SlayerKitty
Feb. 5, 2013, 3:34 p.m.
Chances Are Drabbles : Kurt Reads Tumblr Porn
M - Words: 138 - Last Updated: Feb 05, 2013 Story: Complete - Chapters: 55/55 - Created: Feb 03, 2013 - Updated: Feb 05, 2013 819 0 0 0 0
Author's Notes: Prompt: AAC/CA prompt: Kurt (and Blaine?) finding out about the porn written about them on Tumblr. Are they hot for it, upset that their fictionally written selves are getting more action than they are...?
"My, my, Kurt," Blaine said, leaning over Kurt's shoulder. "What are you reading?"
"N-nothing," Kurt stuttered. "Just something on Tumblr."
"Ah," Blaine replied, and then lunged playfully for Kurt's hands, which were covering the screen. Kurt's face was bright red and he was biting his lip. Blaine caught a glimpse of the screen as he grabbed Kurt's hands and froze. "Are you reading fanfiction.... about us?"
"Maybe," Kurt muttered.
"Kurt," Blaine's voice took on a shocked but clearly teasing tone. "That's practically porn."
"I know!" Kurt exclaimed as Blaine let go of his hands. "But it's so good!"
"There are people out there writing porn about us?" Kurt nodded.
"You don't think I'm weird for reading it, do you?"
"No," Blaine told him, giving him a look. "It's hot."
"As hot as my Taylor Lautner fantasy?"
"Hotter," Blaine replied, leaning over and catching Kurt's lips in a kiss.