Kurt, Blaine and The Cucumbers
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Kurt, Blaine and The Cucumbers: Stars and Ex-boyfriends


E - Words: 1,186 - Last Updated: Jul 20, 2012
Story: Closed - Chapters: 26/? - Created: Feb 04, 2012 - Updated: Apr 13, 2022
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Author's Notes: HI GUYS, if you follow toastie on twitter and have asked for updates i hope you enjoyed the nice spoiler this week... because it will be the last!!Okay the winner of the 3 month anniversary Charater competetion is.....Lauren, Linda, Lou, Kelsey and Zach... seeing as we had so few enteries and they were all so great and good charaters to write so we are writing all three congats you guys we will contact each of you shortly with details on where your charater will come and how he/she will enter and thier storyline hope you enjoy this weeks chapter :)
Kurt was nervous about the camping trip for some reason… It had taken a lot of convincing for Burt to let him go, but Kurt was persistent , and Blaine really wanted him to be there. Once the car was packed up they set off the few miles to the large field where they were going to camp.

“So,” said Nick hungrily “What we got to eat”

Blaine and Kurt were putting up their tent, well Blaine was putting up the tent Kurt was handing him the bits and pieces and staring openly at his boyfriend’s ass.

“Well, Carole Packed some cucumber sandwiches, and a fruit salad” said Kurt distractedly as he handed tent pegs to Blaine.

“You know guys you could always help us out here, instead of thinking about your stomachs” said Blaine hammering a pin into the ground. “Or better yet put up your own tent.”

“But Blaine, you’re almost done and you know how antsy Jeff gets when he doesn’t have food” said Nick gently shoving his Boyfriend “We’ll put ours up after we’ve eaten, I’m afraid Jeff might eat me otherwise, he’s been eyeing me up for fifteen minutes.”

Once Blaine had finished putting up the tent Kurt laid out a blanket for them to sit on, Nick and Jeff sat, Jeff resting his head on Nick’s shoulder. Kurt placed plates and the sandwiches in the middle of the blanket. Whilst Blaine pours four glasses of sparkling cider and they began to eat.

When the sandwiches were finished Kurt whipped out the aerosol whipped cream and fruit salad. Blaine squirted cream on a fat, juicy, red strawberry and tapped it on Kurt’s nose and the popped it in Kurt’s mouth.

Jeff looked jealous of the gesture but Nick was too busy putting up the tent to notice. When Nick had finished Jeff was pouting on the corner of the blanket.

“What’s up with Jeff?” asked Nick, in hushed tones.

“We don’t know.” said Blaine, his arm draped over Kurt shoulders. “He was sat there eating some fruit salad and glancing over at you and then…”

“Okay” Nick whispered “I’ll go talk to him”

************

Nick shuffled over to Jeff and put an arm round his shoulder

“Jeff, honey, what’s wrong?” he asked.

“I Just… I just miss when we we’re in that honeymoon phase” he said honestly

“What?!?” said Nick “We’re not out of the honeymoon phase”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah, honey… what made you think that we weren’t?” said Nick kissing his boyfriends forehead

“Oh, nothing… never mind.” said Jeff leaning in and attempting to kiss his boyfriend, but Nick turned his head.

“It must be something, Please tell me.”

“No you’ll think I’m silly”

“Please…” he said giving boyfriend his best puppy dog look.

“Okay… it’s just I felt like you weren’t giving me you full attention like Blaine does for Kurt”

“Oh honey,” he said pulling him in to a tight embrace “I’m sorry, I love you. You know that right, I’d never think anything you say is silly okay, so just tell me if something is bothering you, okay and I’ll tell you deal?”

“Okay deal.” said Jeff smiling.

Then Nick lent in and kissed his boyfriend, leaning in to him until they were lying flat on the ground. Nick started to pull away but Jeff grabbed his boyfriends t-shirt and pulled him in to a deep kiss.

“I Love You” said Nick

“Love You More” said Jeff

“Love You Most” said Nick grinning.

************

As the sun set the boys were snuggled up with their significant others, watching the sky change from blue to orange to pink to a deep red to finally black when all the stars were shining. The boys were engaged in conversation.

“So, how are the Warblers’ rehearsals going? Doing any good songs?” said Kurt smiling.

“They’re going well, but you know we are not at liberty to discuss song selections, despite all the things you do to our lead” said Jeff winking “For all we know you could just be spying on us to get a leg up at regionals”

“Damn, Jeff… You just ruined our plan. Sorry Blaine we’ll have to break it off I was just using you to get information on the Warblers, but seen as the plan failed thanks to Jeff, I guess I’ll have to give-up”

As Kurt made to get up Blaine’s grip on his waist tightened, and he pulled him back down to the blanket. He held him down kissing his ear lobe.

“You’re not going anywhere, you can’t leave for two reasons, one I’ve got you captive, The Warblers torture the spies, and two you love me too much.” said Blaine grinning.

“You Wish…” laughed Kurt.

“What you don’t love me?” asked Blaine, sounding defeated.

“Of course not I faked it all, just to gain your trust” he said sarcastically, and turning his head to kiss his boyfriends nose. “So how long is the torturing procedure? It’s just I have a covert New Directions meeting at midnight.”

“Well” said Blaine “It starts with a tickle fight”

Not seconds after he said that Blaine’s fingers began to dig into his ribs, making him squirm and squeal.

“N-n-n-n-no Blaine, p-p-pleases s-s-s-stop” Kurt pleaded.

“Nope you are a spy and to have suffer the consequences” Blaine laughed.

“No I-i-i-I’m not a spy, I L-l-l-l-love you r-r-rea-l-l-l-llly Bl-bl-blaine” he said his voice higher than usual.

“Oh?” He said continuing to tickle the boy in resting on his chest “How so?”

“V-v-v-very much, Oh so very much” said Kurt tears forming in his eyes.

“Hmm…” said Blaine still prickling the other boy with his fingers. “I see well I’ll have to think about that won’t I? I’ll just keep tickling unti-”

Blaine found Kurt’s lips firmly planted on his. He rolled over so he was positioned on top of Kurt and deepened the kiss, Blaine’s tongue traced Kurt’s mouth begging for access, Kurt’s lips soon parted allowing Blaine’s tongue to enter, Blaine swirled his tongue around Kurt’s mouth tasting every inch. Fireworks were going off behind his eyelids. He could feel himself growing hard, he knew that this was moving too fast but he couldn’t draw himself away, Kurt tasted far too good. When he’d finally regained enough brain capacity he managed to pull away.

“Wow, okay so maybe you do love me” said Blaine, smirking

“Of course I love you, even if you are a gullible idiot”

“Hey!” said Blaine moping

Kurt pulled him it to a hug, kissing his neckline.

“But you my gullible idiot”

************

Kurt and Blaine we’re sat in their tent snuggle up in the sleeping bags they’d joined together.

“So, Blaine besides Logan, Have you dated anyone else.”

“No, Logan was my first boyfriend, I didn’t come out until I was at Dalton, and I’d seen the way people like us got treated in my home town so I hid… My dad really didn’t approve, he still doesn’t that’s why I board, He beat me up and made me board at Dalton, he even banned me from seeing Cooper and Sarah, but Sarah now lives with Cooper when he moved out”

“Oh...” said Kurt “Sorry to hear about you dad…”

“Don’t mind about him. So, Kurt” said Blaine “Tell me, what do I have to compete with, Past boyfriend wise. ”

“Okay but you have to tell me about you and Logan afterwards”

“Deal.”

“So his name was Morgan…”

End Notes: So... what did Logan and Morgan do to our poor Klaine boys? hope you enjoyed the Fluff... there is some more to come shortly ;) but hope you enjoyed the chapter as always please review - ToastieP.S thank you to Pauline and Chelsea for HC help on this Chapter

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so i should get a special spoiler for my birthday...just gonna throw that out there. haha. once again i thoroughly enjoyed this chapter. you are an incredible writer. cannot wait for next week!love,kelsey

Finally we are going to find out about Morgan and Logan! Can't wait! Do you really have to update only once a week? :/

I love where this story is going,but please acknowledge use or at least inspiration from CP Coulter's characters? Not doing so is plagiarism.

I will when he is properly fully introduced with in the next few chapters... as he is only mentioned in passing so when we go in to detail about him i will