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A Romance Like No Other : Girls Gaydar Sucks


E - Words: 3,738 - Last Updated: Jan 03, 2012
Story: Complete - Chapters: 154/154 - Created: Dec 02, 2011 - Updated: Jan 03, 2012
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When Kurt pulled the covers up under his chin, it made it difficult for Blaine to snuggle and hug Kurt. He tried to push it off, and once his arms were free he wrapped both arms around Kurt’s torso and pulled himself closer to Kurt. He nestled his head into Kurt’s chest, getting comfortable against his fianc�e. “Fianceeeeee. Fianceee.” Blaine called out to Kurt, looking up at him with puppy eyes that he didn’t realize he was making.
“I’m trying to make you warm here” Kurt said as Blaine’s arms freed themselves from the covers and wrapped around his torso pulling him closer to Kurt. Kurt smiled as his Blaine’s nestled into his chest. He smiled wider when Blaine kept calling him “fianc�e” he smiled down at him and saw the puppy eyes he was making. “You okay down there baby?” he asked one hand stroking Blaine’s hair the other rubbing his back.
“Fiannnccceeeeeee.” Blaine kept on calling to Kurt still looking up at him with his puppy eyes. “Fianceeeeee, I feel weird.” Blaine said, lifting a hand to his head and rubbing his temples. “I feel weeeiirrddd. Why do I feel sooooo weird? Is it because I’m weird? Fiannceee?”
“You’re loopy, its the medicine don’t worry baby its not you” Kurt hugged him trying to make him feel better. “How do you feel weird? Explain it and i might be able to help you”
“I feellllll drunk….” Blaine said, burying his face in Kurt’s chest. “Fiaannncceee, my head hurtssss.” He mumbled into Kurt’s chest. Blaine turned his head so that his chin was resting on Kurt’s chest, allowing him to look up at Kurt. “Hiiiiii fianceee. I loovvveeee youuu.”
Yup definitely loopy, Kurt thought to himself, this was going to be fun. He gently stroked Blaine’s hair. “I know baby i know” he said looking down at the boy with his head in his chest. He saw Blaine lift his head and rest his chin on him and look up, he smiled when Blaine said he loved him, whether he was loopy, drunk or sober hearing Blaine say that always made him smile. “Hello, i love you too, you silly thing”

Blaine saw Kurt smile. “Are you happy fianceeeeee? You look hapappappyyyy.” Blaine began to giggle when he messed up the word happy. “Hapapappy. My fiancee looks hapapapapayyy. Whyy? Why is he so hapapapay?” Blaine kept on giggling when he spoke, still looking up at Kurt.
Kurt began to laugh. “You’re making me laugh that’s why i’m happy and i’m with you making me even more happy” he said giving Blaine a squeeze. He laughed even more when Blaine giggled, it was cute. He loved how loopy Blaine couldn’t say happy, he leant down and kissed his nose making Blaine giggle even more.
Blaine giggled even more when Kurt kissed his nose. “That tickkklllesss. Do it againnn.” Blaine pleaded, this time intentionally pulling the puppy dog face. When Kurt just kept laughing, Blaine pouted a little bit. “Fiaanncceee, pleeaasse. It made me hapapappyyy.”
Kurt couldn’t stop laughing at Blaine, he was so cute. He laughed as shook his head as he was begged to kiss his nose again, he leant down and kissed it and was begged to do it again after that, so he did. “Anything to make you happy”

Blaine giggled when Kurt kissed his nose and asked him to do it again, which made him giggle the most. He nuzzled his face back into Kurt’s chest. He hummed and played with Kurt’s shirt, outlining the dinosaur on it. “My headdd feels fuunnnnyyyy.”
Kurt continued to stroke Blaine’s hair as he watched Blaine nuzzle his face into his chest and start outlining the dinosaur on it. “I know, i know try and sleep it might help or do you want me to get the nurse?” he asked looking down at Blaine eyes filled with love, concern and worry.
“I’ll just…… I’ll just…. sleep.” Blaine said as he turned his head so his cheek was resting on Kurt’s chest and wrapped both arms around his torso again. “Fianceeeeee? Are you sleeppyyy?” Blaine asked as he let his eyes shut, his breathing becoming more steady before began to drift into sleep.
Kurt watched as Blaine rested his cheek on his chest and his arms wrap around his torso again. He shook his head when Blaine asked if he was sleepy, he wasn’t after he’d slept for five hours and the dream he had still frightened him so he didn’t want to sleep incase it came back again. He saw Blaine’s eyes shut and his breathing become steady and knew he was asleep.

Blaine began to dream about McKinley, for some strange reason. He was walking through the halls all by himself until the bell rang and the empty halls became filled to the brim with people. Blaine didn’t recognize a single person, which worried him a bit. He was out of his Dalton uniform, which was also a bit weird. All of a sudden his eyes were covered and two pairs of arms were dragging him away from all the commotion in the halls.

Kurt slowly slid Blaine off him as he climbed off the bed and walked to the bathroom, he closed the door and looked in the mirror. He looked shocking, his hair was a complete mess, his skin was well he hadn’t moisturised in a couple of days, he needed to do that soon or Blaine might think he looked spotty and ugly. His face was paler than usual but he was feeling sick and he had been around Blaine all day so it wasn’t surprising.

Blaine immediately began to freak out, kicking ad trying to get the hands off of him. “Relax, Chewy. It’s just Sam and me.” He heard Puck say, but they still didn’t let go of him and uncover his eyes. “Finn too.” Blaine was still being dragged and his eyes were covered, but he stopped kicking and just let them take him wherever they were going.

Kurt went to leave the bathroom and got halfway back to the bed when he felt incredibly sick, he ran back to the bathroom and leaned over the toilet where he was sick into. He stayed there for a few minutes while he was sick, he went to move but more sick came out. When he felt like no more could come out he flushed the chain and sat down leaning against the wall. He couldn’t tell Blaine he was sick it’d make him feel really bad and Kurt didn’t want that.

“Guys let go.” Blaine pleaded. “Nope. No can do.” He heard Finn say, and Puck spoke right after. “Kurt told us how you didn’t want to come to New Directions because we wouldn’t want you or you’d get into everything of Kurt’s or some shit like that, and we’re forcing you to go.” “Guys, seriously. Just let me go, you guys don’t want me there anyways…” Sam spoke next. “Dude. We heard how you sang at Sectionals and Regionals and yeah, we want you there. Plus Kurt might stop staring at his phone with you there.” “……fine, let’s just get this over with.”

Kurt stood up and make sure there was no sick on him or anywhere around the bathroom, but it sure smelt horrible. He went back into the room where Blaine was sleeping, he went through the bag and found some deodorant and sprayed the bathroom, he didn’t have his wipes on him so he wouldn’t clean it down himself. He sprayed himself and then went back to the bag and got out his mouthwash, toothpaste and toothbrush. He rinsed his mouth out with mouthwash, brushed his teeth and then rinsed again with water.

Finn, Puck, and Sam finally let go off him and pushed him into the choir room where the entire New Directions sat in two rows. Kurt was to busy staring at some picture on his phone to notice that Blaine had been pushed in the room, but when Santana looked up and said “Oh, Kurt’s man candy is finally here.”, Kurt’s eyes shot up to where Blaine was standing. Blaine waved and gave him a weak smile, and Kurt tried to stand up and meet him, but Mercedes pulled him back down into his seat.

Kurt had finished doing his teeth and then washed his face and hands before going back into the room and putting the stuff back into his bag. He walked over to the bed and gently lifted Blaine up so he could slide back on to the bed he tucked Blaine into the covers after setting him back onto his chest again and wrapping his arms around him.

Mr. Schuester turned to face Blaine when he heard Santana, and he smiled. “Oh, hi Blaine. Glad you could join us today.” Blaine stood there, looking around at people staring up at him. “Hi.” Blaine saw Kurt try to stand up but Mercedes pulled him down again. “Sit down, Kurt.” The scene shifted so Blaine couldn’t see exactly what was going on until a little while later, when he was brought into a giant group hug.

Kurt wasn’t sleepy but decided to close his eyes anyway; it was too dark in the room to see anything. He pulled Blaine closer to him and hugged him tight as flashes from his previous dream appeared in his head, his eyes opened and he looked around to make sure he was imagining it. He looked down and saw Blaine on him and was convinced.

Blaine was being hugged by every single member of New Directions, implying that he was now part of the group. After everyone had welcomed him to their group, only Kurt was left to show his reaction. Blaine gave him a nervous smile, knowing that this was something important to Kurt and not wanting to butt in on everything in Kurt’s life. He had switched to Kurt’s school and was now in a glee club Kurt was passionate about. Blaine looked to the floor, waiting for Kurt’s reaction.

Kurt sat in the dark relishing the silence, he hadn’t been in complete silence and awake for a long time and as much as he loved Blaine’s voice he loved the silence too. He rested his chin on the top of Blaine’s head and listened to him breathe.

Blaine was still looking at the floor when he felt Kurt run up and pull him into a giant hug. He let his own arms wrap around Kurt in a response to the hug, not wanting to let go. “Congrats, Rosy.” Blaine heard Kurt whisper, making him grin and pulled Kurt into a tighter hug. Mr. Schue quietened the group and asked everyone to sit down, Blaine taking the empty seat in between Sam and Kurt and scooting his chair closer to Kurt so he could wrap an arm around his shoulders.

Kurt felt Blaine hug him and then tighter a few seconds later, he smiled down at him hugging him back. He wondered what if anything he was dreaming about; he kissed his head and moved a hand to stroke it still leaving a hand holding Blaine against him. “I love you so much” he whispered his ear.

Kurt leaned against Blaine’s chest as Mr. Schue talked to the group, Blaine now free to wrap both arms around him. He leaned his chin against Kurt’s shoulder and heard Kurt whisper “I love you so much.”, making Blaine break out into a grin. “I love you too.” Blaine whispered back before turning his head to kiss Kurt’s cheek.

Kurt wasn’t expecting Blaine to say it back and he looked down at him in shock; he was even more shocked when Blaine’s head turned and kissed his chest. What was he dreaming about? He tilted his head so it rested gently on Blaine’s and tried closing his eyes again, the bad images were gone and now he was thinking about what they’d do when Blaine was better.

Blaine sat with his arms around Kurt during the entire missions, getting proud looks from Mercedes and Rachel at them and nods and smiles from the guys. Mr. Schue was giving them an assignment and the scene shifted again. Kurt and Blaine were now walking down the halls of McKinley together with only a few other people in the halls.

Kurt saw them out on the hammock, him lying on Blaine’s chest and his arms around Blaine’s torso with Blaine’s arms wrapped tightly around him. Both pairs of eyes were closed as they wind slowly rocked them. It was a nice peaceful image but pretty boring at the same time. Well it was until Kurt started singing “Live in my house i’ll be your shelter, just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Be my lover and i’ll cover you”.
Blaine opened his eyes and smiled down at Kurt whose eyes were open too and began singing the next part. “Open your door i’ll be your tenant, don’t got much baggage to lay at your feet but sweet kisses i’ve got to spare. I’ll be there and i’ll cover you”

Kurt was giving Blaine a better tour of the school now that he was a student there. Blaine would make a few jokes as they walked around, trying to hide how nervous he was. He paid attention to everything his fianc�e said when a group of Cheerios walked by and gave him the look over. They looked like they approved and one of them stopped. “You must be new. I’d remember you.” One Cheerio said, her eyes sweeping Blaine’s body as she spoke.

Kurt sat up and looked down at Blaine in his vision, he wasn’t asleep just dreaming. Blaine got off the hammock and went round to Kurt’s side; he put his hands under his arms and picked him up, putting him down infront of him, his hands sliding onto his waist. They continued singing “i think they meant it when they said you can’t buy love. Now i know you can rent it. A new lease you are, my love, on life be my life” Kurt wrapped his arms around Blaine and held him close. “Just slip me on i’ll be your blanket wherever, whatever i’ll be your coat”

Blaine was feeling very uncomfortable. “Yeah….. I’m new. Blaine Anderson.” He said, introducing himself. The cheerleader nodded and you’re smiled.
“Blaine…… cute name. Where’s your girlfriend at?”
Blaine began laughing really hard, confusing the cheerleaders “Don’t have one.”
“How could a cutie like you not have a girlfriend?”
Kurt looked about ready to kill the cheerleader, but he shot Blaine a look saying “Go on. It’s funny.”

Kurt stepped away from Blaine when he sang his next line to curtsey “You’ll be my King and I’ll be your castle”
Blaine bowed in return singing his next. “You’ll be my Queen and i’ll be your moat”
They took each others hands and ran through the trees.“i think they meant it when they said you can’t buy love. Now i know you can rent it. A new lease you are, my love, on life be my life. All my life i’ve longed to discover something as true as this is” Blaine pulled Kurt close and they danced slowly.

Blaine smiled at Kurt and turned to shrug at the cheerleaders. “Don’t want one.”
“Don’t want one? Bullshit. Why not? You could probably get any girl you wanted.”
Blaine started to laugh. “That’s not true.”
“Hell yeah it is. You should use that charm to your advantage.”
“But I don’t want a girlfriend.”
“Sure you do. Call me sometime, kay?” The girl took Blaine’s arm and started writing her number on it before Blaine pulled it away. She shot him a confused look, and Blaine laughed and shook his head. “Wow…. even guys at Dalton had a better gaydar than you.”

Blaine’s hands were on Kurt’s waist and Kurt’s hands were wrapped around Blaine’s neck. “So with a thousand sweet kisses, i’ll cover you” Blaine sang.
“If you’re cold and you’re lonely” Kurt sang back.
“With a thousand sweet kisses i’ll cover you”
“You’ve got only nickel only, with a thousand sweet kisses i’ll cover you” Kurt rested his forehead against Blaine’s and smiled when he sang his part waiting for Blaine to sing his line.
“When you’re worn out and tired”
“With a thousand sweet kisses i’ll cover you”
“When your heart has expired” Blaine gently pulled Kurt even closer as they both sang the final lines together. “Oh lover, i’ll cover you. Oh lover, i’ll cover you” they sang before ending with a kiss.

The cheerleader stared at him in confusion. She didn’t hear what Blaine had said. “Oh, you went to Dalton?”
“Yep.”
“Uniforms. Hot.”
Yeah, she didn’t hear him. Blaine kept on laughing while everyone just stared at him. “Oh god, you girls can’t catch a hint can you?”
“What?” Blaine woke up from his dream laughing.

Kurt’s eyes opened as vision finished, he looked down and Blaine woke up, he was laughing. That must have been a good dream, he smiled down at him. “You okay down there Rosy? I take it from your laughing it was a good dream” he gave him a small squeeze.
Blaine kept laughing but he looked up at Kurt when he spoke. “Girls at McKinley have the worst gaydar in the world.” Blaine said as he burst out into laughter. “I had a dream just now that a Cheerio kept trying to get me to call her and was hitting on me and stuff. She couldn’t catch a hint.” Blaine kept on laughing and snuggled into Kurt’s chest more, sighing happily. “You look pretty hapapay yourself.” Blaine was still a little loopy, but it had gone down a bit.
Kurt laughed quietly at Blaine’s dream and watched as his head snuggled more into his chest. “I’m happy that you’re happy” he smiled, he still couldn’t say happy and he sounded a little loopy but it was nothing like he was before he slept. Kurt took his phone off the side and checked the time, it turned out he had slept, just a very light sleep. Blaine had been asleep for an hour and a half and Kurt had been asleep for just an hour. “Santana has amazing gaydar but other than her yes the other girls gaydar sucks, Mercedes didn’t know i was gay and she had this thing for me and she broke my window because i didn’t like her in that way back, she also thought i was in love with Rachel. Nooo way. I had to tell her and that was really hard” Kurt realised he was rambling on and telling a story that didn’t need to be told so he shut up.
“She broke your window?” Blaine asked a little shocked. He snuggled more into Kurt as he spoke. “Santana seems pretty coooolllll. Is sheeeeee?” Blaine asked as he gave Kurt’s chest a kiss. “Did you sleep? What did youdreamabout?”

Kurt nodded when Blaine asked about his window. “Yeah my car window, dad took it away from me for a bit” He smiled as Blaine snuggled even more into him. “Yeah Santana’s okay, she’s a bitch almost all the time but she can be cool” he grinned when Blaine kissed his chest and he began stroking his hair. “I did sleep, i dreamt that you and me were on the hammock, it was really nice, it was boring until we began singing I’ll Cover You from Rent. You picked me up and helped me off the hammock, we danced, sang, kissed that was my dream”
“Thatsoundsfuuunnnnn. Wecando that ifyawant.” Blaine slurred his words together and scooted up farther on Kurt’s chest. His face was now nestled in Kurt’s neck, and he gave it a few kisses and pulled himself closer to his fiancee. “Fiannceee? Wannaknowmy….. my….. myfirstdream?”
“I’ll hold you to that” Kurt smiled watching Blaine scoot further up his chest. Kurt hugged him tighter as he felt the kisses on his neck, they didn’t affect him like they usually do, this may be because Blaine was loopy. He felt Blaine pull himself closer and start talking to him. “Sure okay, tell me all about your first dream”
Blaine looked up at Kurt confused. “My firsttdream? Whattt?” Blaine didn’t remember asking Kurt if he wanted to know his first dream and shrugged it off. He kept giving small kisses to Kurt’s neck. “You smelll goood. And tassteggooddd.”Blaine said with his words stringing together. “You’re so preetttyyyyy.”

Kurt looked at Blaine concerned when he didn’t remember asking about the first dream, he continued stroking his hair stopping in parts to play with it. He felt Blaine give his neck small kisses. “Why thank you, i taste good? Cannibal” Kurt laughed squeezing Blaine. “And you’re beautiful”
“You tastteee reaally good.” Blaine said simply, pretending to bite Kurt’s neck before nuzzling his nose into Kurt’s neck. “Soooooo very preetyyy. Prettyy pretty Kurt. I got lucky, getting suuucch a prettyyy fiancee. Fiannceeee? Yoou’rree soooo preettyy.”
Kurt blushed when Blaine kept calling him pretty, he smiled down at him, even more when Blaine pretended to bite his neck before nuzzling his nose into it. “I got lucky too, i have such a beautiful, hot, sexy, cute and adorable fianc�e who is sooo pretty too” Kurt said as he kissed the top of Blaine’s head.
“But you’re sooooooooo prettyyyy.” Blaine said, craning his neck to give Kurt’s cheek a long kiss, smiling halfway through it. He didn’t pull away and just kept his lips on Kurt’s cheek. “I’m stuccckkk fianceeeee.” Blaine mumbled against Kurt’s cheek.

Kurt smiled as Blaine kissed his cheek, he laughed when he said i was stuck. “Aww no we can’t have that can we” he turned his head so his lips touched Blaine’s, he gave him a quick kiss and pulled away smiling. “Better?”
Blaine smiled when Kurt turned his head and returned the small kiss. “Your kissesss work like maaagic. I’m unstuccckk!” Blaine said with a small giggle before stealing another small kiss and snuggling back down into Kurt’s chest.
Kurt grinned as Blaine stole another kiss from him and then snuggled back into his chest. “You’re loopy and its funny, you’re so cute. Are you still cold?” he asked remembering that he had been freezing just the hour before.
Blaine nodded and snuggled more into Kurt. “Its coollllldddd. Good thing I’ve got some hot stuff like you to keep me warm.” He wrapped both arms around Kurt’s torso and gave him a giant bear hug before settling down into Kurt’s chest. “You’re comfyy. And you smeelll and taaaste good. And your sooooooooo prettyyyyy.”


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