Blaine looked back at Kurt and saw that his face was covered up by a pillow. He gently pried the pillow out of Kurt’s fingers and set it in his lap, moving Kurt around so that Kurt’s head was against the pillow in his lap with Blaine’s fingers running through his hair soothingly. “Hey babycakes, what’s wrong?”
Kurt tried to fight Blaine’s hands for the pillow but lost, he lay glaring at the ceiling and then felt himself being moved so he lay on the pillow in Blaine’s lap, now looking up at Blaine. “I still have the sex appeal of a baby penguin, i look like i have gas pains and i sound like i’m in pain, or according to you like i have splinters in my foot, thats whats wrong.”
“Kurt, I only said that you had splinters in your foot because the stupid people outside thought you sounded like you were in pain. I don’t think you do, because you don’t. Did you really want me to tell them what was actually happening in here? Trust me, you don’t have the sex appeal of a baby penguin. If you did, you wouldn’t have me constantly wanting to have sex with you. And yes, it makes me sound like an addicted pervert, but it’s true. You don’t look like you have gas pains when we do these things, that was only during that performance. And we’ve already talked about that. Look, I’m sorry if the splinter comment made you think that I think that your moans sound like you’re in pain, but I don’t. I worship your moans, and the faces you make, I really really do.” Blaine said, his fingers still running through Kurt’s hair. He wasn’t sure if Kurt was glaring at him, since he was glaring at the ceiling before he looked at him.
“But you’re supposed to be nice about it, you’re supposed to tell me that i don’t do those things, you’re my fiancee thats what you’re supposed to do.” Kurt said as his glare softened a little, knowing that Blaine was always honest with him but this he wasn’t one hundred percent sure, there was just zero point one percent of him wasn’t sure. “You constantly want to have sex with me?” A small smile appeared on the corners of his lips.
“No, my job is to be honest with you. I promise you, if anything I just said wasn’t true, I would tell you. But I never lie to you in the first place. I’m being 100% honest.” Blaine said with a reassuring smile, blushing the smallest bit when Kurt spoke next. “Yeah… I really do. I really do constantly want to have sex with you. I know, it’s a bit creepy, but…. Kurt, its amazing. Your moans, reactions, faces, the feeling of everything, you teasing me… I love it.”
Kurt nodded slowly at what Blaine said, the small smile growing seeing him blush and listening to what he said next. He raised a hand and rested it on Blaine’s neck, pulling him down for a long and deep kiss. “I feel the same way, before this week i was scared of it but now i adore it. I constantly want to have sex with you too. I really do feel exactly the same way, i love everything about you, your moans, faces, reactions, the feelings of everything, youuuu teasing me, every little thing you do to pleasure me, well just everything you do. I love it, i love youuu soooooooo much. Sorry for being such a downer.”

Blaine kissed back as soon as Kurt pulled him down for a kiss, honestly expecting a little weirded out reaction. He grinned when he listened to Kurt talk, his entire face lighting up. He leaned down and gave Kurt a deeper kiss than before, the grin still on his face again. “You aren’t a downer. You really aren’t. I love you sooooooooooooooooo much. So so much. And I’m so glad that you love sex as much as I do.”
Kurt watched Blaine’s face lighten up, he smiled a little more knowing he just did that as he returned the deeper kiss. “I love you soooooooooooooooooooooo muchh. Sooooooo much. Oh i really love sex, i don’t know how we’re going to cope without it i mean we’ve had it everyday for the past five days, its going to be strange without it. But promise me that while we’re at school we still have it at least once a week, since it’ll be harder with our parents around but we can try. When we live together we can do it whenever, wherever and however we like.”
“Hmmm… we might not have to cope without it. Our parents won’t be home every single second that we’ll be home, we’ll be able to make time for it. Okay, I promise that we will have sex at least once a week, if not more than once a week.” Blaine bit his lip and grinned when Kurt said what would happen whenever, wherever, and however they wanted. “Now I reaaaaaaaaallllllyyyyyy reaalllyyy reaaaaaaaaaalllyyy want to fast forward to summer and have us live together.”
“More than once if we’re really lucky.” Kurt grinned, it growing seeing Blaine’s grow. I really really reeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaallllllllly want to fast forward to summer too, the whole time just us, we can have all the sex we want, all the makeouts, all the snuggles, never actually having to get out of bed for anything.”
“I realllllyyyy reaaallllyyy like the sound of that. All the sex, makeouts, and cuddles we want? That sounds like heaven.” Blaine grinned and kissed Kurt again, still smiling as he did. He was so glad that Kurt didn’t think he was a pervert for constantly wanting to have sex with Kurt, and even more glad that Kurt constantly wanted to have sex with him.
“Thats because it willll be heaven, you’re an angel, not just any angel, my angel. My beautiful, perfect angel.” Kurt kissed Blaine back again, grinning still, even more at the fact that he was looking at Blaine upside down. He giggled a little. “You’re upside down.”
“Emphasis on the your angel more than anything else, since I’m yours and shall forever more be yours.” Blaine said, grinning even more when he saw that Kurt was grinning. He rose his eyebrows at the giggle, and then laughed himself. “I am, aren’t I? Upside down… hmmmm, are you sure you’re not the one upside down?”
“Yup thats right, my angel and no one elses. As you’ve seen i put up a mean fight if people try and steal you.” Kurt grinned up at Blaine. “Noooo its you, you’re the upside down one. Your face is the wrong way round usually its that way.” He said as his hands made a twisting motion. “But i am very comfy here in your lap, just one thing. Get rid of the pillow pleaseeeeeeee.” He grinned wanting to lie in Blaine’s lap, just Blaine’s lap, no pillow.

“They can try to steal me, but they’ll never ever ever succeed.” Blaine said with a growing grin, shaking his head and laughing when Kurt said he was the upside down one and made hand motions to emphasize it. “Oh realllyyyyy, should I un-upside down myself then or-” He was stopped short but another laugh when Kurt asked for him to get rid of the pillow, and after gently lifting Kurt’s head up from it, he did just that. “There. Better?”
“Muuuuuuuch better, i get your lap again, stupid cockblocking pillow getting in the middle of us.” Kurt grinned even more looking up at Blaine. “You’re still upside down but if you un-upside down yourself i won’t be able to lay like this and i like it like this, even with you being upside down.”
“Oh, was this pillow cockblocking you?” Blaine teased, throwing the pillow across the room so that it was far away from them. “There. Now nothing is in your way. And alrighttyyyy then, I’ll let you stay like this and I won’t un-upside down myself. Just for you.”
“Yessssssssssssssssssss.” Kurt was very happy that they were going to stay like that, he didn’t want to move he was pretty comfy and even happier to have the feeling in his hands back. “You’re sooooooo pretty.” He grinned up at Blaine. “Even upside down you’re still very prettiful.”
“Why thank you very much, kind sir. I would say the exact same thing back to you, but you’re not upside down, we already established that I was the upside down one.” Blaine teased, his fingers going back to running through Kurt’s hair, like they were doing when he was trying to comfort and reassure Kurt earlier.
“Nope because IIIIIIIII…” Kurt deliberately dragged out the word pointing to himself. “Am the right way up, you upside down.” He grinned resting a hand on Blaine’s neck pulling him down for a kiss. “MWAHHHHH.” He grinned more pulling away, just to think a few minutes ago he had been sad and now he was back very happy again, only Blaine could do that.

Blaine’s grin stayed glued on his face as he kissed Kurt back, biting his lip to keep from giggling or something of that sort when Kurt added a “mwah” before pulling away. He stared down lovingly at Kurt as his fingers stroked through his hair, happy that Kurt was in a better mood.
Kurt stared just as lovingly back up at Blaine, still grinning and loving what he was looking at. He closed his eyes for a second so he could focus on the fingers stroking his hair before opening them to smile at his absolutely gorgeous fiancee. His hand was still on Blaine’s neck and his other rose… “you are as cute as a button you know that.” and poked Blaine’s nose.
“Is today Compliment Blaine Day?” Blaine teased, his hands stopping in Kurt’s hair for a bit to play with certain parts of it. “Since today I’ve been called your angel, gorgeous, perfect, and cute as a button. I never really got that term, by the way… are buttons supposed to be cute?” He asked, shaking his head and laughing a bit as he did.
“Every day is Compliment Blaine Day, every single day.” Kurt grinned insanely. “Buttons can be cute, i think they’re cute but as long as i think it then we’re all good because i know what i think matters to youuuuu, just like what you think matters most to me.” He smiled poking at Blaine’s nose again.

“So if you think they’re cute, then they must be.” Blaine said with a smile, scrunching his whole face up when Kurt tapped his nose again. “Okay, if every day is Compliment Blaine Day, then is today Poke Blaine’s Nose day?” He asked after opening his eyes, grinning down at Kurt lying in his lap.
“Yes it is, i love your nose its so cute.” Kurt laughed still poking at it, grinning at how his whole face scrunched up. “Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke.” He said while he was poking Blaine’s nose, he knew that Blaine didn’t mind one bit that he was doing that, thats why he carried on with it.
Blaine closed his eyes again and let his face scrunch up slightly as Kurt continued to poke his nose, his eyebrows raised and a open mouthed smile on his face. “Having fun there?” He teased, opening an eye to look at Kurt before shutting it again. “So today is not only Compliment Blaine Day, but it’s Poke Blaine’s Nose Day. Is there another event that happens today that I should be aware about?”
“I am having sooooooooo much fun.” Kurt grinned still poking at his nose. “Hmmm well you’re just going to have to wait and find out, where’s the fun in tell you?” His other hand pulled him down so he could kiss him, he gave him a long and deep open mouthed kiss, he pulled away smiling widely.
“But I might bet impa-” Blaine started to say before Kurt pulled him down for a kiss, returning it and making it as deep and open mouthed as Kurt was making it himself. He grinned back at Kurt after he pulled away, his hands still in Kurt’s hair. “Well that was nice.” He said with a laugh, referring to the unexpected kiss he just received.
“I thought so too,” Kurt smiled pulling him down for another one knowing he wouldn’t expect a second one, he made his one last much longer and made it deeper, filled with more passion and love still open mouthed. He pulled out of the kiss but not away from Blaine’s lips. “You’re so beautiful.” He said quietly before giving him a quick kiss and pulling away.

Blaine’s eyebrows shot up when Kurt pulled him down for a second kiss, this one he was not even kind of expecting. He felt that the kiss was deeper and filled with more, so Blaine put everything that Kurt was giving him into his own kisses and hoped Kurt was loving it as much as he was. Well, that was a silly thing to hope, because he knew that Kurt was. Blaine grinned and returned the quick kiss Kurt gave him, still staring at him after it was over. “Oh, am I now? I’ve never been told…”
Kurt was staring at Blaine completely and one hundred percent smitten. “Never? Oh i’m sure i mentioned it once or twice, oh well i’ll just have to tell you again. Youuu are beautiful, beautiful, soo completely beautiful i say. You Blaine Anderson are sooooo incredibly beautiful, you’re stunning, gorgeous, beautiful, adorable, perfect, cute, beautiful. I love you, you beautiful man.”
“If you say so.” Blaine said, a smitten grin now painted on his face. “I love you toooooo.” He had started to melt again, Kurt always seemed to do that whenever he said things like that to him. He didn’t know why, but he would always be melted in the extreme.
“I dooooooo say sooooo, i think that youuuuuuuuuuuu are the most beautiful person in existence and that is hard considering that i am alive too.” Kurt teased grinning up at Blaine. “You are so unbelievably beautiful, you gorgeous, sexy man. I have never seen a man so dashing and gorgeous as you, besides myself, in forever.”
“Well that just can’t be true at allllll, like you said, you’re alive, so I think that the title of the most beautiful person in exsistance goes to youuuuuu.” Blaine continued to run his hands through Kurt’s hair as his fiancee did nothing but compliment him, melting him bit by bit.
“Fiiiiiine but you hold the other titles, the perfect, cute, adorable, sexy, gorgeous, stunning, sex god, you are just everything so sweet and amazing and incredible.” Kurt grinned having no idea that he was melting Blaine at all. He continued gazing up at Blaine completely smitten, grinning like a moron.

Blaine could only just grin, completely smitten and melting even more by the second, when Kurt was talking. It would show on his face soon that he was melting, if it didn’t already. “W-well, again, I think that those titles should go to you, Mr. Kurt Hummel.”
“No they don’t because as you said i hold the most beautiful title, you hold the rest.” Kurt grinned, the hand on Blaine’s neck now stroking it. “You are all of those things and sooooo, soo much more Mr. Blaine perfect, cute, adorable, sexy, gorgeous, stunning, sex god, sweet, amazing, incredible Anderson.”
It slowly started to show on Blaine’s face that Kurt was melting him, because he really was. Whenever Kurt would say those types of things to him, or act extra adorable, he would just melt into a giant pile of goo. “I-I.. thank you.. B-but I always thought my m-middle name was W-Warbler…”
Kurt grinned hearing Blaine stutter, knowing now that he was melting him. “Well thats only on very veryyyyy special occasions.” He teased his hand still stroking Blaine’s neck, grinning like a complete idiot. He saw the melted look on Blaine’s face and heard it in his voice, making him look even more beautiful.
“S-special occasions? Like w-what?” Blaine asked teasingly, still wearing his melted smile and having that look in his eyes whenever Kurt melted him like this. No one else could do this to him, coming from Kurt those things meant the most and just plain melted him.
“Oh you’ll find out soon enough.” Kurt was in love with the look Blaine was giving him right now, the melted smile and that look in his eyes, his own eyes showing the most love he could possibly show, as did his smile. He grinned up at Blaine, very, very comfortable right now.
“Define s-soon.” Blaine stuttered out with a grin, because he was melted, he couldn’t get rid of the stutter yet. He moved a hand down from out of Kurt’s hair and cupped his cheek, his thumb stroking Kurt’s soft skin while he gazed down at his fiancee, who was wearing the most amazing look right now.
“Hmmmm i don’t think i can do that, for you see i don’t even know when i’m going to do it.” Kurt smiled up at Blaine, at his grin, his stutter, the hand that was cupping his cheek, just everything about Blaine. He pulled Blaine down for another kiss, practically shouting “OH BLAINE WARBLER!” into his mouth, trying not to laugh as he said it, pulling away from the kiss as he burst out laughing.

Blaine laughed after Kurt kissed him and then practically yelled in his mouth, his hand still on Kurt’s face and his other in Kurt’s hair. “So that was your definition of soon then?” He teased, the stutter was now gone, thankfully, so that he could actually talk normal again.
“Maybe, it might come again later.” Kurt winked still laughing, practically rolling around in Blaine’s lap. He noticed that the stutter was gone now making him grin more. “Oh Blaine Warbler, i do love you.” He smiled still laughing a little, he had found that hilarious.
Blaine shook his head and laughed as Kurt couldn’t control his laughter, being more gentle in his hair because his head was rolling around in his lap. “Why does this amuse you so much?” He asked after Kurt called him Blaine Warbler and didn’t stop laughing at all.
“B-because you… you’re Blaine Warbler….” Kurt carried on laughing but no longer rolling around. “You’re Blaine Anderson but you wanted to be called Blaine Warbler.” He went from laughing to giggling, within minutes he was now giggling insanely, a giggle fit.
“Babe, you can call me whatever you want to call me. But you’re still going to be Kurt Anderson when we get married.” Blaine said, his fingers still running smoothly through Kurt’s hair. He was grinning from the little giggle fit he was having, Kurt was so freaking adorable.
“Blaine Warbler…” Kurt giggled as he said it, that was Blaine’s nickname from Rachel for some reason and now everyone called him it, he didn’t know why it was so funny. Sometimes things not even funny set him off into a giggle fit, or maybe it was just stuff Blaine said.
“You okay there?” Blaine said with a small laugh himself, Kurt still lying in his lap. He was thankful that the hotel room wasn’t cold, since he still wasn’t wearing anything and he might’ve been cold. But he wasn’t, so it was all good, since he knew Kurt would want him to stay this way anyways.
“I er… y-yeah i’m fineeeee….” Kurt continued giggling, he suddenly remembered that Blaine was actually naked which made him laugh even more. “Y-you okay? N-not cold?” He asked as he continued to giggle, trying to stop but it was hard, he had completely forgotten for a second that Blaine was naked, he didn’t want him to be cold far from it.
“Nope, not cold at all, I’m all good.” Blaine said with a smile as Kurt continued to laugh, shaking his head a bit when he couldn’t stop. He honestly wasn’t cold and didn’t want to get up to get dressed anyways, or get up to do anything for that matter, especially getting up to leave.
Kurt was trying hard to stop laughing so he could have a proper conversation with Blaine, so he tried kissing him again to see if that would work. He pulled him down and kissed him, bursting into laughter in his mouth. “Oh my… Naked Blaine Warbler…” He laughed out loud letting Blaine pull away. “I’m sorry… i’m sorry… i’ll stop… well i’ll try…”

Blaine just grinned when Kurt kissed him, and he laughed a bit himself as soon as Kurt laughed into the kiss. “Is that a bad thing? Should I go and get dressed for you then?” He teased, knowing that Kurt would protest if he did. “Don’t apologize, you can’t help being thrown into a giggle fit.” He petted Kurt’s hair lovingly, keeping his head still in his lap.
“Nooooo d-don’t get dresssssssedddd…” Kurt giggled as he looked up at Blaine, if Blaine wanted to dress he could but he shouldn’t only stay naked for Kurt’s sake. “Get dressed if you want to…” He tried to calm down but he was struggling, he didn’t have a clue why he was giggling he just was.
“Wellllll I don’t want to get dressed, so we’re both happy.” Blaine said, watching as Kurt was trying and failing to calm down. He didn’t even remember what had thrown Kurt into the giggle fit in the first place, but he didn’t mind that Kurt couldn’t stop giggling. He found it adorable beyond belief.
Kurt was really trying to calm down, his stomach was cramping because he was laughing so much. There was only one thing that could make him stop laughing but he realllllly didn’t want to think about it and it was the thought of them going home, he would immediately stop giggling. “Owwwww tummmmyyyyy…”
“Awwwww poor babbyyy” Blaine said, patting Kurt’s stomach after freeing a hand from his hair. He didn’t know how to get Kurt to stop laughing, since it was hurting Kurt’s stomach, even a kiss probably wouldn’t work, since the last time Kurt kissed him to try and calm down, he just kept laughing.