July 20, 2012, 1:51 p.m.
Kurt, Blaine and The Cucumbers: Texts and Plans
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(21:30) Kurt, are you home okay, it just you didn’t text me and I was a bit worried :)
(21:33) Ah, Sorry! My mind must have been elsewhere, I got home fine!
(21:34) Phew… okay good, I’m glad
(21:35) I Had fun tonight!
(21:36) Yeah? Me too, I really like spending time with you Kurt
(21:38) Erm would you like to meet me on Saturday for coffee, I would stick to our usual Sunday slot but my brother and sister are visiting on Sunday ;)
(21:39) Likewise, Blaine. And sure, Saturdays completely fine, I’m glad you’re getting to see your brother and sister! You haven’t told me much about them. What’re they like?
(21:39) Great! No I haven’t, Sarah is adorable, really sweet, she got that from mom, she’s 16 … Cooper is great he’s 26, very protective he’s a substitute teacher, he protected me when my dad… nevermind, that’s more of a story for another time and in person… sorry.
(21: 41) They sound lovely. And that story: You know I’m here, Always.
(21:43) Thanks Kurt, likewise okay :). They are amazing I haven’t seen them in a while
(21:45) Thanks :) I can sense your excitement from your texts!
(21:46) Am I that obvious, damn… I’ll have to tone it down a bit ;)
(21:47) But I am so excited about meeting them… I’ve really missed them
(21:48) There’s no need to tone anything down! That’s really sweet; I bet they’ve missed you too!
(21:49) OKAY THEN OH MY GOD I’M SOO LOOKING FORWARD TO SUNDAY!!!!!
(21:50) Look I dialled it up a bit ;)
(21:52) I’M EXCITED FOR SATURDAY. WOO.
(21:53) ME TOO, I GET TO HAVE COFFEE WITH MY AMAZING BEST FRIEND!!!!!!! :D
(21:53) Me to! What a coincidence!
(21:54) Wow that’s freaky…
(21:57) My best friend is kind of freaky.
(21:58) Hey!
(21:59) Well mine is too, he kinda makes up for it though he’s soo sweet.
(22:05) Ha-ha. Well mines pretty adorable. I think mine is better than yours.
(22:07) Yeah right, mine beats yours hands down… he puts up with me for starters
(22:11)Blaine. I do not put up with you.
(22:12) Awww, really?
(22:14) Of course not!
(22:15) Of course not really? Or of course you don’t put up with me?
(22:18) Sorry. Of course I don’t put up with you. There’s nothing to put up with, I like you Blaine, for being you.
(22:19) Awww, thank you Kurt, and I like you for being you, that’s why I’m writing this essay :)
(22:23) I feel like I should write an essay about you! But the only essay I have to write is about the Second World War. You’re not exactly Hitler, Blainey.
(22:25) I could be Hitler… but I’m not a very good essay topic… Blainey? Really Kurtsie…
(22:25) ;)
(22:27) You’d be a great essay topic. Think about the many paragraphs I’d write about your hair gel. And Kurtsie? Realllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
(22:29) Dapper Dan and I are good friends… and they don’t really like loose hair at Dalton they don’t appreciate my curls… it’s become habit and Yes if you call me Blainey then you are Kurtsie
(22:32) I Like your curls. What if I call you Blainers?!
(22:32) Blainers would work ;) I like Blainers :D
(22:33) Kurtsie ;)
(22:33) Kurty?
(22:33) Hummelmister?
(22:35) If I get called any of those I will pee on everything you love.
(22:35) Of course your highness, what would you deign to be called *bows*
(22:37) I am 7th in line for the throne, so I’d watch it with your sarcasm sweetheart.
(22:38) Well in that case I beg your forgiveness…your almost royal majesty
(22:41) You’re forgiven, little Blainers.
(22:43) Little?!?! That’s it King or not you are now called Kurtsie
(22:44) I’ll have you know I’m not short I’m vertically challenged
(22:45) Gravity just likes me
(22:48) It must like you a lot!
(22:49) Hey watch it Hummelmister, or forever feel the wrath of my hobbitiness
(22:53) It is on like donkey Kong!
(22:54) Bring it!
(22:59) Goodnight Blaine. X
(23:00) Night night Kurty x
(22:00) Hey Rach!
(22:01) Hey, well someone is sounding very happy, what happened on your date with Blaine?
(22:06) We watched a movie. And then he was tickling me and he was just really close for second and Rachel my god I love him.
(22:07)Awww Kurt and Blaine Sitting in a tree… but what are you going to do honey.
(22:13)I don’t know! What should I do?!
(22:14) Well, I think you should tell him…
(22:19) But how?!
(22:20) Just be honest with him, like just go ‘Blaine I need to tell you something’ and then tell him.
(22:24) But what if it freaks him out and then he hates me? I can’t lose Blaine.
(22:26) Honey, he likes you…
(22:27) okay how about this then next time you see him try to find out how he sees the relationship but without directly asking.
(22:28) I’m seeing him on Saturday. I could do it then!
(22:29) Great, so are you just going to tell him or test the water…
(22:31) Both, I guess? I’ll test the water first.
(22:32) Good Luck honey, has he done anything lately to suggest he’s changed his mind?
(22:34) The tickle incident, we both kinda just stopped and stared at each other for a really long time.
(22:35) Oooh what tickle incident? When you were watching the movie?
(22:36) Oh, he just started a tickle fight after the movie and was kind of climbing all over me.
(22:37) That’s sooo adorable, well if that isn’t change I don’t know what is, he likes you Kurt.
(22:38) I like him Rach! I’m gonna get some beauty sleep so I’ll see you tomorrow. Night x
(22:39) Sweet dreams of loverboy night, we’ll discuss wedding plans tomorrow.
(23:34) Nick!
(23:35) Blaine!
(23:36) Guess what?
(23:37) What?!
(23:38) Guess!!!!
(23:39) OMG YOU KISSED KURT? FINALLY!!!
(23:40) No Nick, close though guess again?
(23:42) YOU TOLD HIM HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HIM?
(23:43) Getting warmer…
(23:43) TELL ME ALREADY BLAINE.
(23:44) I’M GOING TO TELL HIM ON SATURDAY!!! I’ve been thinking a lot about it in the past few hours and you know we had that tickle fight?
(23:45) Ahh! That’s awesome Blaine! And the tickle fight where you really wanted to kiss him?
(23:46) Yeah! You have no idea how much I wanted too Nick, I’ve wanted to for weeks
(23:47) I still don’t see why you didn’t…
(23:51) Because I hadn’t thought about really actually telling him, I didn’t want to screw up like I did before, I need time to plan how I’m going to tell him and exactly what I’m going to say because if I don’t he’ll do his magic spell and turn me to a blathering idiot…
(23:53) There’s other ways he could turn you into a blathering idiot if you tell him. You’ll be fine, just tell him.
(23:55) Nick! Yeah, yeah okay yes I’ll tell him. night Nick I should get some sleep ive got Murdoch first and there is no way I’m falling asleep you know who he’ll pair me with for ‘catch-up’ if he catches me.
(23:56) Yeah, I know, it sucks. I’ll see you tomorrow, I think we have math! Goodnight.
Wednesday 22nd February
(08:30) Good Morning, Kurtsie
(08:37) No
(08:38) It’s too early for that
(08:39) What for the Good Morning or the Kurtsie?
(08:42) Both, but good morning Blaine! X
(08:43) Good Morning… again I think you need your coffee… don’t you?
(08:45) Coffee would be so good right now.
(08:46) *Sends virtual coffee* I’m on my way to class right now but I have an off period after lunch period if you’d like meet for coffee?
(08:50) We don’t have too, it was just an idea
(08:55) I’d love too. The lima Bean?
(08:57) Yeah see you about 1?
(08:59) I’ll be there. Gotta go, class is starting!
(10:43) Morning, are we thinking reddish place settings?
(10:44) Yes, a nice romantic feel for the reception.
(10:46) Awwh, it’s going to be so good.
(10:47) I…WE … need your creative eye to get it just right… if your outfits are anything to go on… by the way might I be able to borrow that sweater you wore Monday? It’s really cute
(10:49) It will be amazing! And sure! I love that sweater though so I want it back.
(10:50) but only thanks to you and I WILL return it I promise
(10:52) You better!
(10:53) I WILL anyway I’d better go, Mrs Brown keeps looking at me… we’ll talk in our off period after Lunch?
(10:56) I’m actually going to grab coffee with Blaine, ring me tonight?
(10:57) Sure, enjoy your coffee
(16:49) Hey Blaine!
(16:50) Hey Hummelmister!
(16:51) You’re giving me a death stare aren’t you?
(16:52) By the way I had fun at the Lima Bean
(16:58) The worst death stare. You’d be terrified. And I did too!
(17:50) I *am* terrified
(17:51) How’s the wedding planning going
(17:56) You should be… It’s actually fun. I like planning things!
(17:57) It’s terrifying imagining your death stare Kurtsie, and I’m glad you’re having fun!
(18:00) What’s on your mind right now?
(18:03) its one hell of a death stare. And right now? You.
(18:04) Me?! What about me?
(18:07) that would be telling..
(18:08) Well, you’re death stare is on my mind… and how long the roomie and his boyfriend are going to be…
(18:09) Nick and Jeff are on a date so I’m stood outside my dorm room door… is that odd…
(18:13) That’s not odd. That sucks Blaine, I’m sorry.
(18:14) It is kind of funny though
(18:18) Humph. I’m glad you find my pain funny; do you know how much it hurts to hear them fucking through the crack in the door? I feel dirty, sitting here hearing them… I’m going for a walk.
(18:23) Blaine, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean it like that.
(18:34) I would never find your pain funny.
(19:04) Please text me back.
(19:34) Blaine.
(20:26) At least tell me if you’re in yet?
(20:38) I know Kurt, I’m sorry I shouldn’t have snapped at you… I’m not mad at you, I was… am mad at *him*. I’m in now…I’m really sorry for snapping at you Kurt.
(20:43) Blaine, it’s okay. I’m sorry too, I shouldn’t of said that. Let’s just forget this okay?
(20:44) Sounds good to me… I’ happy forgetting these past 2 hours… anyway… I have an essay about a certain chestnut hair young man to continue with…
(20:47) Well then, I’ll let you get to it. Speak tomorrow yeah?
(20:49) Yeah, speak tomorrow x
(20:57) [Phone Call]
Hey honey how did coffee with Blaine go?
It was good. How was the rest of your day?
it was alright, Mrs Brown caught me texting and stuck me with a gigantic essay, How were the waters so to speak have you got any closer to making you decision?
Oh god, sorry Rachel! And I think I’m going to tell him on Saturday.
Oh it was worth it! and that’s great honey
ha-ha! And I know. I hope it goes well.
He *Likes* you Kurt, of course it will go well, and then you’ll have a date to mine and Finn’s wedding
I hope so. He does look good in a suit.
I bet he does
He’d probably look good in just about anything even---
Oh god, you’ve gone in to love-sick-puppy mode, it’s adorable though…
I’ll be quiet, I’m tired Rachel, I think Im gonna go to bed. Speak to you tomorrow?>
okay, you didn’t have to you know it’s nice to hear you being happy, you always sound happy when you talk about him, but yeah speak to you tomorrow sweet dreams my love sick puppy
Thursday 23rd February
(19:22) RACH
(19:24) RACHEL!
(19:25) What, what, what’s wrong?
(19:27) Blaine’s been texting me all this week. SATURDAY IS TWO DAYS AWAY.
(19:28) Calm down Kurt… breathe… everything is going to be fine I promise
(19:31) I’m so excited and nervous at the same time!
(19:32) Well you should be… you are FINALLY telling ol’ Blainers
(19:33) Excited that is
(19:35) This is so nerve wracking! Ugh I don’t know what to wear on sat! You should help me.
(19:36) I’m on my way over now with coffee and my specialty sugar cookies
(19:40) You’re the best. I’ll be pacing in my room!
Friday 24th February (Klaine)
(11:45) We’re still on for tomorrow right?
(11:47) Yes! As long as you are. :)
(11:48) Yes of course I am… have I ever cancelled on you?
(11:52) Never ever!
(11:53) Right! So I’m still coming…I can’t not…
(11:53) Sorry that sounded a bit weird just ignore that last part?
(11:56) I could, but I’m not going to. I’m excited for coffee!
(11:58) I like getting coffee with you Kurt, best part of my week if I’m honest.
(12:03) Me to :)
(12:10) Yeah?
(12:10) ;)
(12:12) Yes Blaine, you are the favourite part of my week. Is your ego exploding?
(12:14) Only as much as yours did when I told you about the essay that I’m writing about you… by the way I’ve written a bit more… maybe I’ll show it to you later.
(12:16) My ego did no such thing! I’d love to read it :D
(12:27) Over coffee after school?
(12:34) Can’t wait. See you soon!
(12:45) See you then! x
(23:49) Nick, I can’t do it what if he rejects me… Or Or
(23:52) Blaine, you’re never going to know if you don’t try. Just tell him, I promise everything will be alright.
Saturday 25th February
(00:00) But what if it’s not what if he never talks to me again… what if he hates me….
(00:03) That’s not going to happen, this is Kurt we’re talking about. I’m pretty sure he’s in love with you. I know it’s scary, but you have nothing to worry over.
(00:05) YES!!!! I do Nick, I could lose *everything* if he’s not… I’d literally die…
(00:08) You are overreacting.
(00:08) Just tell him, you can do it Blaine; he’s going to love you back.
(00:09) And I’ll win the bet I made with Jeff and Trent. All’s well!
(00:10) You guys are betting on me? I’m not overreacting, I Love this boy and what if I screw it up, what if I break he’s heart, what if … what if it all goes wrong….
(00:16) Yes, so you better do it Saturday. If you really love him Blaine, you’re going to tell him. YOLO, Blaine, YOLO.
(00:17) I can’t believe that my best friends would bet on me, you best split the winnings with me! And I do really love him, he’s the first thing I think of when I wake up and last when I go to sleep… I have to tell him everything… I’m going to tell him later on our date…
(00:19) I will. ;)< /u>
(00:22) I’m glad you’ve found him, you both deserve each other, text me afterwards when you’re together if you can remember...
(00:23) I’ll try to, I should get my beauty sleep… I don’t think he’ll like sleepy grumpy Blaine ;) sorry about that…
(00:25) You’re not forgiven yet, I’ll be craving chocolate cupcakes for the next week. Night!
(00:27) I’ll have to get started on those… night