So here’s what you missed on Glee...

Artie, Tina, Mercedes, and Rachel joined the glee club but they never got to compete because their glee coach was a molester, and no one else wanted to join. Head cheerleader Quinn Fabray is dating star quarterback Finn Hudson but what he doesn’t know is that she slept with his best friend Noah “Puck” Puckerman and got pregnant. He doesn’t know because she got a secret abortion which only fellow Cheerio Santana knows about.  Artie and Tina dated for a while until Tina got feed up and called him a misogynistic tool and dumped his ass. Now she’s dating Mike Chang. Their parents are ecstatic and have already booked their asian wedding in 2022.  Kurt spent a lonely sophomore year being bullied by the jocks and just hopes to get out of Lima someday. Mean while in England, Will Schuester studied vampires, witches, demons, and all manner of things that go bump in the night until one day the super secret society, the Watchers, sent him back to his home town of Lima to search for the Slayer.

And that’s what you missed on Glee!