What?

You're not going to believe this.

What?

Someone hacked my phone.

Are you kidding?

Nope.

Did they get anything important?

Not really – I already changed all my passwords when I realized and I'm in process of getting a new number...

I sense a 'but'...

Therearepicturesofyouontheinternet

What?

Pictures, Blaine. Of you. That I took. On the internet.

Oh, no.

Remember that day at the beach last winter?

Well. Do I look hot at least?

The fangirls are melting.

*

Okay, where are these pics coming from?

JFC, Blaine is half naked on the beach adkljadl;kjadlfkjad

I can't

I'll be in my bunk.

Asshole. No, really. No one should look that good. It's not right. IT'S NOT FAIR.

Having trouble breathing.

That's my new wallpaper. That one. The one where his pants are.... Hnnng

These look... like personal pics. I don't think we should be reblogging them.

Yeah, they're personal. I think someone even claimed they hacked Kurt's phone.

Wait, Kurt's phone? #KURT AND BLAINE WERE AT THE BEACH HALF NAKED TOGETHER? HELP

And with that, the fandom is dead.

Nope, I got one more. They put out a pic of Kurt and Blaine together.

#we're all just blogging from beyond the grave now