Kurt.

"Umm.. Excuse me," Kurt nervously asked.

The dark headed boy turned to him, face set in a wide grin. "Yes?"

God this boy was chipper.

"Hi, I'm new here. My name is Kurt Hummel, and I'm sortof lost.. can- would you be able to tell me how to get to room 237?" Kurt responded, wringing his hands.

"Of course! My name's Nick by the way! So great to meet you!" Nick said, shooting his hand out to shake Kurt's. "and I can totally show you where room 237 is! But first, the Warblers are performing! You gotta check this out!" and without any further noticed, the animated boy grabbed Kurt's hand and yanked him down the hallway.

"The- what-?" Kurt choked out, still being dragged by Nick.

Suddenly Nick stopped dead in his tracks, "The Warblers! They're basically like rockstars! Sometimes they have an impromptu performance in the common room! You'll see, just follow me! My best friend showed me a shortcut!" and with that he grabbed Kurt's hand AGAIN and continued to drag him off, in a different direction this time. Kurt was really starting to get sick of this whole "follow me" thing and was just about to kindly tell Nick to FUCK OFF he'll find his own way, when they came to a stop. As soon as they entered the room packed with boys wearing navy and red, a blonde boy approached, reaching down and giving Nick a kiss on the cheek.

"Hey babe!" 'blonde boy' said.

Was every boy at this school this fucking cheery?

"Hey Jeff! This is Kurt, he's new here!" Nick said, gesturing to Kurt. "Kurt, this is Jeff, my boyfriend."

Kurt smiled as the blonde boy stuck his hand out to greet him, "So nice to meet you."

"Oh of course! Same goes to you!" Jeff was basically bouncing, "are you excited for your first ever Warbler's performance?"

"Uhh.." Kurt started to say, but was cut off by a soft, bum bum bum buuuummm, and the sudden cheers of the boys around him. He turned and saw a group of precisely placed boys singing, bum bum bum bummmmmmmmmmmmmm, they sang again. Then suddenly a dark haired boy stepped out and made Kurt's breath hitch,

"Baby girl where ya at?

Got no strings got men attached..."