"The lines over there." The big burly security guard pointed at the back of the line. Blaine could tell the guy was talking to him because of the shouting and pointing. He groaned. Cooper was hanging out with them too much if he was thinking like that.

"I just need to speak to Kurt for a moment," Blaine protested.

"So does everyone else in the line."

"He knows me."

"Yeah, yeah," the guard said. "You and everyone else."

Blaine opened his mouth but the guard cut him off.

"Back of the line."

Growling, Blaine stomped off to the back of the line. Stupid jerk. He hated being kept from Kurt. 

The girl at the end of the line was dressed in a too tight Wonder Woman costume and she sneered at him. 

"Kurts in love with Cooper."

"Thats not what he said this morning when he blew me," Blaine muttered under his breath.

She rolled her eyes and turned back around.

Blaine crossed his arms and pouted. There werent that many people in line, but still. His phone vibrated and he fished it out of his pocket.

- Where are you?

Just what he needed - Sebastian. It was bad enough that he'd convinced Kurt and Cooper to let him stay in their room for the weekend. Although, Sebastian and Cooper hand been gone when they woke up so they had time for blowjobs in the shower. 

- in line 2 c kurt. y?

- WTF?

- long story

It only took a few moments for Sebastian to show up in a Green Lantern costume. "What the hell prince charming?"

"The asshole security guard wouldnt let me speak to Kurt. So Im waiting in line."

"Thats not a long story. Wheres the drama, the angst, the happy ending?"

Blaine shrugged. "But now I have you here to talk to.

"Wheres Brittany?" Sebastian asked. 

"Shes around somewhere. Shes not speaking to Kurt because he wont wear the unicorn costume.”

Kurt glanced up, a puzzled expression on his face. He wiggled his fingers at Blaine.

Bitchy Wonder Woman turned around and glared at Blaine. "What was that?"

"That," Sebastian said, "was the highlight of young Blaines life. Hell be jerking off to that image for the rest of his life. Or until he gets another celerity crush. Oh, my god Blaine. Can you believe we get to talk to Kurt Hummel and Cooper Anderson? I think Im going to die!"

Wonder Woman said, "I knew it," and went back to ignoring them.

Sebastian snorted. Bitch, he mouthed at Blaine.

Blaine would laugh except most fans of the movie probably shared Btichys attitude.

When it was finally their turn to go up to the table, Sebastian ran forward, squealing, "Cooper youre so sexy in person. Sign this To Sebastian, my biggest fan. Last night was incredible. I cant wait to sleep with you again. Lots of love, Cooper. Please, Cooper, for me?" Sebastian batted his eyes.

Kurt's shoulders shook with silent laughter and Cooper's face went red.

"Why did you get in line?" Kurt asked quietly.

"The guard wouldnt let me through."

"Wheres you pass?"

"That picture is hideous," Blaine said. "I look like I died and got fished out of a river three weeks later. Im not going around with that tacky thing hanging around my neck. Itll ruin the look of my costume." He didnt add that it would make people question why Kurt was with someone who looked ridiculous.

"Sweetheart, no picture of you could ever be tacky. And it says youre here with me so security will let you through."

Oh. He knew it would get him into the panel that Kurt and Cooper were speaking at, but he hadnt realized it would allow him access to Kurt. It was in his swag bag somewhere.

"I cant believe Im meeting Kurt Hummel. Pinch me Blaine, I must be dreaming," Sebastian said loud enough for everyone in a fifty foot radius to hear.

"Forget pinching you," Blaine hissed, “If you don't shut up, I'm going to kick you.”

"This is the line for autographs," the security guard interrupted.

Blaine shoved his book at Kurt. "Dont make any plans for after Con tonight. I dont care what crazy scheme Cooper cooks up, dont do it.”

"Fine, but please bring me some coffee. And Cooper, too.” Kurt scribbled in the book, snapped it shut, and slid it back to Blaine. "See you tonight," Kurt said seductively with a wink.

Blaine moved out of the way and opened the book to the page Kurt had written on.

"To my biggest fan,

Seeing you dressed as Nightbird is getting me all hot an bothered. If you love me as much as you say you do, youll fuck me against the wall when we get to our hotel room.

Love,

Kurt Hummel”

Blaine laughed. Hed told Kurt that dressing up would be fun. Now he needed to get Cooper and Sebastian out of the room.

Going to get coffee for Kurt and Cooper only took a few minutes. Blaine was tempted to spit in his brothers, but it would be rude. And Sebastian was right there. He flashed his badge at the surly security guard and didn't have any trouble dropping off the beverages. 

Sebastian and Blaine got a bite to eat before heading over to the panel discussion for the movie. The plan was show a few scenes, Kurt and Cooper would talk for a little while, and then a Q and A until they ran out of time. Blaine was tempted to ask a few questions of his own, but he wasnt sure how that would go over with Kurt or the audience.

Blaine was really excited about seeing the extra scenes. Kurt had been giddy when theyd seen some idiotic romcom that had the trailer for One More Night at the beginning. Seeing Kurt on the big screen had been amazing, larger than life and so beautiful. And the bits they showed with him and Cooper hadnt been too bad. Sure, they were constantly eye-fucking each other, but the brief shot of the two of them in bed had been tame compared to what hed imagined. Okay fine. He wanted to claw Coopers eyes out, but he could deal with it.

The line outside the conference room stretched all the way down the hall and around the corner. Blaine smiled. Kurt deserved the recognition. This time, he had his badge around his neck and had no difficulty getting into the short VIP line of people who got to go in first. Bitchy Wonder Woman glared as they went by. Sebastian winked at her and Blaine smiled. 

A guy lead them to specific seats and instructed them to sit. The room was larger than Blaine expected. Hed figured that because this wasnt a comic book movie, it wouldnt be super popular. They were farther back than Blaine would have preferred, but he was glad he hadnt needed to wait in the line for who knows how long to get a good seat. The rest of the audience surged in the moment the doors opened, people scrambling to find chairs. A few of the workers encouraged people to scoot in and make more room available.

Another worker explained that the actors would be out in a moment and everyone would be staying in their seats or they would be escorted out by security. Blaine cheered along with everyone else when Kurt and Cooper walked in from the side, waving.

"Hi, Im Cooper Anderson," Cooper said. Everyone, except Blaine, applauded.

"And Im Kurt Hummel." The crowd went nuts. A delicate blush crossed Kurts face. Hes so adorable, Blaine thought.

"Im sure youve all see the trailer for One More Night," Cooper continued. He paused and let the noise die down. "So instead of showing it, were going to see one of my favorite parts from the movie. Just in case anyone isnt familiar with the plot, Kurt is playing a cop working undercover as a stripper. We used to date and I saw him at the club. In this part, I run into him at the police precinct and have no idea hes really a cop."

Blaines hands clenched into fists and he wanted to yell, "You didnt used to date, your characters did." He kept his mouth shut.

The lights went down and the clip started. Cooper grabbed Kurts arm. Blaine guessed he should think of them as Connor and Kevin, but it was almost impossible. Kurt looked dead sexy in the police uniform. Even better than in high school.

"What are you doing here," Cooper hissed. "Is it someones birthday or something? Do you have any idea how much trouble youll get in being dressed as a cop in a police station?"

"Not as much trouble as Id get in if I werent in uniform.”

Coopers eyes went wide. "You cant strip here. Youll get arrested for indecent exposure."

Kurt frowned and tilted his head. "First off, Im never indecent no matter how little Im wearing. Second, when I need a shower get naked first. And third, its none of your business what I do or when I do it."

"Is there a problem here?" Another cop approached them, glaring at Cooper.

"No officer. Nothings wrong," Cooper said quickly. He grabbed Kurts hand. "We were just leaving."

"Dont you have a job to do?" the cop asked Kurt.

"He doesnt," Cooper insisted. "And I dont want any trouble or Ill sue."

Kurt burst out laughing. "You think Im a stripper. I thought you realized..."

"Realized what?" Cooper tugged on his wrist again. "You went on and on about how much you love it and how much money youre making. Now, please, lets go. I dont want anyone getting arrested."

The cop crossed his arms over his chest. "You need any help? Id be happy to cuff him for you."

"No thanks, Bill weve had a bit of a miscommunication. We used to date in college and we ran into each other at Dicks." Kurt raised his left hand and tugged on his sleeve, showing off the tattoo. "This is Connor, my ex. I can handle this and Ive cuffed him before," he said with a wink.

Bills lip twitched. "Carry on, then."

Kurt manhandled Cooper in to an office and shut the door behind him. Coopers face hit the desk with a thud and the camera panned back to show Kurt behind him, a hand on his back holding him in place. Kurt had cuffs snapped around his wrists a moment later and he pushed Cooper into a chair.

"I am a cop. An actual cop. For the record, I do like stripping. Its fun singing and having hot guys stick money in my underwear. So Im a little narcissistic. Im working under cover and I need you to keep your mouth shut about this. We have a drug bust planned for tomorrow night and I want it to go smoothly."

Cooper raised his eyebrows. "Oka-ay." He didnt sound convinced.

"Now you have a choice. You can either convince me you won't blow my cover. I'll still need to keep and eye on you. Maybe cuff you to the bed so you don't get in the middle of this.” Kurt sat on the edge of the desk and placed his foot in the middle of Coopers chest. "Or I can get Bill to arrest you and I assure you, spending the night in jail will be a lot less fun than spending the night with me."

Blaine jumped when half the audience screamed in delight. The lights came on and he blinked at the brightness.

The question and answer portion started with typical questions - How did you get involved in acting, are you really singing, was it weird being naked on set in the shower?

Wait, naked for what part in the shower? Blaine wondered. Kurt hadn't said anything about him and Cooper naked in the shower.

"Are you two dating?" a girl in an Alice in Wonderland costume asked.

"No," Cooper said. "Kurts married to my brother and they are obnoxious." His voice got a few octaves higher. "Oh pookie, I love you more." It dropped lower, but not to his normal speaking voice. "No honey bear, I love you more."

Blaine wanted to yell, "Youre full of shit Cooper. We were quoting Rent and if you watched something besides porn, youd know that." It wasnt until his hands landed in his lap that Blaine realized that not only had he yelled that out loud, hed put his hands around his mouth to amplify the words when he shouted them.

Every eye in the room was on him. Blaine wanted to run and hide, but he couldnt move.

Kurt laughed. "Hes got you there, Coop. I dont call him pookie.

"Well then he calls you tiger and you call him prince charming."

Blaine stood up. "He calls *you* tiger and Sebastian calls me prince charming."

"What do you call each other then, because I know its sappy."

"I call Kurt beautiful and he calls me..." Blaine paused for a moment. Kurt called him Blaine. "...sweetheart," he finished lamely. Well, Kurt had called him sweetheart earlier.

Kurt smiled and Cooper snorted.

"But since this is the questions and answer part, I have a question," Blaine said. "Which of your characters is the top?" There were several gasps and a few cheers. Really, he should stop talking.

"Huh?" This was from Cooper.

"I dont think you can ask that," Kurt said.

"Sure he can," Sebastian yelled. "He just did."

"During the sex, who was the top?" Blaine already made himself look like an idiot so he might as well get an answer.

"I-I dont..." Cooper stammered, turning to Kurt and shrugging.

Kurt placed his hand over the mike and leaned in to whisper in Coopers ear. The intimacy of the gesture made Blaine growl.

A weird coughing sound escaped Coopers lips and Kurt let out a huffing breath, turning back to the microphone. "Lets just say that Kevin has the more dominate personality. And after seeing Cooper naked for the scene in the shower, I can guess that if Connor were the top, they could only have sex once a week or so because Kevin would need a few days in between to recover. Plus Connor looks sexy handcuffed to the headboard.”

Did Kurt just imply his brother was so hung that he couldn't be the top most of the time?

Sebastian said, “Way to go Hummel,” and the cheers from the audience were deafening. 

That was it. Blaine was going to handcuff Kurt to the headboard at the next available opportunity and find out just what the fuck kind of movie they were filming.