S3.E2           

I Am Unicorn.

Kurt Hummel sent a message to Blaine Anderson.

Kurt Hummel: You'll never guess what happened when Brittany came over tonight.

Blaine Anderson: Was it a repeat of your ‘straight phase'?? ;)

Kurt Hummel: Sometimes I regret telling you about that…

Blaine Anderson: no you don't ;)

Kurt Hummel: well, it's not that

Blaine Anderson: hmmmm

Kurt Hummel: try again.

Blaine Anderson: was it a surprise party?

Kurt Hummel: no…

Blaine Anderson: DID YOU GET A DOG

Kurt Hummel: Will you please calm down

Blaine Anderson: DID YOU???

Kurt Hummel: What part of calm down did you not understand?

Blaine Anderson: You haven't answered my question.

Kurt Hummel: no I did not get a dog.

Blaine Anderson: (was it a cat?)

Kurt Hummel: She showed me the posters she made for my campaign. (why would we get a cat?)

Kurt Hummel sent a photo.

Blaine Anderson: They look so… Gay? (can we get a cat?)

Kurt Hummel: That's what I said. (maybe some other time)

Blaine Anderson: Can you give me a copy?

Kurt Hummel: I'm not finished yet

Kurt Hummel sent a photo.

Blaine Anderson: What the heck is that?

Kurt Hummel: Heck?

Blaine Anderson: I can still be dapper.

    Will you tell me what that thing is.

Kurt Hummel: she called it “Kurt Hummel's Bulging Pink Fun Sack.”

              …

              Blaine? Are you okay?

Blaine Anderson: Oh god

                                 I'm crying

                                 That is so funny

Kurt Hummel: It's not funny

Blaine Anderson: It's hilarious.

Kurt Hummel: …

Blaine Anderson: Kurt?

                                 Please don't ignore me :'(

                                 Kkkkkuuuuuurrrrrttttttttttttt

Kurt Hummel: …

Mike Chang sent a message to ‘New Directions!'

Mike Chang: Don't forget booty camp this afternoon guys!

Mercedes Jones: Do I really have to go?

Mike Chang: Yes. You do understand the meaning of mandatory, right?

Mercedes Jones: I'm not stupid. I just don't want to go.

Finn Hudson: I don't think anyone wants to.

Kurt Hummel: Well, maybe if you learnt to dance then you wouldn't have to go.

Finn Hudson: Hey! You have to go as well!

Kurt Hummel: Yes, but at least I know my left foot from my right foot

Blaine Anderson: ooh burn

Finn Hudson: Blaine?

Blaine Anderson: yes?

Finn Hudson: WHY DID YOU VOLUNTEER TO GO

Blaine Anderson: Because I have nothing else to do

Mercedes Jones: Do you not get any homework.

Blaine Anderson: Yes, but I've already done it. The work here is much easier than the work at Dalton.

Kurt Hummel: It must be so easy for you

Blaine Anderson: It is.

Finn Hudson: But why do you want to go?

Blaine Anderson: So I can spend more time with Kurt

Kurt Hummel: :)

Blaine Anderson: :)

Mercedes Jones: You guys are so cute

Finn Hudson: ummm

Rachel Berry: ARE YOU GUYS MESSAGING EACH OTHER IN LESSONS!?

Mercedes Jones: yeah

Finn Hudson: yes

Blaine Anderson: we are

Rachel Berry: Couldn't this wait until lunch?

Mike Chang: No

Mercedes Jones: no

Finn Hudson: No

Kurt Hummel: No

Noah Puckerman: no

Blaine Anderson: Is she always like that?

Kurt Hummel: pretty much.

Rachel Berry left the group.

Finn Hudson: Not again…

Blaine Anderson sent a message to Kurt Hummel.

Blaine Anderson: I miss you.

Kurt Hummel: This lesson finishes in five minutes. Tell me how much you missed me then

Blaine Anderson: Or I could show you?

Kurt Hummel: They hated me

Blaine Anderson: who hated you?

Kurt Hummel: Artie, Beiste and Miss Pillsbury.

Blaine Anderson: I seriously doubt that they hate you

Kurt Hummel: I thought I nailed my audition but apparently I'm too much like a ‘lady'

Blaine Anderson: They said that?

Kurt Hummel: Pretty much

Blaine Anderson: There's nothing wrong with being yourself, Kurt

Kurt Hummel: Well, apparently there is

Blaine Anderson: Please don't beat yourself up about this

Kurt Hummel: There's nothing else I can do

Blaine Anderson: Fight back. Prove you're worth choosing.

Kurt Hummel: But what if they're right? What then?

Blaine Anderson: They're not right. There's no such thing as being ‘too feminine' and if they don't choose you then screw them. They will have made the biggest mistake.

Kurt Hummel: You would be so much better as Tony.

Blaine Anderson: Don't put yourself down, if you get Tony you'll be the best one ever. Trust me.

Kurt Hummel: I do trust you.

Blaine Anderson: Good.

Kurt Hummel: Thankyou x

Blaine Anderson: I love you x

Kurt Hummel: I love you too x

Mercedes Jones added Quinn Fabray to the group ‘New Directions!'

Brittany Pierce: You're back!

Mercedes Jones: We missed you

Quinn Fabray: I'm glad to be back. What did I miss?

Jeff Sterling sent a message to The Warblers

Jeff Sterling: Blaine?

Blaine Anderson: what

Jeff Sterling: I miss you.

Trent Nixon: Me too

Nick Duval: Please come back.

Blaine Anderson: Come on guys, this has happened every day since I transferred.

Trent Nixon: SAVE US FROM THE NEW COUNCIL

Blaine Anderson: ...

Kurt Hummel: Are you guys ever going to stop?

Jeff Sterling: No. We want Blaine back

Kurt Hummel: Really? I couldn't tell.

Nick Duval: I miss your singing. We won't win with Sebastian as our lead.

Blaine Anderson: Who is Sebastian?

Trent Nixon: Your replacement.

Nick Duval: Come visit us and you can meet him.

Blaine Anderson: Maybe some other time guys.

Jeff Sterling: Why don't you want to visit us?

Blaine Anderson: I have things to do

Nick Duval: Kurt doesn't count, Blaine.

Blaine Anderson: Hey! :(

Blaine Anderson left the group.

Kurt Hummel: Well done, guys.

Jeff Sterling: you should probably apologise, Nick.

Wes Montgomery: That was a bit insensitive.

Nick Duval: I will.

Nick Duval added Blaine Anderson to the group The Warblers

Blaine Anderson: :)

Kurt Hummel updated his status:

You make a beautiful Tony Blaine Anderson.

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COMMENTS:

Blaine Anderson: What?

Kurt Hummel: I may or may not have snuck into your audition.

Blaine Anderson: Are you annoyed that I auditioned for Tony?

Kurt Hummel: No. I'm proud of you x

Blaine Anderson: Really?

Kurt Hummel: Really.

Rachel Berry: What about Nyada!!!!

Kurt Hummel: What about it?

Rachel Berry: You NEED to be Tony!

Kurt Hummel: I don't need to be.

Rachel Berry: But you want to be Tony

Kurt Hummel: I want Blaine to be Tony, I want to be Senior Class President

Blaine Anderson: And you will be

Kurt Hummel: You really think so?

Blaine Anderson: You would be the best president of all time

Rachel Berry: …