"Hey! Wonder Twins! Where are you?" A voice yelled from downstairs.

"If we ignore her maybe she'll think we aren't here and will go away." I whispered to Kurt as we laid naked in our bed completely satisfied, he nodded.

"I saw your car in your driveway; I know you're here." Before throwing our bedroom door open.

"What do you want Tana?" I asked.

"Are you just starting or did you just finish?"

"Just finished."

"Damn, I missed the show." She pouted.

"What do you want?" I repeated.

"Did you pick the lock again?" Kurt asked her.

"Nah, last time I was over I took the spare key....don't worry I had a copy made and put it back where I found it." She replied as she tried to pull the blanket covering our bodies off of us for a lesbian she spent a lot of time trying to see my cock.

"Santana." I scolded her holding the blanket down. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm bored, Britt's still in LA working as a background dancer on that new dance movie. Entertain me."

"Go entertain yourself." I told her.

"No way hobbit Hummel, I entertained you last month when lady Hummel was at that woman trapped in a man's body thing..."

"That....what? I was not at a woman trapped in a man's body thing." Kurt sat up letting the blanket fall of his shoulders a bit before he grabbed it and pulled it back up.

"Whatevs," Santana waved him off before turning back to me. "The point is I entertained you while your husband was out of town now my wife is out of town so entertain me."

"You didn't so much entertain me as make me go to a lesbian strip club."

"Is there anywhere safe to sit on this bed or is like the whole thing covered in cum?" She asked.

"Don't worry I cleaned up all the cum." I told her licking my lips suggestively.

"Wanky." She commented looking impressed.

"Blaine." Kurt admonished me hitting my chest.

"Ok, here's what's going to happen I'm going to go wait downstairs but if you aren't down there in five minutes I'm coming back here and dragging your naked ass out of this bed." She told me.

I knew that she would probably really only give me two minutes so as soon as she left I got out bed and pulled my pants back on.

"How long do you think you'll be?" Kurt asked.

"I have no idea but I'll try to be home in time for dinner."

I pulled on my shirt and leaned down to give him his two goodbye kisses.

"I love you."

"I love you too, now hurry up and get downstairs before she comes back up here."

"Where are we going? Cuz I swear to god if it's another lesbian strip club I'm going to jump out of this car right now." I said to Santana as we drove.

"It's not another lesbian strip club. We are going for coffee."

"At a topless coffee shop?"

"No just a regular coffee shop."

"Huh....that's rather normal of you, are you ok?"

"I'm perfect how have you not noticed that by now?"

We arrived at the coffee shop and she grabbed a table while I got the drinks, I learned a long time ago that hanging out with Santana meant I would always be the one paying, she said that I was getting the pleasure of her company so she should get something out of it too.

"Alright San, what's up?"

"Nothing I was just bored, I already told you."

"Bullshit."

We looked at each other for a while.

"Ok, fine. I think Britt wants to have a baby but I don't think I'm cut out for parenthood and I figured that you and Kurt probably have the same problem."

"Um...actually we don't."

"So what? You guys have never talked about kids?"

"We have...umm....I don't know if I should be telling you this but we just decided that we're going to start looking into having a baby."

"You're ok with that?"

"I'm more than ok, I really really want kids San."

"Oh. I kinda always figured you were like me when it came to kids, you know they're fine as long as you don't have to be the one to change their poopie diapers or get covered in spit up."

I shrugged.

"Don't you worry that you won't be a good parent? That you won't know what you're doing? That you...you won't love the kid?"

"I don't think anyone knows what they're doing but they figure it out and so will I. And the baby is going to be part Kurt so I know I love him or her completely."

"You'll have to share his time and attention with the little rug rat."

"It's not like I'm going to have to share him with a total stranger it will be our kid I can handle that. Have you and Britt ever talked about kids?"

She shook her head.

"Then how do you know she wants them?"

"There's this look she gets when she sees a baby, I can just tell she wants one."

"Ok, I'm going to advise you to do something that I have a tendency not to do, talk to her."

"I'm scared." She said softly, I know I'm the only person she would ever admit that to. "What if me not wanting kids is a deal breaker for her?"

"I don't know San but I do know she loves you and I know the kind of love you guys have is the kind of love you fight for, the kind of love that can overcome anything."

"Like you and Kurt."

"Exactly." I smile at her.

"How did two fuck-ups like us end up with the likes of them?"

"We're extremely lucky."

"Here's hoping our luck never runs out." She said raising her coffee cup; I smiled as I clinked mine against hers.

"I can't believe you made an actually clinking noise, you're such a dork." She laughed at me shaking her head.