June 19, 2012, 4:32 p.m.
Emergency Exit: I Want A Way Out
Emergency Exit: I Want A Way Out: Should Have Let the Phone Keep Ringing
E - Words: 1,129 - Last Updated: Jun 19, 2012 Story: Complete - Chapters: 27/27 - Created: May 30, 2012 - Updated: Jun 19, 2012 814 0 2 0 0
Kurt turned on the television and sat down on his bedgesturing for Blaine to join him.
Blaine sat down and gently wrapped his arms around hisboyfriend trying to be delicate and not hurt him, but only making their lightcuddling really awkward.
“Blaine you’re being stupid.” Kurt mumbled.
“I don’t want to hurt you.” Blaine said sadly.
“Oh you. Come here.” Kurt sighed as he sat up and pulledBlaine up with him.
Kurt grabbed Blaine’s face and lifted up his chin so hewould look at him. “Blaine look at me.” He did. “I am fine. You aren’t going tohurt me. You’re not the hurting me. If anything it’s comforting to have youhere with me. I’m fine. I love you. Okay?”
“Okay fine. Love you too. I just I care you know.” Blainesaid shyly.
“I know you care. That’s what makes you the amazingboyfriend you are.” Kurt said cheerily and gave his boyfriend a chaste littlekiss. It was short and sweet, but also reassuring.
“Fine. Fine. But we still need to talk later-” Blainestarted to say.
“Ughhh about what!?!” Kurt practically cut him offpractically whining.
“Don’t think I haven’t noticed how depressed you’ve beenlately. You’re letting this get to you Kurt and it’s unhealthy. You hardly evereat. You’ve lost so much weight. I know how stressed you are. I can see howhurt you are in your eyes. Just know that I’m here for you. Okay?” Blaine saidas he pulled Kurt closer to hug him.
“So much weight? Comeon now I know I had a little baby fat but was I that big that I lost so much weight?” Kurt teased.
“That’s not what I meant.” Blaine said baffled.
“I know. I’m joking.” Kurt said quietly.
“Sorry.” Blaine mumbled.
“No I’m sorry. I’m sorry I have to make everything seriousin my life a joke. And I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner that I was stillgetting bullied at McKinley.” Kurt started.
“No it’s fine. Hey look at me.” Blaine said pulling Kurt’sface to look at him. “I’m sure Finn’s got your back, and I’m sure you canhandle it. But I’m more worried about you. You’re so depressed lately you know?I just want you happy. So cheer up! Okay?” Blaine said.
“You know what would make me happy?” Kurt said with a wink.
Blaine pulled Kurt closer to his body so he was almoststraddling him. He kissed the corners of his mouth and his temple near his swolleneye. He kissed the shades of purple and blue that covers his face. He kissedhis way down Kurt’s neck. Sucking at the spot where Kurt’s collarbone meets hisneck.
Kurt let out a moan and ran his fingers through Blaine’shair and pulled to his advantage. Pulling Blaine towards his face so he couldkiss his lips.
The kiss was slow at first. Not as passionate as they wereused to, it was more so comforting. As Blaine slid his tongue against Kurt’slips asking permission to enter he grinded his hips down on top of Kurt’s.
Kurt’s lips parted with a moan allowing their tongues tomeet. The kiss became filled with passion and heat. Heat that was slowly movingsouth as Blaine continued to grind their slightly hard cocks together.
The kiss was interrupted when the house phone on the nightstand rung. Blaine started to pull away but Kurt held him firm. Whispering againsthis lips “I’m sure Finn will pick it up.” The two continued to kiss as thephone continued to ring.
“For the love of god!” Kurt exhaled as he got up to reachfor the phone.
“Thought you didn’t believe in God?” Blaine teasedpractically in a fit of laughter at his own joke.
Kurt couldn’t help but think about how nerdy and adorableBlaine was as he picked up the phone.
“Hello?” Kurt asked.
“Hi um ma’am is Kurt there?”
Blaine couldn’t help but laugh over hearing the voice on theother line. Kurt shot Blaine his best bitch glare as he breathed in heavily- “Thisis he.” Kurt said trying to lower his voice.
“Oh um. Hi Kurt.”The voice on the other end replied.
“So who’s this?” Kurt asked confused.
“Oh it’s um Karofsky.”
“Uh- um what do you want? How’d you get my number? Is thislike in Scream? Are you gonna ask mequestions and then kill me? I don’t even like scary movies. Is the answerMichael Myers? Am I gonna die now?” Kurt practically in hysterics as he beganto ramble.
“What the fuck?” Blaine whispered as he got closer to Kurt.
“What? No don’t be ridiculous. You’re house number is thesame as Finn’s. Are you gay and stupid?” Karofsky asked.
“Right.” Kurt had been too busy overreacting to think ofthis. “Oh did you want to talk to Finn? He’s upstairs give me a sec—FINN!!!Phone’s for you!!!! Blaine, honey, go get Finn for me.—hang on a minute he’llbe right there.”
“No. Kurt. I called asking for you. I wanted to talk to you.”Karofsky mumbled.
Kurt froze. “What? Why do you want to talk to me? Please don’tkill me!” Kurt said shaking with fear.
“No no. Don’t be stupid. I wanted to- I wanted to see if youwanted to go out with me this weekend-On a date?” Karofsky asked.
Overhearing this Blaine kicked into over jealous boyfriendmode and was over in Kurt’s lap in a matter of minutes holding him close. Kissinghis neck. Awaiting his BOYFRIEND’sanswer.
Kurt still too shocked to say anything didn’t answer fillingthe air with an awkward silence.
“Kurt? Are you still there?”
“Yes.”
“Alright sweet! Score! I’ll see you tomorrow. Can’t wait forour date. Just don’t tell anyone. Or I’ll get you.” Karofsky threatened as hehung up the phone.
“NOOOOO I’M MEANT YES AS IN I WAS STILL THERE ON THEPHONE!!!!!!! I DON’T WANNA GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!” Kurt screamedinto the other line to only hear the dial tone in return.
Kurt turned to Blaine with pleading eyes.
“If I wasn’t so pissed my boyfriends going on a date withsomeone else this weekend this whole situation would be hysterical.” Blaineteased and started to laugh until he saw the hurt in Kurt’s eyes.
“Kurt? I’m sorry I didn’t mean it like that. I was joking. I’msorry I’m stupid.”
“Blaine? I can’t cancel because he’ll kill me. And I can’tgo because he’ll probably kill me or force another disgustingly gross kiss onmy with his chapped lips—plus I’m dating you. And I can’t tell anyone becausehe’ll kill me. What do I do Blaine? I’m so scared.” Kurt spoke quietly still shakenup.
“Hey Kurt youalright? I heard screaming?” Finn started as he saw Kurt on the verge of tearsbeing held in Blaine’s arm. “Blaine? Whatcha do?” Finn accusingly asked.
“HE. Didn’t do anything.” Kurt snapped.
“Tell him Kurt. Tell him or I will. He’s in this too.”Blaine spoke.
Kurt explained to a surprised Finn everything that had justhappened.
“Aww so my little brother’s dating a football player” Finnteased almost amused.
“Not if I have anything to do about it.” Blaine panted. Stillcuddling in his boyfriends lap marking his territory with a trail of hickeysdown the side of Kurt’s neck.
“We’ll figure something out. Don’t worry about it.” Finnsighed.“Tomorrow’s going to be great.” Kurt said sarcastically.
Comments
Okkk... Little overreacting with the phonecall there but ok XD Still funny and cute.
Thanks, yeah it was a bit much. but thanks for reading!