Sept. 10, 2013, 11:15 a.m.
The story of my life: Did someone say disney?
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"Uncle Kurt...." A small voice comes into my subconscious and I jump slightly under the covers. "Uncle Kurt? WAKE UP!" the voice continues to get louder and is coupled with tiny hands shaking at both my shoulders. I still keep my eyes tightly shut but wriggle on to my back under his tiny body and absent mindedly feel across to Blaine, who appears to have got up for his early morning run already. "Uncle Kurt! It's today!!" he whispers right in my ear and my eyes spring open to be looking right in to his chestnut ones.
"Hey goof! What are you doing here?" I pretend to act confused as Landin stands up over me and bounces slightly.
"Today we go see Mickey!!!" he laughs as I jiggle with the mattress. "It's time to get up!"
"Okay okay! But stop jumping you know what your daddies would say?" I raise my eyebrow as he keeps going with an endless amount of enthusiasm.
"I'd say Landin Alexander Porter if you break that box spring..." Dale creeps up to where my feet are and watches Landin turn mid bounce to look at him.
"I sleep on the floor forever!" Landin keeps on going though "But this isn't my bed it's uncle Kurt that would have to sleep on the floor!" he salutes triumphantly before slamming down on the empty space beside me.
"My child the mastermind!" Dale claps his hands and flops down on the other side of him.
"You said it! Have you woken up aunty Tan yet?" Landin nods his head at me and leans into my ear.
"She said a bad word! Daddy J says he will wash her mouth out with soap!" his eyes are like giant orbs as he pulls away from me.
"Well she definitely deserves it!" I sit up slightly to look at him. "How about you go wake up Mrs B to say goodbye and make her really jealous?"
"Okay!" he screams launching himself off of the bed and running out the door.
"My god does he always have to be so .....Awake?" I moan reading my clock saying that it was only 8am.
"Welcome to the life of sleep deprived parents.....he wanted to come over here at four...." Dale laughs.
"I'm glad you talked him out of that!" I say pulling myself up to lean against the headrest. "When do we need to leave?" I look over at him.
"In just over an hour....Jake is fixing breakfast." He hums a little bit to himself. "How is my baby almost five? Remember when we got him and he was all podgy and had those four little teeth? Why is he now this ball of energy and questions?"
"I think that's meant to happen when you grow up....you know like your mentality stopped doing at around his age?" I tease and it earns me a dig in my side.
"Well I don't know if I should be worried that I go out for a run and find my boyfriend's ex in bed with him?" Blaine smirks walking in through the bedroom door looking hot in a sweaty 'I work out' kind of way, his arms glistening in the soft morning light.
"Don't worry it's the postman that just left you should really concern yourself with..." I trail off as he hovers over the top of me, lips inches away from mine.
"Oh so that's how it is huh?" he goes to move away but I hold his arm in place beside my head. "Good morning boyfriend" his breath tickles my face as he lingers over me.
"Morning sexy..." I practically drool at the way he bites his lower lip. "I missed you this morning..."
"Well I'm here now....shower with me?" he quirks his left brow and I can't hold in the kiss any more pulling his face down towards me.
"Okay, with that I'm going to leave..... Don't take too long and PLEASE remember my child is in the building!!" Dale screws his face up in jest before heading out in to the living room.
"You look so hot right now...." I whisper against his lips trying to pull him on top of me.
"Oh no you don't!" he laughs prying my hands from his face and I let out a moan. "Disneyland in an hour...get up and get in the shower....now!" He stands up completely and starts to strip his top off on his way out the door.
"Tease!" I shout after him and reluctantly get out of my warm cocoon.
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"Daddy lets go look at the toys!" Landin pulls at Dale's arm once we get through to the departure lounge.
"Yeah daddy lets go look at the toys!!" Santana grabs his opposite one and pulls him towards the duty free shop, with looks from other flyers being shot their way.
"Okay let's get a coffee?" Jake asks starting to pull Landin's carry on behind him and Blaine and I follow behind holding each other's hands. When we eventually find seats in the small crowded coffee shop Blaine offers to go and get the drinks while me and Jake sprawl ourselves out on the comfy couches. "He is seriously the most adorable thing in the world Kurt!" Jake smiles watching Blaine hum and bob to the tannoy music in the queue.
"He is right?" I smile dreamily after him and he chooses that moment to look in my direction and throw me a wink.
"Let me tell you if I wasn't married we would be fighting over him like he was the last slice of cheese cake right now..." I playfully slap him on the shoulder.
"No chance he's mine!" I giggle softly at the statement. If there was one thing I've ever wanted, it was to have someone to call mine. The fact that it was him just made it even better than I could have ever imagined. "Besides you have your very own slice of adorable..."
"I know and he is going to turn five tomorrow! Five!! I wish I could keep him this small forever...." Jake casts a glance in my direction. "Oh well at least he can go stay with Uncle Kurt when he becomes a teen and full of hormones...."
"As much as I love him....never going to happen...he could ask all these questions about girls! What do you say to that when you've never been in that position? We could always get Santana to give him the talk?" I quirk my eye brow at him and he shakes his head violently.
"No chance! He will have a far too extensive knowledge if we let her do it? Can you imagine!" he covers his eyes with his hand. "We have been thinking though.... Dale's catering firm is doing great...I'm getting decent shifts at the hospital and Landin is like really settled.... we'd like him to have a little brother or sister..." I just stare at him open mouthed for a few minutes not quite knowing what to say.
"Jake that's...."
"Crazy? It's crazy right....I mean we've got a good routine going...what if Landin didn't like it?....I just..."
"It's amazing!" I wave my arms out cutting him off. "And I mean a little niece to dress in cute dresses and have tea parties with and to talk boys with?" I bounce a little in my seat and Jake watches me amused.
"You could have your own sooner than you think...." I stop bouncing then to look at him through wide eyes.
"No! I mean...I'd love them one day but...I haven't even told him I love him yet! Babies are a long way off!" I shake my head and glance over at Blaine laughing with a small girl in front of him.
"Kurt we can all see how you feel...even if you don't say it!" Jake leans in to put a hand on my shoulder. "And let me just say the way he looks at you....is end game material.....trust the married man on this!" but we can't continue the conversation any more as Blaine wanders back over with a tray, which he starts pulling coffees off and placing them in front of us.
"Cheesecake for my baby..." he finishes with a kiss and snuggles in beside me, so that he can steal the odd bite off of my fork.
"Yum! By far the best boyfriend I have...." He looks up at me in mock horror.
"Peachy are you trying to say I do not have all of your affections.......If that is the case I will have to confiscate this cheesecake..." He moves to pull the plate away from me but I latch on tight and start shaking my head.
"No! It's only you....nobody else!" I say loudly and he gives up leaning back against me. Its then that we here a loud giggle as Landin lunges at Jake, Santana charging up to me and Blaine and Dale trailing up the rear with four massive duty free bags. "What did you get you goof?" I ask looking in Landin's direction.
"I got a plane! And Mickey Mouse! And sunglasses from aunty Tan to look bitching!" he shouts loudly and Santana hides between me and Blaine as Jake sends her a death glare. "Oh and I got this..." he looks in his pocket for a minute before climbing over to our chair holding his hand out to Blaine.
"For me?" Blaine looks at him a little misty eyed. As he takes the small heart out of Landin's hand.
"It's a heart!" Landin says proudly as Blaine opens it up to find a child's plastic ring with a 'B' on it. "I got one to match see!" he thrusts his tiny finger up to show an 'L'. Blaine puts his on laughing as Landin makes the rings touch. "Now we are like super heroes!"
"This is awesome! Thanks buddy!" Blaine give him a quick squeeze before snuggling back in beside me admiring his new jewel like it was the most expensive thing in the world. "He got me a super hero ring Kurt!"
"I know! I told you he would like you!" I hug him tight to my chest. "Don't think I'm letting you steal my best uncle title though.....your cute but not that cute." I press a small kiss to kiss forehead and breathe in his scent.
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"Okay buddy lets go over the rules....." Dale and Jake are sitting side by side on a sun lounger while Landin is bouncing on his feet in front of them.
"Daaaaad...."he whines and rolls his eyes dramatically just like a young Kurt Hummel would and I'm proud at how well I taught him.
"Don't dad me! You may now be five but don't forget what happened in the Summer...." Jake bops him on the nose and he looks around embarrassed as he sees the two little girls he made friends with.
"Fine! Always keep my floats on....." Landin pouts adorably in an 'are you for real' way.
"And?" Dale adds with a grin.
"Only play in the little pool...." Landin's arms have now found their way across his chest.
"And?" Jake raises his eyebrow at his little performance.
"Don't use the Frisbee to hit anyone on the head." His foot actually stomps the ground and I try to hold the laughter in.
"And?" Dale holds him firmly by the shoulders to make sure he is watching them both instead of his friends now splashing in the water.
"Don't pull down the life guard's shorts...." He moans out with as much sass as a five year old can have. "Can I go now?" he looks pleadingly at them both.
"You can go love you buddy!" Jake kisses his cheek and he hastily wipes it off before running away. "And it begins...." Jake whispers sadly.
"We can always trade him in for a smaller cuter model?" Dale jokes and Jake playfully slaps him.
"It's not that drastic yet....." Santana chirps in from beside me. "Maybe when he turns eight though...." She raises her sunglasses quickly to wink at them before resuming her former position.
"If only we didn't love that little munchkin quite so much...." Jake sighs and we all burst in to a fit of laughter.
"Speaking of little munchkin's...." Dale smiles moving over to his own sun lounger and spreading out with his hands behind his head. "Where's your little boyfriend floppy?"
"He is anything but little thank you!" I smirk as Jake chokes on his water and Dale gawks at me lost for words. "But a friend called him before we were heading out... He said he wouldn't be long." I close my eyes contented. This had been a perfect little get away for us all and we were now on our last day. The former three had been filled with rollercoasters, children's rides, shows and LOTS of character meet and greets.....I'd like to say Landin was the reason for them all but Blaine and Santana were just as excitable. I was dreading going back the most, because going back meant Blaine had to leave the day after....something we had tried to not talk about but now it was there looming over us, I couldn't face THAT conversation. I just wanted to live in denial like any normal person, was that too much to ask? My phone alerting a text message brought me out of my inner thoughts for now before I could start to panic.
Hello my darlings, hope you are having an amazing time....Just a quick heads up my feral cat of a granddaughter is here for a while...Lots of love xxxx
"Shit!" I mumble under my breath but not quiet enough that the three of them don't hear me and look over in my direction.
"What?" Santana mumbles in her blissed out state.
"Mrs B just text me to say that Maya is staying with her..." Santana sits up to full attention then.
"What??" She screams a little louder than she meant to if her body shift was anything to go back. "How long for?" she pulls her sunglasses roughly on to her head to get a better look at me. "Why is she here?" She leans closer as if trying to search my brains for answers.
"I don't know! She just said she's staying with her....that's it!" I say trying to lean in to rub her shoulder. "Tan you need to calm down-"
"I NEED TO CALM DOWN!!! How would you feel if the first person you ever felt anything for upped and left without so much as a goodbye? She made me like her Kurt! I don't like people!" Santana ranted a little hysterically.
"Santana calm down! Sure she did a shitty thing before... but that was nearly two years ago... she's twenty one now! Maybe she's grown up?" Dale adds from behind her, not getting close enough to receive any physical response.
"Tough! I don't care if she was the best lay I have ever had! I don't want to see her!" She stands up and moves to walk away and collides into Blaine in her hurry.
"Where's the fire Tan?" He asks as we all wave warnings at him.
"Bite me hobbit!" she spits at him and saunters off leaving Blaine just staring after her and then looking to us for confirmation. "What's up with her?" he asks eventually walking over to sit onto her now vacated lounger.
"It's a long story...have a good catch up with your friend?" I look at him and he shakes his head back into his original thought.
"Oh you could say that...." He smiles his happiest smile and shuffles over to sit beside my legs.
"Why do you look so happy? Is one of the Disney cast coming for a hook up?" Dale bursts out laughing and Jake mumbles something about going to see Landin pulling them both from their spots and leaving us alone. "Oh don't pout I was only joking!" I rub his knee softly.
"What would you say if I told you I didn't have to leave tomorrow?" Blaine looks at me for a minute while I hear what he's saying.
"I would say...you are never going to get off the futon in Kelly's apartment....." I close my eyes under my sunglasses to embrace the heat covering my body.
"What would you say if I told you Cat Calls is getting a new live singer four nights a week?" I feel his fingers trailing lightly up and down my arm, making my skin tingle underneath him.
"I would say about time! That crappy band sucks." I giggle softly remembering the last time we were there and I had a very loud rant about the shitty female lead while she was right behind me. If looks could kill.....I'd be six foot under.
"Kurt!" he whispers softly scratching lightly at my arm and I start to replay this conversation in my head. Holy shit! I sit upright and almost bump heads with Blaine.
"You're not leaving?" I ask kind of shell shocked and he laughs and shakes his head. "Oh my god you're not leaving!" I pull him into a tight hug and feel tears pooling at my eyes. "Wait you're not just staying because of me right?" I pull back to take in his stained cheeks and adorable expression.
"Yes and no....I'm staying because I'm fed up of moving around all the time, I want New York to be my home...full time! I want to be near you....because for some unknown reason I love you more than I do getting attention from all those crazy fan girls..." I nip softly at his skin on his shoulder. "I was kidding!" he moans as I lunge into his lap.
"You are going to get soooo lucky tonight...." I lick the shell of his ear causing him to shiver in anticipation.
"Wait- you mean?" he quirks an eyebrow in my direction and I nod slowly. "Take me to our room! Now!!" he tries to stand up but I force him back down with my body.
"Later Bee....you can have me anyway you want..." I pull his earlobe into my mouth and nibble on it lightly. "I promise...." I pull back lying onto the sun lounger like nothing has happened but every so often I feel Blaine raking over my body with his eyes.