I Like It

When Sebastian walked into the choir room, everyone fell silent. For about two seconds.

"What is 'e doing 'ere?!"

"Ah, no, no, NO!"

"That's the one who blinded my unicorn's boyfriend!"

"He is not welcome here!"

"My father is a lawyer!"

Mr Schue stood up, and told everyone to settle down.

"So, Sebastian, what are you doing here?" Mr Schue said as he sat back down.

"Uh, I wanted to audition for the nude erections. I feel like this club is missing, well, a little me." Sebastian stated.

"Um, it's New Directions." Tina shouted out.

"Oh, um, don't correct me, Mina Blowen-Wang." Sebastian said with his usual bitchy tone.

"Okaaay, um, Sebastian? Why don't you just sing?" Mr Schue laughed nervously.

"Alright, be prepared to have your hideous socks knocked off. Oh, and this is dedicated to a certain someone." Sebastian winked at Blaine. Blaine went very, very red.

Sebastian gestured towards the band for them to play.

Boy, please excuse me

If I'm coming too strong

But tonight is the night

We can really let go

Sebastian stared at Blaine. Blaine tried to look away, but he seemed to be drawn towards Sebastian.

My boyfriend's out of town

And I'm all alone

Your boyfriend's on vacation

And he doesn't have to know

No, oh, oh, oh, oh

No one can do the things

I'm gonna wanna do to you

Sebastian slowly walked up to Blaine, touched his cheek. Blaine tried to resist it, but he couldn't.

No, oh, oh, oh, oh

Shout aloud, screaming loud

Let me hear you go

Baby, I like it

Come on and give me some more

Oh yes, I like it

Screaming like never before

Baby, I like it, I, I, I like it

Boy, please excuse me

If I'm misbehaving, oh

I'm trying keep my hands off

But you're begging me for more

He forked his hands through his own perfect hair.

Round, round, round

Give a low, low, low

Let the time, time pass

'Cause we're never getting old

Baby, I like it

The way you move on the floor

Baby, I like it

Come on and give me some more

Oh yes, I like it

Screaming like never before

Baby, I like it, I, I, I like it

Oh yes, I like it

Screaming like never before

Baby, I like it, I, I, I like it

Oh yes, I like it

Screaming like never before

Baby, I like it, I, I, I like it

Party, karamu, fiesta, forever

Oh yes, I like it

Party, karamu, fiesta, forever

Oh yes, I like it

"Wow." Was the only word anyone could manage to say.

"Well, I did tell you you'd be blown away!" Sebastian admitted.

"Congrats, Sebastian, consider yourself a new-"

"Mr Schuester. I don't want him here!" Brittany interrupted.

"Yes, I agree!" Blaine butted in.

"Why the hell not?" Sebastian asked.

"Because, you're a bully. And as senior class president, I cannot allow bullies into my school, let alone Glee Club!" Britt said as if it was the most obvious thing in the whole world.

"Uh, do I look like a give a crap?" Sebastian threw back.

"Well, why don't you just sit back down?" Mr Schue said nervously as he was getting up.

Sebastian sat a few seats across from Blaine and blew him a kiss.

"Okay, duets!" Mr Schue announced. Everyone cheered.

"What is wrong with everyone in this club?" Sebastian thought to himself.

"This time, I'm gonna give you duet partners. Let's see...Tina and Britt, Rory and, uh, Joe, Sugar and-"

Sebastian leaned over towards Blaine while Mr Schue set up partners.

"Hey, you wanna fuck in the janitors closet at lunchtime?"

"You're such a sleaze." Blaine muttered.

"Oh, Blaine! Since you're our lead singer, why don't you show Sebastian the ropes?" Mr Schue said, interrupting Blaine and Sebastian's conversation which was going nowhere.

"Oh, no. I'd rather go with Tina..." Blaine blushed violently.

"I think it's a great idea, Mr Blooster!" Sebastian smiled.

"It's Schuester..." Mr Schue whispered.

"I don't really care... How about Blaine and I sing a sexy song? You know, nothing too dirty. It will all be family friendly." Sebastian wanted any excuse to have Blaine touching him, feeling him...

"Hmm, I don't know..." Mr Schue said.

"It will be fine, you can trust me." Sebastian smiled while Mr Schue nodded in agreeance.

"What is wrong with you?!" Blaine shouted after Mr Schue had gone.

"Nothing." Sebastian replied innocently.

"This whole, sexy song, will never you in my pants." Blaine stormed off to catch up with Tina.

"Seems like Blaine will never understand me... Boo for him..." Sebastian laughed silently to himself before leaving the choir room. Feeling great.