Santana takes one look at Kurt and Blaine stepping back to the event and she says: “Okay, you just had sex.”

“Santana!” Kurt yells and Blaine fixes his bowtie. They did not, but it’s true that it got a bit steamy. They decided to break it off and go back to the event before anyone caught them.

“Who had sex?” Brittany appears out of nowhere.

“No one had sex!” Kurt exclaims.

“Usually, I am against public sexual acts,” Rachel chimes in and Santana rolls her eyes, “But in this circumstance I can admire it. You worked hard, Kurt. You deserved some sex.”

“Sex?” Sam is eating an appetiser. He raises an eyebrow and Kurt and Blaine. “Oh. Blaine, did you know you can use the code-”

“Sam,” Mercedes stops him before he can finish the sentence. Poodle and Sam’s dog also bark. The next thing Kurt knows, all of his friends are surrounding them.

“I didn’t know I was going to have an audience,” he snorts, “Lady Gaga is literally right there, and yet my love life is more interesting.”

“We’re just very happy for you!” Rachel chimes in.

Blaine is not used to all this attention, so he tries to hide behind Kurt, but if Kurt has to go through this, then so should he. Kurt steps aside.

“Well in that case, meet my boyfriend, Blaine.”

don’t stop retrievin’ 🐕🦴🐶

Quinn Fabray: Howl you all doing?

Noah Puckerman: I’m having a ruff day!

Mercedes Jones: oh dear, just remember that
anything is paw-sible.

Kurt Hummel: I hate you all

Tina Cohen-Chang: don’t look at us! Blame Sam
and your corgeous boyfriend!

Sam Evans: Kurt, if you give me 50% off
on my next purchase for McConaughey II
I will stop.

Kurt Hummel: Sam, I expected something
more original by now

Kurt Hummel: adding Blaine to this groupschat
this early was a mistake

Blaine Anderson: no it’s not

Blaine Anderson: I really get to know you
through your friends!

Santana Lopez: yeah, although it was a lot
of fun to talk to Blaine yesterday in person

Santana Lopez: so many embarrassing Kurt stories

Blaine Anderson: I am having a ball
with your friends, Kurt!

Kurt Hummel: 😑😑😑

Kurt Hummel: why are you texting me
you’re literally lying next to me

Santana Lopez: wanky

Blaine rolls over, phone still in hand.

“You’re the devil’s incarnate,” Kurt says with a fond smile.

“You left me and Sam alone for ten minutes, Kurt. This is the result.”

Blaine stretches. He has to go to the bakery. Everyone had the morning off, since they all worked tediously hard to finish this cake on time.

“Tim and Kamelah are working today,” Blaine says.

“Well, good thing you are pro-workplace romance,” Kurt reminds Blaine and he gives Blaine a small kiss.

“You don’t work at the bakery, Kurt,” Blaine says with a laugh, “In fact, our work relationship is over. I don’t have to mind possible ethical implications anymore.”

“Who’s to say?” Kurt says, “I think I’d love to work with Dalton Doggy dog bakery more often. Besides, if my other standard dog bakery is dropping cakes left and right, I might be in the dire need of a replacement.”

“Okay, yes, then it’s really great that I don’t mind workplace romance. We will not drop cakes, especially now that I am definitely getting rid of Cooper. Want to help me throw him out?”

Kurt throws the sheets of him.

“God, yes! Please.”

Together they get ready to go to the bakery.