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The Purple Piano Project.

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Rachel Berry sent a message to: ‘New Directions!'

Rachel Berry: Did you see the JBI video?

Santana Lopez: Hell yes I did, I looked hot.

Kurt Hummel: I don't want to watch it.

Rachel Berry: Why not??

Quinn Fabray left the group.

Noah Puckerman: Woah, what happened there?

Artie Abrams: Don't ask me

Rachel Berry: She's gone a bit crazy.

Santana Lopez: Shut it Berry.

Rachel Berry: I saw her in the hall today. She has pink hair.

Brittany Pierce: I love Pink!

Brittany Pierce sent a sticker.

Brittany Pierce sent a sticker.

Brittany Pierce sent a sticker.

Kurt Hummel: Please stop.

Santana Lopez sent a sticker.

Santana Lopez Sent a sticker.

Brittany Pierce sent a sticker.

Kurt Hummel: ...

Finn Hudson: Kurt, dinners ready.

Kurt Hummel: We are in the same house, you know.

Finn Hudson: Yeah but I don't wanna shout.

Kurt Hummel: Fine. Blaine and I will be down in a minute.

Santana Lopez: Wanky.

Kurt Hummel: shut up San

Brittany Pierce sent a sticker.

Tina Cohen-Chang: What did you guys think of the purple pianos?

Santana Lopez: Yet another one on Mr. Shue's ridiculous ideas.

Rachel Berry: I like it.

Artie Abrams: Of course you do

Mercedes Jones: Just because you want to put on a show to everyone in public.

Rachel Berry: Not true!

Santana Lopez: Mercedes is right hobbit.

Rachel Berry: Stop ganging up on me!

Kurt Hummel posted a link to YouTube: “The Kiss That Missed.”

Mercedes Jones: Hahahahah

Brittany Pierce: hahahaa

Rachel Berry left the group.

Finn Hudson: Good job guys...

Tina Cohen-Chang is feeling gross.

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Comments:

Artie Abrams: It's pretty impressive how we managed to start that food fight.

Mike Chang: We all do Tina.

Mercedes Jones: I can't believe it went so badly.

Kurt Hummel: I can't believe I got spaghetti sauce in my hair.

Blaine Anderson replied to Kurt Hummel's comment: I bet you still looked cute.

Santana Lopez: Wanky.

Kurt Hummel: Not relevant.

Santana Lopez: Oh, but it is – I bet Anderson has a fetish

Blaine Anderson: Hey!

Santana Lopez: You didn't deny it.

Kurt Hummel: …

Tina Cohen-Chang: Can you guys take this off my post

Blaine Anderson started at McKinley High School.

Mercedes Jones, Kurt Hummel and 34 others like this.

Comments:

Pam Anderson: I'm so proud of you, honey!

Kurt Hummel likes this.

Blaine Anderson: Mother…

Kurt Hummel: Finally.

Blaine Anderson: Oh hush you.

Kurt Hummel: Make me.

Blaine Anderson: Oh, I intend to.

Kurt Hummel: ;) I love you

Blaine Anderson: I love you more

Finn Hudson: You guys are so sappy.

Wes Montgomery: Kurt! What did you do to him!

Jeff Sterling: NNNOOOOO!!! BLAINE WHY

Trent Nixon: I can't believe you left us Blaine! :(

Nick Duval created a page: Bring Blaine back to Dalton!

Wes Montgomery, Jeff Sterling, Blaine Anderson and 17 others like this page.

Comments:

Blaine Anderson: Aww guys, that's so sweet!

Kurt Hummel: Blaine, why did you like the page? Is there something you're not telling me?

Blaine Anderson likes this.

David Thompson: I think they want you back, Blaine.

Blaine Anderson: You think?

Nick Duval: Will you come back to us now Blaine?

Blaine Anderson: Sorry guys, it's still a no.

Kurt Hummel sent a message to The Warblers

Kurt Hummel: Guess what Blaine did

Trent Nixon: Is this about Blaine abandoning our school to go to yours?

Nick Duval: I miss Blaine.

Jeff Sterling: Me too.

Thad Harwood: Me three.

Kurt Hummel: Do you want to know or not?

Blaine Anderson: Don't tell them kurt.

Kurt Hummel: Why not?

Blaine Anderson: ITS SO EMBARASSING

Kurt Hummel: Nothing you can do will stop me from telling them.

Blaine Anderson: I'll give you kisses!

Kurt Hummel: I'm listening.

Trent Nixon: Stop flirting and tell us

David Thompson: I second that, Trent.

Blaine Anderson: fine.

Kurt Hummel: Blaine sang a song in the courtyard and got a piano set on fire.

Blaine Anderson sent a sticker.

Blaine Anderson sent a sticker.

Blaine Anderson sent a sticker.

Blaine Anderson sent a sticker.

Blaine Anderson sent a sticker.

Blaine Anderson sent a sticker.

Blaine Anderson sent a sticker.

Blaine Anderson sent a sticker.

Blaine Anderson sent a sticker.

Kurt Hummel: What on earth are you doing?

Blaine Anderson: Making sure nobody sees what you said.

Kurt Hummel: They can just scroll up, you know

Blaine Anderson sent a sticker.

Blaine Anderson sent a sticker.

Blaine Anderson sent a sticker.

Wes Montgomery: YOU SET A PIANO ON FIRE

Trent Nixon: HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT

Nick Duval: You've really changed since you went to a public school

David Thompson: This is certainly a step up from jumping on furniture.

Blaine Anderson left the group.

Kurt Hummel: Oops.

Wes Montgomery: You should probably talk to him.

Kurt Hummel: Probably.

Rachel Berry checked in at the Dayton Doubletree.

• With Kurt Hummel

Kurt Hummel, Finn Hudson and 9 other people like this.

Comments:

Finn Hudson: How did it go?

Rachel Berry: Terrible.

Kurt Hummel: It could have gone better.

Mercedes Jones: Wait, where did you go?

Kurt Hummel: A NYADA mixer.

Mercedes Jones: oh, ok.

Blaine Anderson sent a message to Kurt Hummel.

Blaine Anderson: How did the NYADA thing go?

Kurt Hummel: Horribly.

I realised that maybe I'm not good enough for New York.

Blaine Anderson: You are definitely good enough for that city, and if you don't get into that school then, screw them.

Kurt Hummel: I guess you're right.

Blaine Anderson: And you'll always have me.

Kurt Hummel: Always?

Blaine Anderson: Well, unless you get sick of me.

Kurt Hummel: I'll never get sick of you xx

Blaine Anderson: I love you

Kurt Hummel: I love you more

Blaine Anderson: Impossible.

Kurt Hummel is feeling happy.

Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel and 13 others like this.

Comments:

Blaine Anderson: I'm glad.

Rachel Berry: Why are you guys so cute? Finn Hudson why don't you do things like this to me??!!

Finn Hudson is feeling happy.

Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson like this.

Comments:

Rachel Berry: Not the same thing!

Noah Puckerman: ouch, man.

William-Shuester uploaded a video: “Sue Sylvester GLITTER BOMB”

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Comments:

Sues-Corner: Nice try, Sue Sylvester just went up 7 points in the polls.

Miss-Barbra-Berry: Is this what second-hand embarrassment feels like?

Kurtmcqueen: I really shouldn't be laughing at this. But I am.

Blaine-Warbler: Are all the teachers like this?

Kurtmcqueen replied to Blaine-Warbler's post

Kurtmcqueen: ummm

The-Chef-Jeff: DO YOU REGRET TRANSFERING NOW

Itstrent: COME BACK TO US

Blaine-Warbler: Still a no.

Finn Hudson added Blaine Anderson to the group ‘New Directions!'

Finn Hudson: Sorry about what I said, Blaine.

Blaine Anderson: It's ok.

Kurt Hummel: Yeah, you were a bit of a jerk.

Blaine Anderson: its ok honey, he apologised.

Mercedes Jones: Um, honey?

Rachel Berry: I was gonna say the same thing, Cedes

Kurt Hummel: Calm down guys.

Blaine Anderson shared a video: ‘Cats Morph into Croissants.'

Kurt Hummel: We'll talk about this later.

Blaine Anderson: ok honey.

Santana Lopez left the group.