Let’s play 20 questions.

What?

It’s a great way to get to know each other better.

I’m still wrapping my head around the fact that you want to talk to me, let alone get to know me.

Besides, aren’t you still trying to get me to tell you something you don’t already know?

This is true. Okay. I get to go first. Ever had a boyfriend?

Okay, you aren’t pulling any punches. And no.

You’re the one who wanted to play! I’m kind of surprised you answered it, actually.

Same question to you. :p

Nope, me either. I’m the only out gay kid at my school.

:(

I know. Any brothers or sisters?

No. I’m an only child. On that note, what’s it like having a step brother after being an only child for so long?

It’s weird, but not for the reasons you’d think. I… kind of used to have a crush on him. I actually introduced our parents in hopes that I’d get to see him more. Who knew they’d get married?

You don’t still like him, do you?

I’m counting that as a question…and no, I don’t. I love him like a brother now. Um, favorite color?

Blue. You?

You know, if you keep repeating my questions back to me, this conversation is going to get boring. It’s blue, btw.

I don’t think I could get bored talking to you.

That’s good to know. Favorite performance on Dalton?

Teenage Dream. You?

My favorite performance on Dalton? Or a favorite performance of mine?

Both.

I’m counting that as two questions then. My favorite on Dalton is Teenage Dream as well. Of my own, I recently sang Le Jazz Hot in a duet with myself.

How do you do a duet with yourself?

Is that a question?

No.

I’ll show you pictures some time.

Will you send me a picture?

Is that a question?

Yes.

No. You don’t want to see what I look like.

How do you know? Ever been to a gay bar?

No. I’ve always wondered what it’s like but I don’t have a high alcohol tolerance. You?

Now who’s repeating questions? :P No, I haven’t either. I sense there’s a story with the alcohol.

I got so drunk once I threw up on my guidance counselor at school. I don’t drink anymore.

I don’t blame you. I lost track of how many questions we’re up to. Um, okay, last one. What’s something completely random about you?

Me too. Ummmm, I played football for one game last year. I'm still waiting for you to tell me something I don't already know about you.

O.O You’re kidding? I thought you were a cheerleader? And I once had a stuffed bear named Prince Charles. I've never admitted that anyone until now.

I am now. I wasn’t then. I won the game too – I was the kicker. I can just picture little Blaine walking around with a bear – but the name??

I like ears, okay? There may or may not have been a Dumbo obsession in my childhood.

That is absolutely adorable.

Now I have to see what you look like.

Blaine….

Please, Kurt. Please .

You’re not going to let this go, are you?