2011, still

"I wish Burt Hummel was my dad.

He has no intention of changing Kurt. I mean, remember the car my dad and I repaired after I came out? He insisted on it! We always joked about him trying to make me straight, but it's not funny, Logan.

I might've crossed a line by telling Mr. Hummel to give Kurt the sex talk, especially after I woke up in his son's bed with a hangover, but I just… I don't want things to be awkward between the two of them. I couldn't save my relationship with my dad. Did I ever tell you how my family reacted to the, uhm, sex thing?

Cooper threw a box of condoms on my bed. I was fourteen!

Mom tried, but she failed miserably. At that time, she was still trying to process the fact that 'her baby boy is gay and oh why, why would he do that to himself?' Yeah.

Dad… didn't even try.

I'm not trying to be some kind of gay guru, but Kurt needs the support. Right?"