The party was in full swing and I was feeling a little buzzed. Finn and Puck had just lifted me to do a keg stand and I was having a great time.

I was introduced to everyone and they all seemed like such nice people.

The girls I had been introduced to as Tina and Rachel were singing Just Dance and dancing around tipsily while everyone laughed and drank.

They ended and Santana grabbed Kurt and pulled him up with her and the both danced on top of the counter singing Bottoms Up. It was really quite the sight they were grinding together and slurring all their words as they tried to rap the Nicki Manaj part. It was really quite funny and I could help but laugh.

Santana and Kurt took a bow which led to Santana almost falling off the counter and Kurt laughing hysterically and until she gave her an ice cold bitch glare. Then the both laughed and she kissed his cheek and jumped off the counter.

Kurt laughed and sat down of the counter. I was standing next to him and asked him if I could get him a drink. He smiled devilishly and started singing to me.

“Baby girl, what’s your name? Let me talk to you; let me buy you a drink. I’m T-Pain, you know my. Konvict Music, Nappy boy. I know the club close at three, what’s the chances of you rollin wit me? Back to the crib, show you how I live, let’s get drunk forget what we did. Imma buy you a drank. Imma take you home with me, I got money in the bank shawty whachu think bout that?” He sang laughing hysterically.

I couldn’t help but laugh, he was absolutely adorable. I got him a drink and we both sat there talking for a while. I got to know him pretty well, and he’s really funny.

We were in the middle of a conversation when Puck stood up on top of the counter Kurt was sitting on and clapped to get everyone’s attention.

“We drunk enough to play our game?” He asked and everyone cheered in response.

I laughed and turned to Kurt, “What game? And should I be concerned that it doesn’t even have a name?” I laughed.

“That’s the last thing you should be concerned about right now.” He smiled grabbing my hand and leading me back to the living room.

“So explain this so called game to me.” I laughed, he still hadn’t let go of my hand and I was really really happy.

“Well for starters Puck came up with it.” He laughed. “Okay our game is like the love child of all party games.” He smiled. “It’s a mix between, truth or dare, spin the bottle, never have I ever, strip poker, uno, seven minutes in heaven, monopoly, go fish, and chess.” He laughed.

“What? That’s crazy.” I smiled in amazement.

“Here I’ll explain it to you.” He laughed. “So monopoly money is evenly distributed and you hold on to that because you’ll need it throughout the game. Cards are placed in the center of the circle and everyone takes one. Whoever gets an Ace becomes either the King or Queen. Then the King or Queen has to come up with a dare. Then two Pawns are selected via spin the bottle. Then everyone, if you have never done the dare before you shed one article of clothing. If you have you take a shot. The pawns do the dare, and they have the length of an entire song to complete it, you may not need the whole length of the song but if you go over everyone takes a shot. If the dare is too much you can opt out of it by paying off the King or Queen with your monopoly money. However, if everyone else really wants to see the dare they can all put it to a vote and pay the bank. After the dare is completed a new King or Queen is selected. If clothing comes off during a dare it stays off, when you’re down to your last article of clothing you yell uno and everyone does a body shot off of you. The last person still dressed has to do whatever the entire group comes up with as an ultimate dare.” He smiled.

“That sounds complicated but really fun!” I laughed.

“Oh and at some point the King or Queen fails to come up with a dare they then pick from this pile of cards, one, two, or three. Like the bases. Also throughout the entire game every time someone says fuck, everyone takes a shot. That’s all you need to know.” He smiled.

“I’m ready let’s play!” I laughed.

We all sat down in a circle on the living room floor. We were each given our monopoly money and picked our cards from the center of the circle.

Rachel picked the Ace and her dare was a kiss. Everyone laughed and called her a whimp. She spun the bottle and it landed on Kurt. He smiled excitedly and I prayed the bottle would land on me. However, it landed on Quinn instead.

Both Mercedes and I took our shoes off. “Never been kissed, huh?” Santana winked at me and everyone laughed.

Puck hit play on the iPod and Kurt burst into laughter as I Kissed a Girl rang out on the speakers.

Was it sad that I was a little jealous that Kurt was kissing Quinn? They were more than kissing; they were full on making out. She was on top of him and you could tell they were using tongue. I was really jealous. They both laughed and Kurt kissed her on the forehead and they both separated.

Next Finn picked the Ace, “Um I dare you to um, um, um.” He stammered. “You suck at this, take a wild card.” Mercedes laughed. He picked up the two card and he, Rachel, Kurt, Mercedes, Artie, Sam, and I lost an article of clothing. While the rest of the group took a shot.

He spun the bottle and it landed on Puck and Brittany and he fingered her while singing along to Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

Next Quinn drew the Ace and decided on lap dance as her dare. They decided that if you had either done or given one you should take a shot. Everyone except for Puck lost another layer of clothing. Quinn spun the bottle and it landed on Kurt. Again I was really hoping I’d get picked, but instead it was Santana who stood up excitedly and grabbed a chair.

“Puck, put on Hips Don’t Lie” She laughed.

“I am not giving you a lap dance to that song.” Kurt smiled.

“Come on Hummel, your hips and that fine ass are like your only good features, this song is perfect.” She teased.

“Just pick another song” He laughed.

She laughed and changed the song.

Cyclone started playing and Kurt walked seductively over to where she was sitting. He did a high kick over her head and placed it on the other side so he was standing with her legs between his. He lowered himself and grinded against her seductively. He moved his arms up and down her body and caressed her thighs. He continued grinding against her kissing her neck, rolling his hips up and down as she let out breathy moans.

She cried out a little bit and he stood up laughing, “Ew Santana. You’re wet. That’s gross.” He laughed taking a seat back in the circle everyone staring at him in amazement.

“Shit Hummel. You made my cum. God if you weren’t gay, the things I’d do to you.” She winked.

“That was hot.” I laughed.

Next Mercedes was the Queen and she decided on kissing as a dare. Again she and I removed clothing and the pawns were selected to be Finn and Puck. They complained that it was too gay and tried to opt out of it but everyone paid for them to do it. The first beat of the song hadn’t even played and they were already done with their little peck.

Sam picked the Ace, but couldn’t decide on a dare so he ended up choosing a wild card. He chose the three and the first Pawn was Kurt who took his second to last article of clothing off and yelled uno. Mercedes, me, Rachel, Finn, and Artie also shed clothing while everyone else took a shot.

Santana set up a body shot on Kurt and everyone formed a line. He was beautiful laid out like that. I liked the salt, took the shot, and bit the lime, my mouth lingering on his for awhile, when I pulled away he smiled and my life felt complete.

We sat back down and Sam spun the bottle again for the second Pawn and it landed on me.