playfully punched her arm.

"Fuck you Rachel." Kurt laughed.

"When and where?" She asked batting her eyelashes.

"Hmm how about right here and right now." Kurt said capturing her in a passionate and heated kiss, leaving her breathless and wanting more as he pulled away.

"April fools, sorry sweetheart I only like dick." Kurt teased and Rachel blushed a deeper shade of red as she brought her finger tips to brush across her lips.

"He's a good kisser ain't he?" Santana yelled and Kurt laughed loudly.

"Damn boo, Blainers is missing out." Rachel laughed not quite over the intimacy of the kiss.

"Fuck you." Kurt laughed and plopped down on Santana's bed to see what she had in store for them.

"Kurt, sweetie, can you do me a favor?" Santana asked and Kurt looked at her alarmed.

"Don't worry Princess this isn't your prank, this is for Blaine. I'm going to get all the New Directions too." Santana reassured him and he nodded.

"Okay, just call up Blainers, tells him you love him, and ask him to get back together." Santana began and Kurt frowned.

"I'm not gonna do that and then have you tell me to call him back later to say April fools, that's mean Satan." Kurt said closing the number he dialed by heart onto his phone.

"Fine, you're no fun." Santana pouted. "Hey Rach! Wanna do me a favor?" She asked batting her heavily mascaraed eyelashes and Kurt shoved her.

"Leave Finn alone." Kurt laughed and Santana frowned.

"Fine, but I'm going to get all of you before the days out." Santana warned and Kurt laughed.

Later that afternoon there was a knock at the door and Santana shrugged as Rachel continued to paint Santana's nails.

"Fine, I'll get it." Kurt frowned and opened the door to be greeted by a bouquet of red and yellow flowers in front of someone's face.

"Kurt, just let me talk." Flower face said and Kurt nodded silently, even though whoever was behind the flowers wouldn't be able to see him.

"Kurt, cheating on you was the worst thing I have ever done, and it haunts me to this day. You are the love of my life and I love you." The voice, Blaine, laughed awkwardly and got down on one knee.

"Kurt Hummel, I love you, you are my best friend, you're my missing puzzle piece and I need you in my life. You complete me Kurt. When I said every February you'll be my Valentine I didn't mean just a hook up at a wedding, I meant forever. We belong together Kurt. You and me, we're unstoppable. And I really fucked up, but I can't live without you. I need you. I love you." Blaine said and at this point Kurt had tears in his eyes as Blaine opened a small black ring box.

But inside there wasn't a ring, just a note. So Kurt picked it up and read it.

"April fools, bitch. Love, Santana <3"

"What the fuck!" Kurt said wiping away his tears and snatching the flowers away. "What the fuck Adam?" Kurt asked pouting and Adam couldn't help but laugh at how adorable Kurt pouting was.

"Sorry Kurt, Santana blackmailed me into it. She said she got rid of Rachel's prostitute and said she'd send the Daleks after me. Seriously I don't even look like the Doctor though." Adam explained and Kurt laughed, hugging his friend.

"I hate you Santana." Kurt turned around and glared at her and she laughed.

The rest of the day was spent much the same, Kurt, Adam, and Rachel falling victim to Santana's pranks.

"This has gotten out of hand." Kurt laughed dragging Rachel over to his dresser. "Look at all of my boxers." He demanded and Adam laughed following along to see what all the commotion was about. "Look at them!" Kurt repeated and Rachel opened the drawer pulling out a pair.

"The fucking crotch says 'property of the half-blood prince' I can't take it." Kurt laughed.

"She wrote 'registered sex offender' on the back of Adams shirt. I wasn't going to say anything." Rachel laughed and Adam whipped around like a dog chasing his tail trying to see it.

"Wanna get out of the house? I'll lend you a shirt." Kurt laughed and they both nodded.

"While were out we should stop in one of those minute clinics to get our physicals updated for NYADA's spring semester, I know Kurt's is outdated and mine will be next week." Rachel suggested and Kurt and Adam agreed.

Adam got a call from his roommate saying their dorm was on fire and he immediately departed, telling Kurt and Rachel he'd see them later.

Kurt got a text from Santana telling him to tell Adam April fool's but it was too late so Kurt and Rachel figured they'd just go ahead with their doctor plans.

They took Kurt in first, standard physical stuff: height, weight, vision test, reflexes, pee in a cup, listen to your heart beat, and he was out in about ten minutes.

As he waited for his results and filled out physical form Rachel was tested and observed and sent back out to wait with Kurt in the lobby.

Kurt was flipping through an outdated magazine when the doctor he had seen stood in front of him, "Mr. Hummel, you're uh results are in." He said and Kurt looked up only to be greeted with a confused expression.

"Can you follow me to an empty room, I have some news for you and I'd like to run some more tests." The doctor said and Rachel looked worried. "You may come as well, if Kurt wants." He added and Rachel followed intrigued.

"Okay Kurt, this may be a little alarming to hear so I'll start off slowly. Have you ever heard of the carrier gene?" The doctor asked and Kurt shook his head no.

"It's when a man can become pregnant and carry children, he's a carrier. Are you a carrier Kurt?" Rachel asked excitedly and Kurt grew paler if that was physically possible.

"Kurt, I have reason to believe you are indeed a carrier and you're pregnant, we need to run some more tests though, if that's okay." He explained and Kurt felt dizzy.

"Have you been experiencing any symptoms lately?" he asked and Kurt had to think.

"I've been feeling kind of sick lately, like I just throw up for no reason what so ever. I don't think that I could be pregnant though." Kurt faltered remembering the countless, unprotected times, he and Blaine had had sex in that hotel room the night of the wedding.

"Oh god." Kurt frowned and the doctor began setting up a machine.

"If you could just lift up your shirt." The doctor asked and Kurt did accordingly, cold jelly like goo being spread across his abdomen and a monitor showing a black and gray picture of gibberish and blobs that made no sense to Kurt.

"Oh my god Kurt! Look you can see its head and oh my god you're pregnant." Rachel said and sure enough Kurt could see a tiny head and quite possibly a little foot.

"You're not quite ten weeks yet, but you are indeed pregnant. Do you hear that? It's your baby's heartbeat. Congratulations Mr. Hummel." The Doctor explained and Kurt froze, the only sound he was hearing was the steady heartbeat of the child growing inside of him.

Rachel and Kurt left the clinic not really saying anything until they were seated on the subway.

"Whose is it?" Rachel asked and Kurt felt a little insulted that she would even have to ask.

"There's only one person's it could be." Kurt said softly.

"Blaine." Rachel said, the name sounding so far away to her ears.

"How was the doctor's office? Is Adam's dorm okay?" Santana questioned as they walked in, Kurt walking right past her and collapsing on his bed.

"Kurt's pregnant." Rachel whispered and Santana laughed.

"You gotta be shitting me! Oh wow that was the best April fool's joke all day, oh my god I almost believed you for a second." Santana laughed grabbing her sides.

Rachel dug in her purse and pulled out a tiny black and gray sonogram, handing it silently to Santana.

"Oh fuck. Fuck, Kurt's pregnant." Santana said snatching the picture and studying it closely.

"Fuck." She repeated before joining Kurt in his bed, wrapping her arms around his shaking body as the tears consumed him.

"It's going to be okay." Rachel said laying on the other side of him.

"Everything's going to be okay." Santana spoke softly.

"I told you I hated spring, everyone's popping out babies." Rachel joked and the three of them laughed.

"Everything will be okay." Kurt said, whether he was reassuring them or himself no one could tell.