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Philosophy's a Liar: Things I Shouldn't Have Done


E - Words: 1,481 - Last Updated: Feb 08, 2012
Story: Closed - Chapters: 11/? - Created: Nov 06, 2011 - Updated: Apr 13, 2022
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Quinn drove them to what Blaine assumed to be their apartment, but he didn't have much time to dwell on the matter because he was being shoved into the nearest bedroom by Kurt and Sebastian in a blurry haze.

Blaine fell onto the bed with a ceremonious huff, watching with groggy eyes as Kurt and Sebastian ripped each other's clothes off, somehow keeping their mouths glued together.

Blaine found it a lot sexier than he expected it to and couldn't stop staring. Kurt body was what Blaine could only call flawless. He was built in all the right ways, each line of his form curving with lean muscle. Sebastian was a lot lankier, but his abdominals stuck out obviously against his flesh, hair falling lightly onto his forhead. Blaine moaned as he started palming himself through his slacks at the sight.

Kurt must have taken notice to the pleasurable sound because he turned his lustful gaze in Blaine's direction, and basically snarled as he hauled himself onto Blaine, kissing him furiously and scrambling with his clothes.

Sebastian decided to assist, unbuttoning Blaine's pants and sliding them off onto the floor. Kurt tore Blaine's shirt off and started scraping his teeth down his flesh, reaching Blaine's nipple and biting hard. Blaine arched onto the bed, groaning and toes curling.

Kurt was sucking a particularly harsh bruise next to Blaine's collarbone when Kurt detached himself and whined. Curious, Blaine leaned up slightly to see Sebastian's face hidden behind the graceful swell of Kurt's ass cheeks. Blaine's jaw dropped, realizing Sebastian was preparing Kurt with his tongue. It was possibly the raunchiest, sexiest thing Blaine had ever seen outside of porn.

Blaine whimpered, thrusting up, seeking out friction against Kurt's glorious smooth and pale skin. Blaine's cock was impossibly hard and it ached so bad, and he just needed something to grant him relief.

"Don't worry, Blaine," Sebastian said gruffly, wrapping his hand around Blaine's length, who sighed gratefully. "I haven't forgotten about you."

Sebastian leaned forward, working Kurt open again in time with pumping Blaine. Kurt's mouth fell open as he started panting into Blaine's neck and arched his back, making his ass higher in the air. Acting on impulse, Blaine grabbed Kurt's cheeks, digging his fingertips into the flesh probably leaving nail marks. Kurt head fell forward onto Blaine's shoulder, moaning and writhing above him.

"Kurt, please," Blaine pleaded, feeling Sebastian's movements speed up. "I need you."

Kurt seemed to understand Blaine's neediness, so he untangled his fingers from the bed spread and stroked his way down Blaine's torso until he slapped Sebastian's hand away from Blaine's dick.

"Help Blaine," Kurt said breathlessly, and Sebastian got up and rummaged through the bedside drawer. Kurt picked up where Sebastian left off, pumping Blaine at a leisurely pace, and Blaine couldn't help but feel like it was a hundred times better when Kurt was doing it. Yeah, Sebastian was fucking hot, but it was Kurt that he wanted more than anything.

Kurt was kissing Blaine hot and dirty, straddled above him when Sebastian returned, and Blaine heard the crumpling of plastic and an uncapping of a bottle.

"Spread your legs," Sebastian commanded in a low voice, and Blaine obliged immediately, letting his legs fall open. Kurt hummed in approval, picking up the pace and listening to Blaine moan unabashedly.

Blaine jumped slightly at the sensation of Sebastian's cold, wet fingertips, but soon he tingled with the anticipation of being filled up as Sebastian teased his entrance lightly.

Blaine growled in frustration, "Just do it!"

"Pushy," Sebastian teased, slipping one finger in and working Blaine open. Before he allowed Blaine to get used to the intrusion however, he shoved another in within seconds, scissoring roughly. Blaine thought it was probably revenge for having Kurt's full attention at the moment, but Blaine responded by screwing his hips down. "Is that all you got?" Blaine challenged, his teeth clenched as Kurt bit down on his earlobe.

"So fucking sexy," Kurt breathed. "Asserting your authority..."

Sebastian took up on Blaine's offer, sliding a third finger in alongside the rest and thrusting them in and out harshly. Blaine grunted, but matched the thrusts with much enthusiasm.

"I want Kurt to fuck me," Blaine ground out, his voice completely wrecked having two guys working him at once.

Sebastian laughed, clearly amused. "That's the plan. And I get to fuck, Kurt."

Blaine couldn't tell if he found this information frustrating or arousing. Either way, he couldn't take it anymore and needed Kurt inside him that very instant.

"Now, please Kurt," Blaine begged.

Kurt dragged his tongue alone Blaine's bottom lip before getting off him, and leaning over the bed, reaching for what Blaine assumed would be a condom.

"Get on your belly," Kurt commanded, and Blaine instantly obeyed.

Kurt rolled the on condom with remarkable speed, placing his palms on Blaine's inner thighs and spreading them far apart as Blaine braced his forearms on the bed. Kurt lined himself up and circled Blaine's hole before sliding in agonizingly slow.

Blaine gasped because finally, FINALLY. It had been far too long since he was fucked last, and a week of Kurt teasing him was too much to take. This was actually happening. Blaine's drunken brain buzzed in ecstasy.

Once Kurt was fully sheathed, he glanced over his shoulder and waited as Sebastian ripped open a condom with difficultly, due to his slippery fingers.

Kurt leaned down, his front flush against Blaine's back and kissed his shoulder affectionately. Blaine whined because he wanted Kurt to move so badly, but relished in so much skin on skin contact.

Kurt's muscles clenched against Blaine, and that's when Blaine knew for sure that Sebastian was probably pushing himself in. It felt like an eternity to Blaine, but finally, Kurt started to move.

Sebastian matching Kurt's movements, they both pulled out almost all the way to the tip, angling to rub against each man's prostate before slamming their hips forward. Blaine only had a moment to be annoyed by the fact that since Kurt and Sebastian were so synced up that they've probably done this more than once, before Blaine cried out in pleasure.

Kurt grappled at Blaine's sweaty skin, trying to maintain as much contact as possible, breathing harshly onto Blaine's back. Blaine pushed back to match each thrust, and soon Kurt picked up a relentless pace, slamming himself into Blaine while Sebastian did the same to Kurt.

Blaine had no idea how Kurt was containing all his pleasure. Not only was he being fucked, he was fucking someone else, and it must have been sensory overload.

Blaine listened to Kurt's breathy whines, rutting himself into the mattress, desperate to get off. With not only one, but two stronger men slamming into him, it made this task easy, and soon Blaine found his cock burning with fiction, but heat coiled at the base of his abdomen.

"I'm close," Blaine managed, turning his head so Kurt could hear.

Kurt pressed his forehead into Blaine's shoulder and nodded, unable to to form anything coherent.

The thrusts of the three men started to get erratic and messy, but Blaine didn't care he was just so close.

Kurt shrieked moments later, and Blaine felt Kurt's contractions inside him, sending him gloriously over the edge. Blaine bit the blanket to keep from screaming too loud, but his vision blackened, and he hoped he wouldn't pass out from the wave of pleasure setting fire to his veins.

As Blaine floated back from bliss, he felt Kurt pull out before he collapsed on top of Blaine, sighing contently.

Sebastian grunted in displeasure. "I haven't gone yet!"

"Oh," Kurt apologized, turning around to to rip the condom off before sinking down Sebastian's length. Blaine's eyes bugged at the sight of Kurt's pink lips stretched around the other man's cock. If it was physically possible, Blaine would have instantly gotten a hard on again.

Kurt slurped and sucked as Sebastian fisted his hair, thrusting into his mouth slightly. Kurt hummed in his throat, and Sebastian threw his head back as he came hotly in Kurt's mouth, and Kurt swallowed all he had to offer. Blaine couldn't find himself to be jealous in that moment, because all of this was just so hot and too good to be true.

Sebastian's knees shook as Kurt pulled off, wiping his mouth and then licking his lips. Blaine grabbed Kurt's face and kiss him deeply, trying to taste the inside of Kurt's mouth.

Kurt groaned and then broke the kiss, "You need to stop doing that, or there will be round two."

Sebastian fell onto the bed, grabbing a pillow and sighing. "I'm not sure if I'll be ready for that until tomorrow morning."

Kurt laughed and said, "Agreed," before cuddling into Blaine's side while Sebastian slung an arm around Kurt, basically spooning the pillow.

"Fuck that was amazing, thank you," Blaine finally said, just to clarify in case Kurt didn't get the hint.

"You're very welcome, Anderson," Kurt said with a smile in his voice before they all drifted off into a gorgeous sleep.

End Notes: ehehehehe yum yum! Reviews would also be delicious.

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Well then. Wow, okay. That was sexy as hell. I love a threesome as much as the next girl but how about next time it's jus blaine and kurt, hmm? ;) Can't wait to see what you have in store next!

Hahaha I was feeling a bit adventurous! Certainly next time it will be Klaine exclusive, but some angst might come in the way of that! Thanks so much for reading!!! :D

Ladyboners all around! Thanks so much! You were the one to inspire this story, so claps to you! haha :D

Wow. Even though I normally don't like Sebastian in any context, this gave me a ladyboner. Claps for smut!!

Delicious is definitely a word I would use the describe that.

I would write a full, detailed review on how utterly amazing that was but I think I should end it here before my drool breaks my computer with water damage.

bahahaha omg i swear this was the best review ever